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    So it is official, the Pakistani Telecommunication Authority has decided to be the moral compass of Pakistani society and has introduced a text message filter. A list of over 1000 forbidden words and phrases has been released that can will be censored when ever you text this xmas.

    The list can be found here


    It makes interesting reading. The usual suspects are there, Ass Blaster, Doggy Style and of course one of my favourites, Get it on. There are some really colourful variations such as GAYMUTHAFUCKINWHORE, Nutfucker and that old chestnut Love Pistol.

    It isn't all bad though. No longer will you be drinking with your mates and sudden receive a text saying, "Hey babe, I just got my period so I'm on my rag, can you drop into Kmart and pick up some tampons please. Grab some condoms too so later when you are banging my back door you don't fill me full of pimp juice. Unless of course you want to give me a pearl necklace. LOL. smilie face. less than 3"

    But I digress. It tis the season for giving and our poor Muslim brothers need some loving too. We need to get creative here if young Wasim is going to get his end wet this December. We need to come up with some suggestions to help him lay the seeds to laying his seed. So far I have been only able to come up with, "Hey babe, I want to play with your fun bags before we perform the dance of the beast with two backs. Or I could just finger bang your corn hole if you wish"

    I would have used BAZONGAS but that was on the list. Won't someone please think of the children
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    how about shirt puppies?..
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    Now we are talking papa.
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    Dirty pillows ftw.

    Also, I like how "Jesus Christ" is censored.
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    In other news, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busty St Clare View Post
    Won't someone please think of the children
    I'll think of them as I fap...
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    trouser trout..
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    twib notes plz
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    Willy, the wild and wooly, one eyed wonder worm..
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    omg ...this IS a good thread
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    I can hardly wait for the tidal wave of strange new vulgar terms that Pakistan gives birth to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by papasomni View Post
    Willy, the wild and wooly, one eyed wonder worm..
    How is weenie on that list and not willy?
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    Pink snapper..


    fuzzy taco

    bearded clam
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    What is Las Vegas?
    (fuck)
    -I just read "pink taco".
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    the gaping jaws of death..
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    penocha..
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    pan
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    bump uglies..
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    Lol, "idiot" (and a number of netspeak ways to spell it) is on that list.
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    "the hunk-a-chunka"
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    the beast with two backs..
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    "Jesus Christ"

    LMFAO
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    695. "neon deon"
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    860. Sex whore...... is there any other kind?
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    No SHAWTYPIMP?
    Well shit there goes half my vocabulary
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