^^BIG UPS to Hammilton, for bein the only person in this thread thats bein realistic.
If a guy did this, people would LOL but nobody would say EWWWW nassstty wat a disgusting whore! and all the foul shit that yall are saying just becuz its a WOMAN doin wat she need to do to get by. I dont promote this shit or nothing, but it really aint as nasty as yall are acting--The dope part, i mean, Not the money, that is just straight up foul, but Im talkin about the dope.
Anyways, like I am about to school yall on, a brick of dope is SMALL and ANY of yall tight-asses could easily fit it up your punanni.
Becuz any pussy that can fit even a small to average size dick, could easily fit a brick of dope.
Why would you even hide the money in there? It's not even illegal and imagine how disgusting that is.
And she must have a large vagina indeed. 54 bags of heroin and then some?? I can't imagine that fitting into a normal vagina. Hers must be a Super Vagina; it seems like it was used to having things crammed into it already.
Listen, I hate to be the hater rainin on your lol-parade, but 54 bags of dope is TINY. Seriously, a brick of dope aint that big at all. I dont know wat kind of dicks yall ladies are fuckin, but a brick (50 bags) is less than half the size of any dick you ever had sex with. (LOL, sorry for bein so nasty, I dont usually talk like that but its just the truth.)
ANY girl could EASILY fit a brick of dope up there, no question about it. They say the average vagina is 4 inches deep at the shortest....Well a brick aint even that high. 50 bags of dope is smaller than a Bic lighter in lenghth, and only a little bit wider.
Im sure that alot of the shock is comin from yall not knowing how big a bag of dope is or the size of a brick, but if you ever seen a brick of dope youd realize this aint a big deal at all size-wise, and definately dont take a mega-snatch. Shit wouldnt be comfortable, but neither is kicking dope in a fuckin jail cell over the weekend while u wait for the judge on Monday.
Now....as far as everybody bein all disgusted and shit? Seriously. Any girl who is smart and knows that sometimes you do wat you gotta do, if you got pulled over and had a brick of dope on you, and you knew youd either be gettin booked, or gettin searched and let go, youd wrap that brick in some plastic and stick it. I dont care wat you say now--if that was the difference between catchin a felony heroin charge and sittin in jail for a few days kickin dope, or goin back home to get high, youd do that shit in a heartbeat.
if you already caught thats one thing, but i can still definatly undrstand. you get charged with 5 bags or 80 bags (since they count the empties usually for some reason.) plus it makes it not so bad--you get busted with 5 but atleast when ur in jail or if u get ROR'ed u can still go home n get high.
I sure as hell wont say the same thing about the money, thats mad gross. Dont know why the hell she woulda did that except to try and smuggle cash into the county lock up...But seriously.
Honestly....Any girl in here, who would rather go to jail and catch a felony charge than do somethin that is unpleasant, but in the end harmless like that, (im referring to stickin a wrapped brick, NOT the money) aint nobody Id want riding in my car back when I was usin. The pussy aint a fuckin kangarroo pouch that you just use for everyday storage, lol, but when the shit hits the fan, if you dont use that god given advantage, you stupid.
Ive known guys whod do the same thing, but stick it up their ass. I know it sounds disgusting, but if you aint willing to do that to avoid jail and gettin busted, then you aint cut out for the dope game.