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    Without trailer parks, we wouldn't have the OP, strippers, "curvy" women and confederate flags.
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    or tornados..
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    Quote Originally Posted by atri View Post
    im telling dane man
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllul
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    Why do trailer park moms let their kids get really dirty and let them walk around in public bathrooms barefoot? I ran into mother of the year on my drive back home a couple days ago. Stopped to pee, and these two kids are dirty as hell walking around barefoot in a rest stop bathroom. Disgusting. Saw the mom, and just thought "Oh, that explains it."
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    If you are tall and strong enough a straight arm bar takedown or lateral-vascular chokehold will usually do. These are methods they teach to Law Enforcement, once you get him on the ground, pin his neck and head to the ground, you now have full control.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bardo5 View Post
    It's a harpoon to the face.

    This is ass whooping 101
    more of a trident imo
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    To the OP:

    what kind of whips do y'all use in dat lil' town of yours on Dane's ass? Sounds like a scene out of Pulp Fiction, if the Pawn Shop was in some backwoods, with raised trucks, rusted old trailers, sawed-off shotguns and swamp people.

    Wat?

    Meh whatever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger&Me View Post
    more of a trident imo
    Do tridents and harpoons have to be mutually exclusive?

    My understanding of nautical projectiles is elementary.
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    If you can't punch a man, you will never fuck a woman.
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    If you punch a woman, you might get fucked by a man
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    Last edited by Swerlz; 11-09-2011 at 00:31.
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    Quote Originally Posted by That_Guy View Post
    If you can't punch a man, you will never fuck a woman.
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa! !!
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    I tongue-punched a man, will I ever fuck a woman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Owl Eyed View Post
    I tongue-punched a man, will I ever fuck a woman?
    Not with the lisp or hand gestures.

    If you can't punch a man, you will never fuck a woman.
    This needs to be a sticky.
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    i'd probably have more friends if i spoke with a lisp and owned more limp wrists.

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    you need a loud dog

    and a killer assed knife

    or gtfo
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    i have all 4 of those.
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    is Dane black by any chance? i suspect this of Carl as well due to the bullying pattern and physical tendencies to solve real time issues.

    Sally up the orientations for me Jim so we can be more concise. Lets not jump the gun.
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    I can't understand what you wrote. Is it in English?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busty St Clare View Post
    Just be glad it was a beating and not some dodgy priest touching your frank's n beans.

    Shhh kids these days wouldn't know a problem if it gave them night terrors for a life time
    OP needs to tell this story to his priest next time he goes to confession and the tiny room is closed around them. when he finishes the story he should ask the priest "do you feel me?"
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