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Porn Appreciation Thread V. Druginfluenced Megawanking

Phwoar to both. But freakishly long legs on the first.. not saying it's unappealing, but.. she must be tall. 8o
 
You don't have to be freakishly tall to have seemingly long, extendable and retractable legs now do you Swampalicious ..we know this to be true! I am fucked. Sorry Marilyn is a bit of 'sex symbol' cliche but mmmmm. And stopping there..someone better put some close ups of fisting or Jennifer Moser or something soon...porn thread gone a bit erotica rather than full on the levels of degenerate filth we usually know and love?

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inflorescence said:
You don't have to be freakishly tall to have seemingly long, extendable and retractable legs now do you Swampalicious ..we know this to be true!
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I know.. it all went terribly classy in here. And I really don't think my legs are that extendable but.. thanks all the same. =D
 
My gf has to wear 31" inside leg jeans 8o she tried on some 6" heels in a department store once which was quite disconcerting as you could see her from everywhere on the shop floor (made her 6'6")
 
AcidDrumAndBass said:
Hell, seems like it might be a real interesting book. I've always enjoyed hearing women's fantasies.
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Same, someone once left a copy of the "For Women" porn mag on the roof of a car as i was walking past. I nabbed it and stashed it. It was very much an eye opener, i never knew about the sitting on guys forheads thing for a start. Though the guys might not want o keep their eyes open for that. :\

I gather mens thighs can do it for some women, i was at one party where one girl was so disinhibted (dunno what she'd taken) she just straddled some guys thigh and got off on his thigh infront of a room full of people. The guy in question was embarrased as fuck, gutted she didnt chose me, i dont think id have been embarrassed, id probably have got off on it too. 8):eek::sus:
 
stoopidlies said:
That's why I like amateur stuff like filmed on a phone shit, no bloody fake moaning.
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That really is annoying. Does the woman really need to fake an orgasm when a guy has just jizzed on her tits or something? It must be done for the viewers sake, in the belief that it turns them on, i cant imagine that even the most clueless male porn star would expect a woman to have an orgasm by cumming on her tits. 8(
 
i prefer the ones where the girls orgasm when swapping semen. i mean, its only natural isnt it?
 
mydrugbuddy said:
Same, someone once left a copy of the "For Women" porn mag on the roof of a car as i was walking past. I nabbed it and stashed it. It was very much an eye opener, i never knew about the sitting on guys forheads thing for a start. Though the guys might not want o keep their eyes open for that. :\

I gather mens thighs can do it for some women, i was at one party where one girl was so disinhibted (dunno what she'd taken) she just straddled some guys thigh and got off on his thigh infront of a room full of people. The guy in question was embarrased as fuck, gutted she didnt chose me, i dont think id have been embarrassed, id probably have got off on it too. 8):eek::sus:
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Haha. When you started talking about the chick straddling some guys thigh, all I could think about was that scene in Super Bad. Sounds like you were at one hell of a party though.
 
AcidDrumAndBass said:
Haha. When you started talking about the chick straddling some guys thigh, all I could think about was that scene in Super Bad. Sounds like you were at one hell of a party though.
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Not seen Super Bad, but this was Sunderland. Things were wild up there. Though that event was by far the most interesting thing to happen at the party, i had spoken to that girl earlier on in the night saying that i was gonna leave, she aksed me not to leave, so i spent the rest of the evening trying to find her again, and there she was in the main room straddling some other guys thigh. She was a bit embarrased after that, after having realised what she'd done infront of everybody she wasnt very talkative afterwards. :\
 
mydrugbuddy said:
Not seen Super Bad, but this was Sunderland. Things were wild up there. Though that event was by far the most interesting thing to happen at the party, i had spoken to that girl earlier on in the night saying that i was gonna leave, she aksed me not to leave, so i spent the rest of the evening trying to find her again, and there she was in the main room straddling some other guys thigh. She was a bit embarrased after that, after having realised what she'd done infront of everybody she wasnt very talkative afterwards. :\
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e3S0h3yzueE
That's the scene I'm talking about haha. I'm willing to bet if you could've found her again it would've been your thigh she used. I can also imagine her being pretty embarrassed after she realized what she had done in front of everyone. Shit happens though. Laugh it off & keep going.
 
wow, that woman in that clip is burning up.

Sadly (or perhaps just as well, particularly for the girl in Sunderland) this happened well before the time it was common for almost everyone to have phones capable of discreetly filming everything. Pretty sure that clip, if it existed, would have got a lot views. If i did have one of those phones at the time, tbh i probably would have receorded the scene, though i would not have uploaded it anywhere. Poor girl would have been mortified.
 
Frankly i much prefer the old fashion memory and hearsay to this newfangled everything on record forever online world. Think we re losing a bit of soul.
Heck i used to like skin magazines before there was easy accesible porn. Now i can google up all sorts of fetishes without problems.
Does google now, the service that guesses what you need , also cater to porn?... Hmmm
 
The problem with old fashioned memory is that it degrades, at least ime, following 3 years of benzo abuse. I cant even remember what that chick looked like now, only that she was very petite, black hair, tight jeans, kind of exotic looking. I didn't know that women could get so horny that they could climax without taking any clothes off until that night. 8) It wasnt until after that, that i started hearing tales about washing machine abuse and motorbike engines throbbing between their legs. :D
 
I know a girl who's step mom would ride the stick shift in her car with the motor running. I thought that was pretty intense.
 
Sounds to me like your memories are well in place... ;)
Men can get off with vibrations too you know
 
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