Ok then - maybe a long one, so bear with me:
Picture the scene: A sunny day like any other, the location Farnborough College of technology, England, the year 1993
Our hero (me - well duh) is a 17 year old, fresh faced naive little fella, doing his best to consume all the drugs he can get his grubby hands on and find as many women as possible who are willing to get naked for him. (I guess somethings never change - even 9 years down the line eh )
Having spent a happy couple of hours bunking double Chemistry with a young lady who (due to excessive alcohol consumption) seems to be coming more and more willing to let me snog and grope her, the decision is made to take a stroll in the grounds and enjoy a spliff or 4.
<fast forward 1 hour>
A cloud of smoke and a burst of giggling come from behind a tree - our hero and his latest moll are very stoned and pissed (Make that VERY stoned and pissed) and have made their way to the local park and, after much searching and deliberation have found - what they foolishly think to be - a secluded spot beind a large Oak. By this time our intrepid duo are pretty much naked - there is sucking and fingering and juices and tits everywhere.
All of a sudden, a shadow falls across the copulating couple - an oddly policeman-shaped shadow....."Right you two, get your clothes on - You're nicked! I am arresting you for Outrage of public decency - please come with me"
Panic. Clothes go on and, hanging heads in shame we are escorted round the tree and on to the rather large footpath cutting through the park that in our inebriated state, we failed to notice.
As Sarah (for that was her name) discreetly throws our lump of hash down behind the tree and squeezes her ample charms back into her bra, we overhear the bobby saying "god knows wht you two thought you were up to - did you not know that that (here, he points at a very large municiple looking building not 50 yards from our impromptu hot-bed of passion) is the police station? we have had a steady stream of complaints for the last hour from various old ladies, dog walkers and other people using the park about you two shagging in full view of everyone?"
Cue simultaneuos "Doh" from the pair of us.
A formal caution was our punishment that day - the arresting officer was remarkably cool about the whole thing and in fact, seemed to find it reasonable amusing - especially locking us in (sperate) cells for 3 hours (because they were ttoo under-staffed to deal with us straight away), before proceeding to take our statements along with a lengthy taped interveiw for prosterity.
Needless to say, me and Sarah tended to aviod each other around college after that.
[ 26 June 2002: Message edited by: Sleeper Service ]