**the following is excerpts from a work of fiction Im writing**
I'll say this, they are THE worst kind of people. I'd even go so far as to say they are worse than the people that get to far deep and gone on their shit they peddle. They claim they aren't "in it to win it" all the time. You can address them as friend, bro, homie, etc. but NEVER truly believe they have your best interest. You still want some shit though so sometimes you gotta go thru shit. MY fat ass hook for the speed said it was ok to get a front since ive built a good rep.
Tells me ill be there at a friends house down the road we usually go to at 1-2 tomorrow. This was Friday night. I always tell anyone to contact me because this isnt my place and the owners dont like visitors. Well, 12 fuckin' hours later at 3 am this dumb ass not only drops by the house, but pulls up on the carport. My bro in law steps out angrily to see who it is. Comes back in and asks was i expecting someone. Since the stupid fuck didnt call and just left me hanging with vague and ambiguous messages, I said no i wasnt. To make it worse does he stand his ground in the car and say ,"Sorry its so late so and so messaged me saying he needed a store run" or something , anything? NOPE. He backs up fast and doesnt say anything which pisses off my bro in law and makes ME look like im up to some shit. He then goes to the friend's house to wait, and my bro can still see his headlights parked in that yard from a distance. So now, hes thinking someones up to some shit. He hauls ass down there in a truck and says choice words to my dealer. The dude apologized to me but guess what? Sunday now as I type this. Hes all profusely apologizing and giving me his actual text so i begin talking to get a front ive waited for 3 days now.
Dealers are also stupid. I've never met one with common sense save for a very few and thats because they were OLD. Continuing the above story he's all cool and apologetic and entertaining my texts. An hour goes by, then two. Im constantly asking and making sure I clearly define what I want. All of this chaos was clearly his fault. I ask for a front...he didn't have to agree to it. So finally about an hour ago at 11 pm I ask "Man just tell me if you're comin or not. It aint hard bro." I was gettin tired of checking to make sure everything was in order, would send elaborate messages and get "ok" back. So I get a big ass text about how shit in life comes up, and how im gettin free shit, and how its a risk vs reward thing speech. Which is easily and embarrassingly countered with, "1. YOU agreed to it. 2. You aren't the only one with life shit. If you cant handle it, get another line of work. 3. Free shit? This is a FRONT that Im repaying you for, not to mention I said I would throw in a TIP. 4. Reward vs Risk? Its the same as any other time you drive around with a bunch of shit on you. Matter of fact this is LESSER of the two evils.
Now here's the part where you psyche game their ass. Right after you say your peace, BECOME EXTREMELY APOLOGETIC. They always fall for it. Even the ones that tell me to fuck off dont call them any more. The following is a LIST of tactics you can do but use them at your own risk :
1. Steal Passively : Anytime I get done like above. I make it a point to not return dropped items or money. My last usual guy I had for a while did me like above story a couple of times. One night he came over and fell asleep in the chair in my room WAITING foor my money to come in. Left some hard on the table before he fell asleep cut into pieces. I dont usually fuck with that but I said yeah, I stealth took it. His ass was so high he didnt remember between nodding. Then he gave me some lower amounts one time to many. Was having a party in the yard and as the car pulled up we were all in I saw a spec of green in the headlights. Car Stopped and I said "Hold on dude, theres nails and shit in the loose sand ill check and makes sure you didnt run over any
, got out and dropped to all fours and snagged money he had dropped earlier. The ironic thing is, it was the same money I had peddled with him earlier for a crappy bag. I waited a bit, came back and bought some MORE shit with the same money and he never even knew it. This guy in my above story? He's got one of these little passives comin too.
2. Steal passive-aggressively : Had a guy staying with me a few days at the bequest of my roomies. He literally would CHARGE me to get some shit from him in my own house. I put up with it cause he had some good stuff though but I told him that a cheap motel is 19.99 a day. Here's the part I know youve all been through : "Ill let you hit this a few times." They dont give you anything in a fair trade and the hits they give you aint shit.. So he put out a fat line and said he needed to take a leak. What pissed me off is he had already given TWO roomies a line each and was tryin to punk me in my own house. When he got back I was in my room on the computer. The fat line he left out was GONE.
He comes back there like dude did you take my shit? Yeah I thought you laid it out for me dude my fuckin bad. He says why the hell would I do that and walk off. I told him to repeat that and pay attention to the words. If you didnt mean for me to have it why did you lay it out or better yet take it with you? Just sayin bro.
3. Jealousy : One thing a dealer hates more than anything, is someone cuttin in : Had a hook that would take his sweet ass time and then bitch at me when I asked where he was when i should be asking. Its 5 hours already man wtf? Sometimes he would just say he was comin to do a deal and then show up 2 days later. So by this time Ive already begun other things and usually handle it with someone else. Then just wait. Dont contact them. So usual guy hits me up "Hey my man whats up ( im already sittin on a fat sack ) ?" Oh nothing homie hows it goin. ok Im good now dude ill be there in 10 mins.....nah, you wont....but its cool...im good....whatchu mean? Oh I already got my needs filled. My check came in and i got about 200 worth.....WTF why you aint fuck wit me?....I DID fuck wit you and well you seemed extra busy and I didnt wanna bother you buddy.....Thats fucked up dude....to which i say, "When you go to McDonald's and order a combo meal....do they make you wait three days before they give it to you?" Usually one good high priced miss like this and they wont do that stupid shit anymore. Makes it even better because I ( and you shouldnt ) EVER tell him the other hooks name or how he can contact.
4. Counter Sell : Most dealers have a kryptonite creature comfort that they like more than what they peddle. In the above case again my dude liked roxxi 30s. If I called him and told him I had some he would be there when he said so lol.He would be happy saying he could get 30 a piece for em in the hood. I would go well ok ...trade me some shit for em. hes like aight how much....Wellll since you are my "pal" 20 ea is fine bro, really. He would get ecstatic, show up, get about 4 of them, give me 100 worth of shit, and leave happy thinking he was gettin over. The funny thing is I only would pay 10 ea for em lol. Some old lady down the road never took them all so id get em for cheap. Sometimes she would even just GIVE me a couple if she didnt need money. So basically I was counter selling the idiot and switching roles so to speak.
5. Weird Amount Requests : Believe it or not, they HATE this. You request a weird amount because you are low on money but dont want to have a few bucks and change wasted. For example when I employed this tactic I would say, I want a 20 bro ....when they show up make up something believable. "Sorry homie I still want to get something but its not 20...we were nickin like a chicken and need some cigs. I got 16.73 so give me that much. My guy liked to use increments of 5...so nothing lower than 10, 10, 15, 20 and so on. He knows he cant give me 15 for 16.73 cause its obviously hes cheating me. They hate to open their bags for this shit but theyve came to you and are in the middle of it now and ive never known a dealer to turn down money. A lot of times they would try and get the exact amount out and fuck up and put an extra pc. I used a orange pill bottle and had em put it in there. The coloring makes it hard to see so at 16.73 they would usually give me 20 any way. Other times they would just say fuck it and say "here dude its only a couple of bucks more fuck it i dont wanna open the sack".
