Aussiebushwakkerdakker; good till the last cough!
Aussiebushwakkerdakker; Strains to suit the straining smoker
The only place to find genuine Aussie bush dope seeds. Countless years of poor farming practises together with severely compromised soils, sun and water levels, have combined to produce some of the most stringy, seedy, stalky dope strains in the world.
Guaranteed not to produce sticky fingers, the good ol Ausbushdakker strains are becoming harder and harder to find as hydroponic strains have entered the gene pool. However, at the wakkerdakker labs, scientists have painstakingly reassembled the bush gene sequences to ensure this part of Australia's leafy heritage will be around for all time.
So next time you're standing next to someone who's in a coughing fit, look over, smile and ask
Aussiebushwakkerdakker mate?
Choose from the famous :
Mango Muncho This plant smells so good that you could eat it. And that's what they do. Get stuck somewhere with only your pot, stoned with the munchies. No worries mate, simply have a mango muncho!
Roger Ralpha The name given to a strain of dope which traditionally grew next to Stinking Roger, a local queensland wort. Guaranteed to disgust, the smell provides a great introduction to a plant which will make you spew on the first toke. Recommended for the Beer Drinking, occasional smoker.
Lantana Hash (also known as Lantana Harsh or Lantana Laryngitis) Ever wanted to see the insides of your lungs? This plant will do it. As with the original strain, some lantana flowers are always found amongst dried leafy buds.
Mullumbimby Pre-madness Before the (un) real pot arrived. Prompts hippy activity, singing songs without words and an interest in thoroughly losing the strain by giving it back to nature.
Nimbin Notmuch A fast runner, great for creeping under fences, but when it comes time to seeing what your investment produced, results are always pitiful. Named after the typical street deal of the area.
Look out for soon to be released:
Monia Blue Characteristic of the mouldy damp summer mull of Northern Queensland. Selected for colour and pong, this pot is impossible to dry before fungi sets in. Sure to be a big hit in the head.
To be fair some of the best mull I've had was grown in the bush. It all about TLC, although there's only so much you can do with a poor or ruined strain.