I was with two buddies the other day and one mentioned that he'd like to get some coke. My other friend complained how 'everything around here is fucking cut up bullshit unless you pay $$$ for a gram'.
I proceeded to tell them about one of the most common cuts in coke these days, Levamisole.
Long story short they eventually believed me and my friend who wanted the coke decided he'd rather get an OC 80.
I proceeded to tell him about the new formula for Oxycontin pills and how the gel matrix is unbeatable.
After a brief outburst of frustration he collects himself and hands me $$$ and tells me to 'figure something out, please'. I felt bad and got him a Fentanyl patch, which later caused him to puke. I should have told him not to smoke so much, but alas I was doing coke in the other room.