Originally posted by forgotten:
It's one thing to put something up your ass that is designed to go there, such as a numorphan suppository. It's when you stick things up your ass that weren't designed to go there (such as ritalin, vicodin, or maybe some black cock), that your hetero-credentials start to get questioned.
Hey, I guess you got your proclivities and I got mine, but I do stick to a straight "exit only" rule when it comes to the posterior. If I don't HAVE to stick something there, I don't... this obviously precludes those shitty (excuse the pun) rectal exams at the doctor.
If someone else does feel the need to shove stuff up their ass without necessity, then yes that does call heterosexuality into question. Not that there's anything wrong with that, right?
Uhhh, anyways, my point is that unless you actually are gay why not just snort or eat those pills and we can lay this one to rest?