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zombie apocalypse... how would you survive??

afterall, shag a chimp and what do you get? FUBAR's mom, of course, but no children)

I'm afraid that makes no sense logically. If you shag a chimp and no children are produced, where did my mum come from? Furthermore, where the fuck did I come from? :?
 
I would want to make friends like the samurai chick in the walking dead, she is boss with the sword
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I'm afraid that makes no sense logically. If you shag a chimp and no children are produced, where did my mum come from? Furthermore, where the fuck did I come from? :?

probably same place as me just several levels up. it explains why your more sociably acceptable than i am.

The Omega Man was awesome. good recommendation. thought it better than I am Legend movie.

@Limpet_Chicken: though generally what you said is true and i agree (minus the sex and F.U.B.A.R. parts), i didn't mean to get off topic. question: you seem to cram some thinking time into things. baseball bat with nails. i like the idea, it looks pretty sick. efficacy of it irl zombie situation though, seems pretty cumbersome. thoughts?

@miss BTS: BOSS! i only watched the first two seasons, for personal reasons i stopped. but she seemed to be one of the ones that made the most sense, was tough as they come plus bonus points for the katana.
 
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Oops...I'd look a bit of an arse if I left for the apocalypse and left the sword here.

As for the canal boat idea...not so sure as I like it. Canals aren't that deep. It'd not take much for a (formerly) human wave to bum-rush the target and just start walking over the bodies of those already killed. And besides, lock gates, got to get out some time/
As for water...whatever the cause of the brain-munching, don't ever drink water from a natural source without boiling it first, there are all kinds of natural nasty microorganisms. Water from static sources is a lot more likely to be the carrier of something less than pleasant, that from mountain streams less likely, either way, if its living, a good long boil will kill it, well barring hyper-thermophilic organisms, but such are adapted to such environments (E.g scalding hot springs in yellowstone, some deep-sea thermal vent inhabitants make their living as the next door neighbor of superheated water hot enough to melt lead, and laden with toxic (to us, to them, its dinner) hydrogen sulfide and other slops from the deep sea)

Anything that adapted to high temperatures is unlikely as hell to be a human pathogen, organisms in extreme environments tend to be specialists.

Anyhow, any water other than collected rain should be filtered first, then boiled. Bits of ground up rock dust can give people the shits, in the case of unfiltered water. And definitely avoid anything with obvious algal scum on top. Thats asking for a nasty surprise, both fresh and salt-water microflora have a nasty habit of producing some rather virulent toxins.
 
Aye ..... And if someone else is careless upstream or downstream of you and leaves a lock sluice gate open, you might be stranded for awhile. Plus, anh zombies falling in the canal are going to infect the water with the zombie virus.

Now, if you found a young kid wandering about in a place full of zombies, they might be immune to the virus. Probably survived a mild attack, even. Could be useful for developing a vaccine, maybe .....
 
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