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English porn

Vader said:
I like porn with really crude, vulgar Northern birds. "Ooh eck fookin bang it yer big black basterd" is music to my ears.
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Trust me, you're best keeping your fantasy as just that - fantasy. In reality, crude, vulgar northern 'birds' tend to be a lot more trouble than they're worth.

During one of my more desperate times, I went home with a woman who fits the usual profile of that particular pornographic niche. Not only did she buy a kebab, but she chinned some scally girl who was accompanied by two scary blokes, proceeded to eat the kebab in my bed, and then (this tops it off) picked the half-wrapped kebab up off the floor the next morning and had it for breakfast.

As for porn, there's a whole world of debate about its ethics, but that's a can of worms I'd rather not open on here.

That aside, it's not generally my thing. I have a vivid imagination, so just a picture of some twentysomething Japanese woman pretending to be a schoolgirl or bending over in nice underwear is enough to provide the necessary physical reaction and a source of wank-focus to get it over with. I don't need to see her being pissed on, tortured, 'raped' or whatever. Sorry to disappoint, but that's me.
 
A report given newspaper coverage yesterday suggests early exposure to hardcore porn on the internet leaves teenagers with 'unrealistic expectations' and a tendency to be disappointed by the real thing.
I suppose it would, wouldn't it?

Now most kids are fuckfilm veterans before they hit puberty, there's little mystery to investigate and inexperienced real-life partners are vulnerable to unfavourable comparisons. Must be confusing for young peops and, at risk of sounding old-fashioned, perhaps not the healthiest state of affairs. Still, you can't turn back the clock and I imagine the yoof will somehow handle it.
 
My 16 year old cousin has a friend the same age who I have heard say "I love fucking my girlfriend up the arse because it makes me feel like a pornstar". Not the best, in my opinion.
 
charlie clean said:
'unrealistic expectations' and a tendency to be disappointed by the real thing.
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There's always an element of disappointment though, eh Charlie? Well there certainly is for those who end up falling in bed with me.

You're right though, as is Vader - I wonder about exposure to porn and how it'll affect the upcoming generation (and future ones). Lads mags have already made misogyny semi-acceptable in the media again (not that it ever truly went away) so what's exposure to hardcore porn going to do, especially when it seems so much of it involves degradation of some kind or another?

Of course, kids have always messed about and fucked each other, but I don't think gangbangs and the apparent obsession with slipping it up the wrong 'un were quite as common say, a couple of decades ago.

But there I go, tin-opener poised above the aforementioned worm-container. So I'll leave it there.
 
Ceres said:
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There you go, children.

A glimpse of the real world.
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when i said ben dover was a legend, i of course actually meant dirty old cunt who actively prosecutes filesharers



youre swimming against the tide old man, go fuck off and retire somewhere
 
I still have British Housewives 4 mag somewhere im sure, first page is a double spread of some mature wife bent over a hoover with an opening that looks like a badgers eye, all booey bumholes etc. so it sets the expectation bar quite low
 
I laughed after seeing some woman getting banged by a yorkshireman and just after he shot his bolt he said 'ee love, that were fookin champion'.
English porn so much more entertaining than american porn where all the women are blonde with plastic tits.
 
The majority of english porn ive seen seems to be filmed on mobiles and the setting is usually someones lounge, loads of coked up lads n some poor woman aboslutley taking length.
 
I think the most comical porn clip ive seen was this scene from the 70s where some guy with huge sideburns is doing two women, one on either side of him. For the money shot he gives one jet to the left to land on one lady, turns round to face the other way to give the other lady a wad, and does this 2 or 3 times. Very Benny Hill. My description doesnt do it justice, if i can find a link to the clip I'll post it.
 
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