Terms for being fucked....

[Furious George]

Ketamized

Comatosed

Megatronned

Ha, that made me laugh. I've got a mate called Meg, and when they're fucked we say they're Megatronned, and when they've been that way for more than 26 hours it's a Megathon.:D

 

[eDDe9]

Hehe I only just made it up as well, never heard it used that way or used it myself

 

[Furious George]

Yeah I didn't think it would be common... that's why it caught my attention

 

[duck_racer]

cunted

 

[Shambles]

From my formative years - Klarted .

 

[Matt C]

Feckered,
Broken,
and just plain Wasted

 

[Old & Peculiar]

Haha, I love spacefaced. How have I not heard that before?

 

[ikkyu]

twisted
lifted
faded
shwasted

 

[The Kid]

Clattered.

 

[QuickFix]

Pie-eyed
Boulder-dashed
Jolly Rogered
Cunted
Supercalofragilisticexponentialdosage

 

[Fishface]

Spannered

 

[Shambles]

Stoned = Chinese eyes.

 

[Bella Figura]

dekcuf

 

[Don Luigi]

Winged (off my tits/face)

Banjaxed

 

[Valkyrie]

Trashed, trolloped, wangled, mangled, bandy, messy, muntered.

 

[Acid4Blood]

Banjaxed

lol! theres an irish pub in amsterdam & instead of gents & ladies toilets they have the 'Jax' & the 'Ban Jax'!

(Ban means female in irish (gaelige))

funny shit

 

[Zedrich]

Famboozled !

Booshed

A bit sideways

Backwards

Melted!

 

[snollly]

spanged

 

[shannonsensimilla]

Stoned = Chinese eyes.

aka Chinked, chinked out


...the title should say 'terms for being fucked UP' cause it is a bit confusing.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PPimrwHL0bg
"dude I got reupholstered!"

 

[Thanatos]

Fucked out of your gourd.