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Stimulants Hints and Tips for Meth Smokers v.2

Gday. Those nonslip silicon sticky grippy mats yep theyll keep ur pipe in place n cause theyr silicon theyr heat proof so these things are secretly perfect for your precious puffaid when its hot af n u want to put it down.
Iv been smoking fake meth yea that poison shit for a while been getting rorted heaps so ill probably die young from some kind of toxicity cancer.
All cause my life is stuck and rely on a addictive habit for happiness mainly due to lonlieness.
Anyway yea love my sunglass stash case fits everything perfectly All in One kit. Use magic eraser to clean ur pipe with a rod. A jar lid with wet sponge in it to cool your flute.bic lighters r perfection i use them only. Cheers give me a comment if u found this helpful thatd make me happy :)
 
Put the pipe away until after you have tried it orally.

Oral is Nice took 100MG nice and crushed up , Put it in a empty Size 3 capsule i got off Medsupply.com for less two packs of marlboro Reds.... Im still hooked on the Holy Zookie tho,
 
BTW if anyone is actually here because they are curiouse about the drug, and considering trying it, i strongly suggest against it. The comments in this thread may seem pretty upbeat, and may give off the impression that meth is pretty great, and not too harmful, but it really is.

Seriously, if you're young and just HAVE to do some kind of up/party drug, have fun and do coke every now and again, don't ruin your life over a quick high.

Sorry everyone, just felt the need to lay that out

No, I'm glad you said all that. About 2 months ago me and my girl just got a case of the Fuck its and got some soft. Which turned into almost a 2 month meth binge. Annnndddd we're losing our apartment, family is all wondering wtf is going on... Everything is bad. I've been clean almost 2 years from heroin and I thought, fuck it, I never really fucked with uppers so I can handle it. HAH! Yeah right. That shit is all bad.

Just like Third Eye Blind said: Doing Crystal Meth will lift you up until you break
 
Well, let's not forget shit happens anyway.

I used to dutifully sit outside my apartment to smoke (tobacco), until I heard about complaints. So I went back to smoking in the bathroom with the vent on. Well, I guess that made the complainers more pissed, like we shared a vent or something. The landlord responded to complaints I never heard, entered when I wasn't around, found my beer-bottle cig butt hovel, and booted me out on my ass.

And that's why I don't live in nice neighborhoods.

ANYWAY: Happy meth smoker here with tips and tricks if anyone has a meth-smoking question . . .
 
Avid meth user for a few years, IV and smoked. Prefer downers though, just a few normal times if I don't have benzodiazepines is good for me.

My question is how/ can you get those ridiculously fat cant-see-your-hand though vapour cloud using a Bic lighter? I think I did one time, it gave an insane rush, almost MDMA like but I've never been able to replicate unless IV. Do you just load a fat ass shard/amount? I can smoke it properly leaving zero residue, though can't use a torch lighter for some goddamn reason.
 
Cleaning your Pookie(Bubble,glass Dick, The best thing since sliced bread) You will need a couple Qtips , a Cig , Saliva and a Butane Torch.
1)- Light cig and smoe that bastard , save the ashes
2) Place Saliva on a Qtip and clean inside of Pookie as best ya can
3) Place saliva on a new Qtip and get your ashes from the Cig on it , Now Scrub the inside of Pookie, the ashes are like a Abrasive
4) Place saliva on another Qtip and Mop up your Cancerous mess
5) any Dirty stuck on spots you Fry off with the torch , they'll turn Red hot and flake off

Lighting
I prefer a Torch, Faster, Cheaper and You don't turn Pookie Black as night, With that being said a TOrch and a regular bic both have their ideal Places to use
If you are in a situation where your not able to be seen but others could hear you use a Bic
If you are in a situation where your able to be seen or a Flame from a bic would stick out like a sore thumb but nobody can hear you use a Torch

Also ive noticed that if i load a bowl and it just taste shitty even if i don't inhale the first bit if I set Pookie down and do something for awhile and let him cool off 100% when k return and try to smoke I taste that chemically goodness we all love instead of Shit
 
Avid meth user for a few years, IV and smoked. Prefer downers though, just a few normal times if I don't have benzodiazepines is good for me.

My question is how/ can you get those ridiculously fat cant-see-your-hand though vapour cloud using a Bic lighter? I think I did one time, it gave an insane rush, almost MDMA like but I've never been able to replicate unless IV. Do you just load a fat ass shard/amount? I can smoke it properly leaving zero residue, though can't use a torch lighter for some goddamn reason.

