NASADD Social - The lair of Charlie Sheen

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Binge_Artist said:
Good, good. We've got a Charlie Sheen thread title, and I'm seeing a lot of Charlie Sheen locations.

But some of y'all are slacking...HoL, Assphace..and the rest of y'all..best get with the program.

If we want our master and supreme overlord to grace us with his presence, then we must show proper respect.
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Tripman's always on the ball with the locations Bingey. :)

PS has anyone here had experience with high doses and repeated doses of 2c-b?

The other day I was doing 30mg bumps of 2c-b every 2 hours (probably totalling 150 or 180mg) or so and I snorted some fat lines of MDPV. Now I call myself tripman for a reason... I love tripping and it is only ever a positive experience. But seriously on that occasion I have never been so delusional-ly paranoid in my life. I was totally convinced that my mate was an undercover cop and he was there investigating me. I NEVER have bad trips... I can take 30 tabs of acid and have the best carefree time but that night on 2c-b and mdpv was hectic as. I had to do a 500mg shot of Heroin and chomp a few xanny bars the next day to calm the fuck down!
 
Tripman said:
Yeah I am leaning towards the labouring Job, especially as it's a family company run by my second cousins. They want me to advance in the company into a managerial position because they know that most of experience is in Business administration, estimating/quoting, project management and client liason.

I've just struggled so much to get a Job lately (I am on a disability pension because my psych thinks i'm bipolar/schizophrenic . I mean I have some mental problems but I don't think it's that extreme.

SO excited to get back into the workforce :)
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thats awesome to hear, brother! ive been back working for nearly 4 months now and it's going great. it's helped turn things around a hell of a lot.

jump at the opportunity and make the best of it, man!
 
Hey there guys!!!!!



A hooker I was banging last wednesday said I could find all sorts of useful info on this site. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS LIKED ME THAT MUCH!

This BA fellow seems like quite a nice guy. Dull as fuck, not funny at all, but a nice guy none the less.

That purplefirefly chick seems to be a real hip bird! I would love to rub my face all over her vagina and wear her vagina scent like cologne!
 
Binge_Artist said:
Good, good. We've got a Charlie Sheen thread title, and I'm seeing a lot of Charlie Sheen locations.

But some of y'all are slacking...HoL, Assphace..and the rest of y'all..best get with the program.

If we want our master and supreme overlord to grace us with his presence, then we must show proper respect.
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Sir, you need to get your shit together. You are one lame fuck. Have you seen my movie "Hot Shots" and "Hot Shots Part Deux"? You could learn a few things brother. Anyway, what kind of "bro" things can we do?



LOL, BRB, gotta kick this hooker out before she steals all my blow.
 
purplefirefly said:
And because BA couldn't man up and do this yesterday......


NASDASDASDASD Social Song O The Day

Lil Wayne - Mrs. Officer


NSFW:

Hey...
Hey... Yeah
Hey... Yeah
Hey, Hey, Hey
(Valentino) Woo, Woo, Wooo... (Yeah, Yeah)... Yea, Yea, Yeah
(Yeah, Yeah) Woo, Woo, Wooo... (Yeah)... Yea, Yea, Yeah
(Yeah) Woo, Woo, Wooo... Yea, Yea, Yeah
(Yeah) Woo, Woo, (Yeah) Wooo... Bobby Valentino

When I get up all in ya (Yeah)
We can hear the angels calling us (Chea)
We can see the sunrise before us (Yeah)
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
(She know what I mean) I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Wee),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Wee),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
(Like a cop car)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Hey),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Hahaha)...
I'll make ya say...

(Yeah)... Doing a buck in the latest drop
I got stopped by a lady cop
Ha Ha... she got me thinking I can date a cop
Ha Ha... cause her uniform pants are so tight
She read me my rights
She put me in the car, she cut off all the lights
She said I had the right to remain silent
Now I got her hollering sounding like a siren
Talkin' bout...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
And I know she the law, and she know I'm the boss
And she know I get high!! a-bove the law
And she know I'm raw, she know it from the street
And all she want me to do is fuck the police
Talkin' about...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee... (Yea),

When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us (Yeah)
We can see the sunrise before us (Umm)
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
(Like a cop car)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Hey)...
I'll make ya say...

Ha Ha... And after we got done
I said lady what's ya number she said 911
Haaa... emergency only
Head doctor perform surgery on me
Yeah... and now I'm healed
I make her wear nothing but handcuffs & heels
And I beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby yeah I beat it like a cop
Ha Haaa... beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby said beat it like a cop
But I ain't tryna be violent
But I'll do the time but her love is timeless
... Mrs. Officer...
I know you wish ya name was Mrs. Carter huh?
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, Like a cop car...

When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,

Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee...
I'll make ya say...

Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer
Tell your lieutenant get them cuffs off of ya
I'm kid kid... my face on every wanted poster
I'm wanted by every lady cop all over
That ass so big I catch a battery to hold ya
My hands so big you thought I told ya to pull it over
She pulled me over... pulled me out the rover
Then she pulled me closer... threw me in the back of the car
Put me in handcuffs start ripping my pants off
(all you heard on the dispatcher is...)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,

When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...

Maybe you can lock me up and throw away the key,
Call your sergeant and tell him you can't finish your shift...
Cause it's on... tonight...
Breakfast in bed turns to breakfast & head,
And I can't wait to get it on...
Wanna do it all night long... Mrs. Officer

When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee...
I'll make you say...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9xp0o8RnuM
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Good song, I had the pleasure of meeting Lil' Wayne at last years Grammy's. He is quite a character! He would love this site! Maybe I will send him a Tweet and ask him to join! How would you guys like that!?
 
Matt58 said:
Yup, it seems like a a lot of my recent posts are in ED social so why not start here too? :) While I would love to see Mr. Charles in here, I don't think it will happen. :\ Can always have hope I suppose.
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Well, I'm here buddy! In the flesh! Charlie Sheen at your service. As long as your service includes banging whores on a mound of cocaine.
 
I guess I will just post some of my favorite photos of myself while I wait for you guys to reply!


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Anyone ever see Ferris Bueler's day off?

This picture is from that movie. True story: I banged that chick from the movie on a pile of cocaine.
 
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This picture is from the set of "Hot Shots" (BA, take notes). You guys ever seen that movie? True story: I banged the chick from that movie on a pile of cocaine!


I signed the picture and gave it to myself! HAHA, sometimes I crack myself up!
 
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I know you guys have seen Major League right!?!?!? Remember Dorn's wife? I REALLY DID FUCK HER!!!! ON A PILE OF COCAINE!!!! Omg good times! This was easily one of the best films I have been a part of!
 
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Anyone ever see "Wall Street"? Interestingly enough, the chick I had that awesome love scene with, YEAH I FUCKED HER!!! HAHA, and yeah, IT WAS ON A PILE OF COCAINE!!!!!
 
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This is a candid shot from a charity event. Yeah I FUCKED THAT CHICK. But it was on a pile of bibles, not cocaine. SHE FUCKED MY STREAK UP!
 
Charlie Sheen said:
Hey there guys!!!!!



A hooker I was banging last wednesday said I could find all sorts of useful info on this site. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS LIKED ME THAT MUCH!

This BA fellow seems like quite a nice guy. Dull as fuck, not funny at all, but a nice guy none the less.

That purplefirefly chick seems to be a real hip bird! I would love to rub my face all over her vagina and wear her vagina scent like cologne!
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*swoons*

Where have you been all my life Charlie??? *Bottom Bitch reporting for duty*




See, you fuckers?!?!?! I told you I could get Sheen to come hang out with us!! If y'all are lucky I might just let you kiss my feet.....if it's okay with Charlie of course
 
purplefirefly said:
*swoons*

Where have you been all my life Charlie??? *Bottom Bitch reporting for duty*




See, you fuckers?!?!?! I told you I could get Sheen to come hang out with us!! If y'all are lucky I might just let you kiss my feet.....if it's okay with Charlie of course
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There she is!!!!! I can't express enough how much I appreciate you. Did you collect from the other girls this morning? I need to settle my tab with Leroy so he can deliver another suit case.
 
Binge_Artist said:
The 2.5 Men reference is cool, buy you have to explicitly mention Charlie Sheen.

Eg. "Sitting on the couch, admiring Charlie Sheen's fine acting in Two and a Half Men".
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You know the kid from 2 1/2 men? Yeah, I hate that little fuck. He is always running and telling on me. He goes to the producer and is all like "Charlie Sheen is fucking a bunch of chicks on a huge mountain of cocaine in my trailer, and I can't learn my lines. He also tried to stick a carrot up my ass." Little pudgy fucker, if he knew anything he would be hanging out with me and banging hookers and praying to end up like half the man I am!


AIN'T THAT RIGHT CREW!??
 
Binge_Artist said:
Wow...you fucked Marge Shot (?) Robert Downey Jr. said she was a tiger in the sack.
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Bobby and me tag teamed her. In the back of a VW bug. On mother's day of 1989. After eating pulled pork BBQ sandwhiches. And fries, with hot sauce.
 
Charlie Sheen said:
There she is!!!!! I can't express enough how much I appreciate you. Did you collect from the other girls this morning? I need to settle my tab with Leroy so he can deliver another suit case.
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That's never a question you even need to ask, I've got your back baby!! They are all anxious for another night of partying with you on your heart shaped bed and mirrored ceiling, btw, only after they work up some cash of course.
 
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