So it is official, the Pakistani Telecommunication Authority has decided to be the moral compass of Pakistani society and has introduced a text message filter. A list of over 1000 forbidden words and phrases has been released that can will be censored when ever you text this xmas.
The list can be found here
It makes interesting reading. The usual suspects are there, Ass Blaster, Doggy Style and of course one of my favourites, Get it on. There are some really colourful variations such as GAYMUTHAFUCKINWHORE, Nutfucker and that old chestnut Love Pistol.
It isn't all bad though. No longer will you be drinking with your mates and sudden receive a text saying, "Hey babe, I just got my period so I'm on my rag, can you drop into Kmart and pick up some tampons please. Grab some condoms too so later when you are banging my back door you don't fill me full of pimp juice. Unless of course you want to give me a pearl necklace. LOL. smilie face. less than 3"
But I digress. It tis the season for giving and our poor Muslim brothers need some loving too. We need to get creative here if young Wasim is going to get his end wet this December. We need to come up with some suggestions to help him lay the seeds to laying his seed. So far I have been only able to come up with, "Hey babe, I want to play with your fun bags before we perform the dance of the beast with two backs. Or I could just finger bang your corn hole if you wish"
I would have used BAZONGAS but that was on the list. Won't someone please think of the children