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Do you have any loose change in your vagina ma'am?

lmao....i can only imagine how nasty this broad must be...trust me, some of the fat nasty women i see at the methadone clinic could probably fit and entire kilo of dope plus a dozen coffee grinders to mill it lol

not at all. lol

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http://www.dailychilli.com/news/10377-woman-hid-54-bags-of-heroin-in-vagina

lacey k hits the nail on the head. any girl(or guy for that matter) would stuff drugs inside themselves if they thought it would keep them out of jail. the money is just fucked up and dirty, hopefully she was drugged out of her tree and wouldnt normally consider such a thing :)
 
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You're not raining on any parades. I know what a bag of dope looks like but I can't imagine cramming 54 (and some change, lawl) in my vagina without them falling out here and there. I imagine what that woman did is not easily accomplished by a female who hasn't practiced hiding shit in her vagina before (which includes me). Would I cram shit into my vagina if I got pulled over? Hell yeah I would. Thankfully I don't put myself in that position to begin with though.

well, first off, imagine a standard size Bic lighter. Not that big. A brick is about that size, give or take - take a lil off the height, and give a lil to the width.

Second, if you familiar with the d game out here, the bags aint just out loose. they come in 10 bag bundles and 5-bundle bricks. bricks come wrapped in paper usually. so it aint like stuffing up 50-odd looseys up there, its a solid, packaged rectangle which is much different.

Like i said before--the change? thats just fuckin weird, the money too. aint no reason for that.

But while a brick might not be comfortable its definately not somethin youd have trouble with. you aint gotta "practice" nothing about it. its just somethin you do if the situation comes up.

The way you talkin in the post sounds like you kinda feel like only a "certain type" of girl would be ABLE to do that/fit that. But it aint like that. trust me, it really aint like that. It aint like broads walk around storin shit in there like a purse like you said, which made me LOL cuz the money part of it really made it sound like that....But as far as the dope goes, like i said before--Can you fit a dick in there? Well if you can fit that, you most definately can fit a brick of dope, easily.

I definately hear you on the money and change tho, that is just the weirdest shit. She prolly wanted to hide it becuz they take your money alot of the time when you get arrested and dont give it back. Its mad common for cops to steal your loot i know soooo many people it happened to, some people who been robbed of 1000's of dollars by the cops when they got pulled over with some drugs and had their rent money or were on the way to buy a car or somethin and the cops straight confiscate that shit. Or they say you were gonna use it to buy more drugs with and its "drug money" any way that you put it they gonna call it "drug money" and rob you so thats prolly where she was headed with that idea, or like i said before, tryna smuggle it into jail.

(EDIT: i just re read and realize u was referring to puttin the MONEY in a bra or purse, not drugs so i added the one before this one) Plus, the reason you dont hide it in your bra or panties is they search those. Even a man will make you shake out your bra, and theyll call a female to make you pull your panties down, shake em, etc. So thats really the only safe place. When they see you drivin around a dope spot they go hard with the search. It aint a standard type of search that they do when, say, you get pulled over for speedin in a suburban area and you look nervous so they just open your purse and pat down your pockets. Na, when you get caught and they just know you got somethin they will search the fuck outta you, so you really HAVE to put up any drugs you got unless you wanna get hit with charges.
 
well, first off, imagine a standard size Bic lighter. Not that big. A brick is about that size, give or take - take a lil off the height, and give a lil to the width.

Man fuck the pussy, that ain't shit. A brick of dope in a pussy is definitely nothin like you sayin that shit would slide right in, any bitch could do that. But I know I ain't the only one here that known at least one dboy that shoved a brick in their ass. Now that's a lil different. One of my boys used to always be "Yeah wait til you get pulled you'll do it" and luckily I aint had to yet, but I seen him get away with it. He ended up flushin the dope, but atleast it didn't get put in a evidence bag.
 
Lol! This reminds me of south park when Kenny crawls up the bus driver ladies vagina and dies, haha.
 
Lol, I know these things can easily be accommodated by most women and that many would choose to hide the drugs instead of leave them out. I even said I would if I had to. I just can't imagine 50+ separate baggies staying up in there without one or two falling out while walking... That would be a hell of a breadcrumb trail :p
 
Bricks are wrapped in Porno mags so 50 bags are all together. Like Lacey said it's not much bigger then a lighter and you actually have to rip the magazine paper open to get to the bags there'd be no way to fall out. And she might had the empties banded together to.
 
I envisioned her having extra baggies--little dime-type bags which is what I always got heroin in--and shoving them up there. If it was in a perfect brick then obviously it wouldn't have been hard to pull off but in my mind I was picturing a bunch of random shit (including the eight pills, cash, and change) being haphazardly shoved in there.

