Apparently it's not that simple. I found this:
Google uses a mathematic formula called an algorithm to determine a particular sites search engine results. This formula has around two hundred components, each looking at a specific part of what Google feels is important to establish a ranking for a particular website as it pertains to specific key word searches. Parts of the formula carry more weight than others. Individual teams work on individual segments of the formula, refining it, tweaking it, changing it in an attempt to give only the best and most relevant results when a search is performed.
Website traffic is a part of the equation, but it carries only a small portion of the overall trust ranking.
Meta tags are one fraction of a part of this process. Meta Titles play a good role and have a fair amount of weight in the process. Meta Keywords by comparison have almost no significant weight in the process because they have been so misused over the years Google has turned that to count far less than it once did.
There are "Off Page" factors such as who on the web is pointing to you. (links) Links from reputable sites that have something in common with yours can add significant trust to your sight. Links from less reputable sites, sites in different countries, sites that Google has internally flagged as spam sites will lower your trust ranking and hurt your results.
"On Page," factors include to some extent key word usage, density and phraseology. If other sites that rank well in your desired keywords, use words in a certain order and your site doesn't, you won't do as well. For instance if you want to rank well for "used cars," and you say, "check out our autos that are already discounted because they are used..." don't expect it to work well for you.
Other things Google takes in to consideration is the age of the domain, Who owns it, the history of the site. (note: just buying an old domain name does not help. If you are the new owner your trust ranking usually starts over from zero) If the person that owned that domain previously was using bad SEO practices, it can help the domain to change hands however it does not insure that Google will just forgive and forget. Thus if you buy a domain name it may be good to check out the history first.
Where the website is hosted is also a factor. It may be cheaper to have your website hosted on a main frame in some other part of the world but because of massive amounts of spam and false links have tried to fool Google from out of country, sites hosted in the USA rank better here than those sites from out of country. Likewise if you are trying to rank well in the UK, a site hosted there will do better there.
Is it hopeless? By no means. It just takes time and practice doing the things that prove to Google you deserve to be considered relevant to rank well in a search.
In order to out rank the number one guy, you are going to have to broaden the scope of your attack.
Haha cool! I got the number one spot without having to do anything! Now I just have to use it to advertise my name and use it to promote something. lol