A short list: Into: abandoned & derelict buildings, accents (everything to do with it), alice in wonderland (everything to do with it), altered states of consciousness, androgyny (everything to do with it), andy warhol, ass play (everything to do with it), behavior modification (everything to do with it), being choked, being more complex than an anonymous list of fetishes could show, causing people to have to actually converse with me, finding out if they like *me* and not just what gets me off., being read to, being your dirty little fuck slut, biting (everything to do with it), blasphemy (everything to do with it), boba fett (everything to do with it), bondage (everything to do with it), books (everything to do with it), boys in eyeliner, boys who look like girls who look like boys, brainwashing (everything to do with it), breath play (everything to do with it), chakra energy play, chaos (everything to do with it), choking, cocks (everything to do with it), cocksucking (everything to do with it), consensual nonconsent (everything to do with it), corrupting the self righteous, corsets (everything to do with it), crossdressing (everything to do with it), cthulhu!!! (everything to do with it), cunts (everything to do with it), cyberpunk (everything to do with it), cyborgs, decadence (everything to do with it), discordianism, eris, excessively long lists of fetishes, face fucking (everything to do with it), female ejaculation (everything to do with it), fishnets (wearing), fisting (everything to do with it), flipping a switch mid-scene, flogging (everything to do with it), following the white rabbit, forbidden fruit, foxes, frakking the hell out of you, freak power, fucking boys in the ass, fucking weird quirky people, geeks, gender fluidity (everything to do with it), genderfuck, german accents, getting turned on by rigorous intellectual debate (everything to do with it), glasses, god (watching others wear), group sex, hair colors not found in nature (everything to do with it), having my wrists held down, heavily tattooed girls and boys, hippie festivals that end in mud-laden orgies (everything to do with it), hot chick bassists (everything to do with it), immanentizing the eschaton (everything to do with it), improving sacred texts by adding queer porn, inserting the lulz, inserting the wtf, intellectual discourse as foreplay (everything to do with it), intellectual intercourse (everything to do with it), jedi mind tricks, kissing (everything to do with it), knee high socks (wearing), knife play, language (everything to do with it), librarians (everything to do with it), making you my dirty little fuck slut, memetics, mind fucks (everything to do with it), not taking myself too seriously, pansexuality, photography, polyamory, power exchange (everything to do with it), predicaments (everything to do with it), propaganda (everything to do with it), psychological crucibles, psychological domination (everything to do with it), queer power (everything to do with it), reading aloud, religious play (everything to do with it), rhythm (everything to do with it), robots, role play, sacred sexuality, sapiosexuality, self transforming machine elves (everything to do with it), sensory deprivation (everything to do with it), sex in public, sex magick, sharp pointy things (giving), short skirts (wearing), silly scenes, snowballing (everything to do with it), steampunk aesthetics, stockings (wearing), stompy boots (wearing), strap-ons, subspace, subtle sarcastic wit, taking the red pill, talking dirty (everything to do with it), tentacles (everything to do with it), the end of the world, the joker (everything to do with it), the occult, thigh high socks (wearing), threesomes, throbbing bass, transgender, transhumanism, tyler durden (everything to do with it), urban decay, velociraptors (everything to do with it), weimar-era berlin (everything to do with it), women with mohawks, wordplay (everything to do with it).
I don't know that all of those things qualify as total fetishes, but they certainly turn me on.