Step 1: have massive lungs

Step 2: follow good technique

Step 3: human fog machine
 
If you're an IV user, you'll probably be disappointed with any big hit anyway, so my advice would be to avoid hunting that fluffy white whale. Mainly because you need either silly looking gear I've only seen in homemade gay porn, or lots and lots of practice. And you'll burn so much while trying, you'd bankrupt every tweaker in Modesto.

Bics are great lighters, but just aren't meant for this work. You should have a nice adjustable torch before considering this pursuit. From there, thick walled glass will retain heat from previous hits, keeping a large sample liquid long enough for you to start attacking the edges.

And really, you can probably get a larger total mass of dope into your lungs per unit time, if instead of going for largest single lungful exhalation to impress friends and scare off rivals, you do the staggered breath thing. It is also hard to describe, but is more like a series of breaths that are part of one giant deep-chest breath. Kind of like circular-breathing, if you ever played the trumpet, only backwards--exhaling a bit through your nose while inhaling with your cheeks.

But you're still limited by the tyranny of heat transfer in a given lungful. Well, you step that up, and get yourself my best present to myself, a propane plumbers torch with a pencil flame. If you light that then turn it almost OFF, it equals your butane torch. High will just melt your pipe and dope. In between you'll discover a world where meth sublimates directly into your deepest alveolar sacs.

But why bother with any physical barrier like heat flux, time, or lung capacity? Just get the device designed to do what you're trying to: a meth bong. They are not designed for filtering water-soluble vapor, so don't bother adding water (or very much). They are simply strange looking things usually tweaked together, that serve as second chambers to concentrate a single hit. You can use a Bic with them just fine. You can use a regular old, dry weed bong too, if it can accommodate your glass bowl.
 
Mmm speed bong, my favorite. I will have to disagree with scrofula on the lighter though, I personally detest a torch, the bic is an art form. Thinnish glass and excellent technique, combined with some artful lighter play creates a meth masterpiece. The best kind of masterpiece ime.
 
Smoking a pipe in your goddamned car at night. Another fatal flaw for Bics, thank you B3ast. But instead of a Q-tip I prefer regular dish soap/water, a cut piece of sponge, and a bent paper clip. Soak it a bit, scrub, rinse, then propane torch that fucker.

The fibers from a Q-tip are nigh invisible and can get left behind in your bulb. To later spark and leave a little squiggly line that is mildly irritating.


EDIT: Maestro Tubbs, rest assured, you didn't see my 18 page treatise on said art. We all start somewhere. I just got lazy and my tolerance too high to play any more bic games.

More edits: You know though, Mr. B3ast, Bics do light your cabin interior up at night, along with your face sucking on a pipe, but the torch doesn't work well there either, since you can't see your bulb very well. The torch then has the drawback of needing a good light for night-time use.

Also found that the jet-engine sound of a steady torch is less recognizable and can be dismissed as a weird white noise, compared to the universal sound of a lighter, especially the cheaper, translucent adjustable gas station POS that have sparker things you can hear through a thunderstorm. In a bedroom at night, the torch is easier to hide with a fan noise, than constant cigarette lighter sounds. At least when you're on meth and paranoid.

At no point should anyone bother with those long-neck BBQ lighters. I swear there is less fuel in those than a mini Bic.

For the clandestine night tweaker on a budget, do not discount plain old candles. The heat output is worst of all these options, depending, and they'll soot up your pipe faster. But you only light them once, they make no sound, and a small candle has more uses than at least a few Bics. I think they're good for practice when you're still on the constantly-burning-shit stage, with the lower power, and free hand for better lighting.
 
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Mr clean magic eraser, and acetone if a newb had shared my pipe.
 
My do's and dont's as taught by my dealer ( & a small rant ) sorry so long!

