⫸STICKY⫷ Office of Oppression (OoO) NSFW

Because we decided that med school was too much hassle and most business is done on the fairways every friday. That and my boss loves me cos I make them a small fortune every month.
 
My dentist told me to be a dentist or vet over a doctor. I chose crack head.
 
Be a dentist, but don't do after hours call outs. There is no such thing as a dental emergency that can't be seen at 8am Monday or after a 7 hour wait in A&E.
 
i can't wait until my suspect oral hygiene catches up with me

and i fall in a $10 grrrrrrrrrr hole and stay there, toothless

but as of right now i'm proof dental products are a borderline gimmick
 
dex would probably go to med school and then never do anything with the degree

- OoO
 
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i bet there's some bad ass underground clubs assigned for doctors who lost their licenses via malpractice

it's probably an abortion clinic
 
If you are going to get struck off you best hope you are reasonably good at organ transplants. Drug lords expect to live for ever.....
 
i don't think it's a coincidence i don't know any doctors

those guys are fucking losers outside of saving lives and disease prevention
 
book smart(math/science wizzes) people are dumb as fuck

in fairness, it's easy to understand considering how much of their lives they've dedicated to educating themselves for the sake of humanity

years ago i took this girl in med school out on a date, was a moron
a month later another med school girl, was a moron

maybe they were just nervous
 
I say the same thing about politicians, they were usually the desperate hanger ons at school before they started pressing the flesh and kissing babies.

At least they have money to play with, I get sick of my "dero" mates who never have money to go any where.
 
top 3 excuses:
1.the kids
2.your significant other
3. can't afford it

nobody ever questions those things

WELL THEY SHOULD
 
you forgot the greatest excuse of all time

"yeah man I cant get off work it sucks"
 
i used to be the supervisor of 8 people in a county wide real estate appraisal reassessment data collection project

i stopped asking why they couldn't make it to work

it's none of my business, i didn't care and they are lying anyway
 
jesus christ that is a mouthful of an occupation title. Did you say that any time someone asked about your job?
 
i loved that job and felt like a boss with it(cause i was)

so yeah, if asked, you're fuckin' right explained what i did

and if anyone' besides family, asks why i don't do it anymore

i tell them yeah, it's cause i fucked up
 
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