befuddle
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Oct 24, 2006
- Messages
- 175
it's hard to beat that feeling when everything finally falls though eh, especially if all in one go.
Standing over the bowl with your kaks round your ankles, tears running down your smiling face while you desperately try to cut the thing into enough pieces to fit down the bend before the water overflows over the top. All the while swearing you'll have that daily bowl of bran fibre .
fastforward to a fortnight later while your squeezing just to the point where you fear your veins will pop, stamping your feet and screaming through your yelping tears 'why didn't i listen to myself! i don't want to die like elvis! has anyone ever shat their colon before!?'
Fibre AND water, essential combo
Standing over the bowl with your kaks round your ankles, tears running down your smiling face while you desperately try to cut the thing into enough pieces to fit down the bend before the water overflows over the top. All the while swearing you'll have that daily bowl of bran fibre .
fastforward to a fortnight later while your squeezing just to the point where you fear your veins will pop, stamping your feet and screaming through your yelping tears 'why didn't i listen to myself! i don't want to die like elvis! has anyone ever shat their colon before!?'
Fibre AND water, essential combo