I think a routine is important for a meth user. Because this drug is so toxic and damaging, having a routine is useful in that it becomes 2nd nature.
Routine is as follows:
1)Eat. I'm not talking a little bit of snack foods. I am talking high vitamins, fiber, and calcium rich food.
Also as a diabetic this is important for me to help regulate my sugars.
2) Grab yourself a huge water bottle. 64 + ounces is good. ( I drink a minimum of 2 a day)
3) smoke. Don't over load the bowl, always clean the crappy shit out of the bottom after smoking. DO NOT EVER BURN THE PIPE! You want to burn shit up buy your own damn piece!
4) Put everything away in safe, secure location.
5) WASH YOUR HANDS!!! Warm water and soap are your friend.
6) Floss, brush, and mouth wash! You should spend around 10 minutes doing all 3 of these. Be gentle on your gums! Don't floss or brush so hard you bleed! I use Advanced gum protection tooth paste. Also biotine mouth wash does WONDERS for dry mouth! It's amazing?
7) if you haven't showered for the day I recommend you do so. If you have showered please remember to wash your face/ neck with semi hot water, good soap ( I use moisturizing soap) and RINSE with COLD water to close pores. If an acne break out occurs depending on your skin type, I recommend tea tree oil or vitamin E oil. They are natural and help reduce inflammation or scaring.. ( if you're a picker... get your shit under control!)
After all this I enjoy my high.. I brush and wash hands and face after EVERY session!
I hold down a full time job, and run a house and not once so far since my relapse has anyone questioned my sobriety.

That being said, I really do wish every day that I had never been introduced to this shit. I often times find myself in deep depression while smoking even before the come down... wishing I was different. I had quit for 3 + years and relapsed on 12/31/17... no alcohol was involved. I don't know why this time it's so much harder to quit... last time I quit cold turkey. You would think with the complication of diabetes I would be able to quit easily... WRONG!

THIS drug has taken over my life. I wake up smoke, get ready for work, come home..smoke, speed clean my house / cook dinner.... after school activities for the kids, come home smoke... hang out till about 10.. shower bed and start all over again.

Anyone who hasn't gotten caught in the siren call... RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN! I wanted to reach out to get help but when brought up in a hypothetical for my friend " megan" my counselor said she would have to report anyone who using and had kids to DHS. My heart sank... I want to get clean for me, but I want to get clean for my kids as well.

My heart sank when she said this. I don't want to loose my kiddos, which is why I want to get clean...but I know I can't get clean on my own with out help, but help means losing my kids... it's a very dark spiral.
 
I have a question if it has a chemical taste is that bad and I always try to keep the flame as far away from the pipe as possible while still getting the pipe heated and it still ended up being black on the pipe so what can I do about that
 
I am currently using the stove top in my parents house to smoke and putting it at the lowest heat possible but with the meatl things on top it’s hard to get the pipe to the flame and be able to turn it back and forth
 
Black on the pipe, or black in the pipe?

If it's just on the outside, you can clean that off pretty easy. It just means whatever flame you're using is kind of "dirty". No real fix but to get a different flame (I've found that distance-to-pipe of sooty flames is not the real story).

Black inside the pipe could mean you burned it, or you have very low quality stuff. If you're burning it, that's a complicated fix that depends on what you're doing. Try to keep the bowl moving, never leave the flame just pointed at your dope, is the best advice, not knowing anything else.

When I first started, I had black on the outside leading to black on the inside, since I couldn't see very well. That soot doesn't always wipe away, either. Needs just a little scouring pad. But always keep that bowl clear and well-lit so you don't burn it on the inside.
 
I was taught to dip the bottom of my tube after a rip or two into a wet but not cold tee shirt or paper towel?so you don?t have to hold your finger over the top for an entire sesh. They forgot to mention if your tube isn?t capped it will crack on contact. In the OP they say letting it cool destroys a bit, I assume they mean just letting cool over time? Another post says you should hit no more than twice before putting down to cool
 
i use sale to clean the outside of the bowl if i let a rookie use it and they burn the outside.... and lay the hot ass pipe on some cloth and the cloth sticks... ughhh
when i clean the inside i usually just burn it with a torch, the black shit will like literally turn red and burn away, evaporate... but make sure u do it a section at a time and let it cool. dont put that torch too close to the little carb hole either.
and also on the inside if u dont have a torch... salt works. salt can be used as an abrasive and u literally sand it off... its all good
some ppl use nail polish remover... i dont care to do that tho. lol i always feel like when i do that i taste it forever
good luck dont make that pipe too hot tho... u will regret it lol
 
anyone else evaporate their bong water??? i use a blow-dryer carefully or preferably a stove top double boil! anyone else do this as opposed to drinking it? If so i'm curious how much your yielding and your method!!
 
Hey guys!

Here is a hint/tip...

The meth and coke in Orange County, Cali. is crap right now regardless of what you pay! It isn?t worth the money. If you live here or are going to visit don?t waste your money. Go cop from L.A.
 
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