EADD's Room 101 direct from B.L's Ministry of Love

[F.U.B.A.R.]

^ I'd put Windows 10 in room 101 - bring back Windows 7 I say...

 

[Raasyvibe]

EDIT: Specifically the fact that it took over 24 bastard hours to install and update.|

Are you still using that computer from 1992!? Seriously, man. You can have my old one if you like? It's from 2006, but will install Windows fully in an impressive 14 hours or less, compared to your measly 24.

 

[Shambles]

As noted, Mr Vibe, I slept for a fair few of those 24-ish hours. Just pointing out the thing is fukkin' ridiculous compared to decent operating systems. Functioning in the world sadly requires me to have at least occasional use of and passing familiarity with MS shite though hence irritation. I've not had to deal with such amateur hour malarky for years so comes as a shock to the system. It's like Vista got humped by an Xbox and the aborted offspring was auctioned off to the lowest common denominator.

Does have Candy Crush & Minecraft built-in though so can't be all that bad, eh... ?



That aside, other things to be sent to Room 101 are cats bodily functions. Don't get me wrong, I loves me some pussy... but sometimes pussies leak fluids and shit all over your nice carpet. Maybe if I was German this wouldn't bother me, but I am not so it does. Lemon wedges seem to be helping thankfully but even my patience is wearing thin on the getting up for a pee in the night only to stand in cold piss and/or (most recently) hot shite

 

[Wilson Wilson]

My MacBook Pro updated itself to the new OS in less than an hour. Meanwhile my Windows 10 laptop seems to take 30 minutes just to start up because it has to install new updates each time. Why does anyone use Windows? To be fair though they don't really anymore since Microsoft failed to break into the smartphone and tablet markets, they couldn't even fucking give Windows away with those products and it's no shock. It's utter shite. Even Nokia, the one single company that kept making Windows Phones, and did so only because Microsoft bought them out for a while, is now using Android instead.

So yeah Windows. Any version of Windows. Anything Microsoft ever made, with the exception of the Xbox which is alright.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

When I first installed Windows 10, I wasn't aware of the 'live tiles' feature. I left it to install, and when I came back, one of the tiles was happily scrolling through my porn for all to see. It should come with a fuckin warning...