Regardless of the specifics, she shoved some random shit in her vagina (I'm talking the change and cash, always have been). That in itself is remarkable. Hiding drugs in there? No way, it happens all the time and is nothing noteworthy. The cash, however, stupefies me.
 
The cash, however, stupefies me.

Yeah I agree and the cash don't even fuck me up so much as the 22 cents. Even if she was smugglin the money into jail, you can't get shit for 22 cents in jail.

Another thing I just remembered is, I don't know if anyone ever seen it but there's an episode of Cops in my neighborhood from prob the late 90's. They pull this car of white boys, and dude had a capped needle and a bundle up his ass.
 
probably was just keeping the $ in there so she didn't get robbed... hehe makes a really funny image of a human version of one of those change holders you keep on your belt. Like after she sells you the dope and you need change she turns around for a sec *clink clink clink* 'have a good day sir!'
 
I think we're learning a lot about the size of bricks and vaginas in this thread.

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Is that Ke$ha?

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hahahahahahahaha yo the first thing i thought was that bitch looks like that skank kesha...lmao yo
 
im with u on that...only thing i can think of is she was tryna smuggle some dough into the county...but thats madd nasty tho...

Now, dont get it twisted the shit Im sayin--This particular female in this story is pretty nasty, becuz she stuck some straight up dirty ass cash AND CHANGE--WTF???--up in there. THAT is foul, no question.

But, Im just defending the topic of "transportin in the chocha", in general. In case yall got it confused.

THIS girl in the story = nasty. RANDOM GIRL who just puts the dope up when the narcs roll up = A smart broad who thinks fast and uses her god given tricks to get over on a tough situation.


u know somethin else i was just thinkin is that half the dudes in here have prolly listen to rap, all this shit about runnin dope and coke and hustlin and all that, "i need a bad bitch" and guys talk about not wantin some stupid, dumb-ass empty headed broad whose just whiney and annoying and only cares about her looks, they want a real woman who will ride with them and really be there for them when the shit gets tight, ya know " i want a ride or die bitch." These guys have listened to nas and puffy, "street dreams" and "all about the benjamins"...with lyrics like .'trina got the fishscale between her, the way the bitch shook her ass so the dogs never seen her..." and "with a latin chick transportin in the chocha"...and aint complainin about that shit. maybe even thought "thats a badass chick"....

but then this topic comes up and its all "lawl pussy must be like the batcave!"

Real dudes would see a girl whose down to ride like that as a positive not a negative, the type of chick u want as the girl by your side cuz you know that she is always gonna have your back and not be too busy thinkin of stupid shit like "eew, wat would people think if they knew that I hid the oz of coke in my pussy? Would they think my pussy was loose? Thats gross!" instead of doin wat you gotta do to save you and your mans asses from jail. people are mad superficial sometimes.



///End rant/////Aight, Im done goin off. And I know some of yall just thought the MONEY part was gross....which i agree with 100%. But mad comments here that seem to be lookin down on a girl who would stick the dope up there to avoid the cops findin it, and that just seems a lil fishy to me (LOL--Pun intended;) )

the dope wasn't the issue for people it was the money. can you imagine licking small change and sucking on it? putting it in your ass or your vag is the same kind of bad idea. she probably doesn't have a bat cave, but surely if you stick loads of random objects in your fanny there is the chance that one of those things may get lost somewhere. and go a bit rank.

i've stuck hash up my ass to get it into ireland, two ounces and also from amsterdam to england. its always a bit nasty. money tho- never lol

also i lost a small bottle up my bum as a teenager and had to poo it out hours later. bit concerning.
 
also i lost a small bottle up my bum as a teenager and had to poo it out hours later. bit concerning.

How do you lose a bottle in your ass?

Edit: I am should add I don't mean this in a sarcastic way, I am actually curious. Couldn't you feel it and push it out?
 
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Can any one help me. New to the Scranton area. Need to cop asap. Please let me know I have no idea how this page works
 
Thanks for bumping one of my favorite lacey k posts

Also, reported for solicitation
 
it must have all been in one bag - I doubt the lady would find it necessary to shove 2 dimes and 2 pennies up her vagina. I miss reading posts by lacey K, if you read her blog its not all ebonics. User Name Here was one of the prettiest women on this site iirc. I think she used to post pictures in TDS.

nostalgia
 
She must have lost her purse, what's a girl to do? It also seems she's got no other/better use for it, why the hell not fill it up with a bunch of shit.
 
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