Plugging Basics (The Opiate Version)
As you know, with most opiates there are lots of ways to enjoy them. I am going to give some very sound reasons and the method by which you can effectively get better usage out of placing your opiates in your rectum: Also known as “plugging”.
Why Plug?
For starters it’s usually the best way to get the most out of your opiates. From a bioavailability standpoint, more drug gets into your system via your rectal cavity then any other method other than intravenous (IV). Essentially, you can use less drug to get more high. Not bad, at all.
Also, duration is significantly increased. You will feel your opiates longer if you decide to plug.
What Do I Need
Not very much actually: This method is simple and requires three things: An oral syringe, a very small amount of water and an opiate.
For most the hardest thing to come by is the infant syringe. But, once you know how to get them, it is the easiest part: Almost as easy as getting the water! Just go to any pharmacy, including the ones that are in grocery stores (except Fred Meyers. Their syringes are funny). Simply walk up to the counter and say “I need an oral infant syringe”. They may give you some options but they wil not give you a hard time. If, for some reason, they ask, simply say; “My mom put the one that came in the box in the dishwasher and all the numbers came off”.
The best one is the 10 mL simply because it is most versatile. The 5 mL will do. The 1 mL is too small for beginners. Just ask for a bigger one.
By the way, in the states, Walgreens is the best place to acquire oral syringes.
I Have the Proper Equipment, Now What?
Go potty. Really. If you can do it, take a nice long poop. If you want/can, you can even get one of those saline enemas (the three pack is the best deal, money wise: $3) to get all nice and clean in there. Wipe really good or use baby wipes. Wash your hands really good.
Step One
Get the opiate into the water.
There are a lot of different ways to do this. The most common way is to crush the pills in some container. Then, using the syringe, pull in 6-8 mL of water and put it in the same container as the pills. Mix. Then draw up the mixture into the syringe.
If you are dealing with compounded opiates (Vicoden, Percocet, etc), you do NOT need to do a cold-water extraction. You can actually stack (up to six) pills inside a 10 mL syringe and draw water up past the pills. Shake it vigorously for about a minute and it will turn into a paste that you can plug.
edit: ***** adds; Sometimes using the whole pill method you end up with a top pill that is cemented to the top of the syringe near the tip. No amount of shaking seems to break it free. In these moments, a straightened out paper clip or a safety pin (or anything that can be pushed into the tip without damaging the tip of the syringe) can be inserted to push the stuck pill into the water. Thanks for the recommendation *****!
Non-compounded opiates (OxyContin*, Dilaudid, Morphine Sulphate) can be a little more difficult but require far less water. You can still crush, mix, add and draw or you can do the above, “stack and draw” as well. If you decide to stack and draw, you need HOT, hotter than the tap, water. Water temperature should be between 140 and 170 degrees F (60 and 77 C). Non-compounded opiates have a tendency to be pressed harder together. With the “really hot water”, using the stack and draw method, you shouldn’t have to shake the syringe for more than 3 or 4 minutes.
*edit: It had been awhile since I had OxyContin but I must've been getting a different brand (I now have the Tevas). As you know, they gel up. It doesn't make it un-pluggable or even make it impossible to not have to crush but it is a little more difficult. It's a lot easier when dealing with any dosage of pill larger than a OxyContin 20 mg, just crush, add water and suck up the jellied mess into the syringe.
After that, place some Vaseline on the base of the top of the syringe. Not necessarily the tip but where the tip widens. Use as much or as little as you want. If you are using a 1 mL, 3 mL or 5 mL syringe, you can even go “dry”.
Great, The Opiate is in the Water. How exactly….?
Step two
Get the Water into you.
Keep this in mind: The syringe is smaller in diameter than a normal piece of excrement and shorter in length as well.
It’s only uncomfortable because you haven’t done it before.
Get naked from the waist down. You can leave your socks on. After you’ve plugged a few times you’ll be able to do it by lowering your pants but for the first time, keep everything out of your way.
Lay down on the side opposite the hand you use to write with: If you are right handed, lay on your left side, etc.
Lift your leg (the one not on the floor) as high up and back as you possibly can and using the syringe that is in your writing hand, find your anus.
Insert the syringe up to the plunger base: All the way, if you will.
Reach down with your other hand and brace the syringe and press the plunger to get the opiates into yourself.
Count to 5
Slowly remove syringe. (If you wait long enough it will actually shoot out on its own.)
Congratulations, you have plugged an opiate!
Hooray! Now what?
Step three
The waiting. Simply lay on your stomach or side for 1-1/2 minutes for every mL of liquid you get into your rectum: 6 mL of water means 9 minutes of waiting.
You’ll start to feel the opiates very quickly.
I’m Kind of Giddy, Now… What?
Clean it up. You can choose to clean up or throw away the syringe. I use it for about a week and then get a new one. I clean it with hot water and antibacterial soap. If I need to keep it longer than a week, I’ll boil it in the microwave.
That’s really it. In a nutshell:
Stack
Suck
Shake
Shoot
Questions? Did I miss anything?