You should come back and read this again after you come down. This is drugs. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions? My observation is, if you are spun and having fun, you wouldn't be here in the first place. Then you come here to post presumably a coherent thought but end up looking like billy babbit in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Seriously dude. You're wasting the party refreshment that could launch me into orbit. What's up with that?
Wow, diaperboy69, you really changed my perspective! I guess this is all pretty fucked up! Gee, wish I'd known before that doing crystal meth was kind of cuckoo.
Man, I love this thread. This is better than any Shakespearean epic infinite monkeys could ever type.
I don't know how circumcised men deal with the wear-and-tear, but for me, my foreskin sometimes swells like a blimp after hours and hours of manual abuse. The worst is when you've fucked up so bad that it swells shut, which you can power through gently if you give it time but damn do those lacerations around the tip hurt like a bitch.
The golden trick I've learned over the years is to clamp down on cumming as soon as possible, for as hard as possible. This stops the leakage somewhat, but also for me brings back memories of being young, naive, and about to blow way too soon, which gets me there even quicker.
I also highly recommend ditching the porn and using your imagination--your mind really is the largest erogenous zone or some bullshit like that. I don't really get people who look at disembodied flesh slap together on screens instead of concoct their own fantasies, but then again, I'm gay as hell. (You can imagine anything you like, what could possibly beat that?)
Shout out to the dudes who say meth makes them temporarily gay. OK, hey sure. It's a pretty wild drug, but word to the wise: it's just as wild without the pharmacology.
Hmmmm, the only horrific story I can think of off-hand is when I peed all over myself, my boyfriend and his linen because I thought it would be cum, but I'm probably also lying.