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    seriously, i'm interested. i've never been with one personally, but the thought has often crossed my mind. especially on these lonely nights...

    anyway, was it good? did you perform well? did you try to please her or just get the train into the station as soon as possible? was it in a car or a hotel room? did you have to utilise the services of a wood chipper?

    please note i do not want this thread moved to SLR, please.

    over to you, gentle readers.
     

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    I fucked her, she left.

    No wait that's my ex girlfriend...what are we talking about here?
     

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    Walking around drunk one night. saw one on the corner and asker how much for a BJ , she said 20 and I agreed , but I was so high on coke and had the shrink dink, she couldnt even get it up from blowin me. I just laughed and gave her a 20 anyways. LOLwut
     

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    ^That's a sad story....I probably would have kept that to myself.
     

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    Back what what I were a Senator (R-NV) I blacked out at the cathouse and woke up and she was dead. Thank god the Corleone Family took care of my problem. But when they asked a favor I had to excuse myself from the Senate Hearing on Organized Crime
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by method25
    I just laughed and gave her a 20 anyways. LOLwut
    LOL. the perfect joe.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by realm
    ^That's a sad story....I probably would have kept that to myself.
    Your right . Gone
     

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    Now you made me and felix look like weirdos....you can't do this to us! Tell him felix...
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by method25
    Walking around drunk one night. saw one on the corner and asker how much for a BJ , she said 20 and I agreed , but I was so high on coke and had the shrink dink, she couldnt even get it up from blowin me. I just laughed and gave her a 20 anyways. LOLwut
    o look it came back.
     

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    All is right in the world once more.
     

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    AAAKK!!
    NOOOO. Oh well , its not like anything really happend.
    It was weak at best.
     

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    ah come on, it was a good story. exactly what this thread was designed for.

    keep 'em coming folks!
     

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    bumped through EADD > Aus Soc > NA Soc > back to the lounge. got to get those eyeballs on this puppy.
     

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    Hasnt happened.. Yet

    I'm sure i'll get high enough eventually though
     

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    My only experience with a hooker outside of Amsterdam was when me and my friend were going to someone's house one night and she basically came up to us and told us that we were going to fuck her. We did that thing where you laugh and laugh then trail off to a chuckle then eventually say 'wt'f?'.

    She was disgusting and off her face so I just kept walking but my friend tried to be polite about it and give her some sort of excuse which she listened to intently before punching him in the stomach and calling him a fairy Not a word of a lie.
     

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    lolwut.
    Quote Originally Posted by Deathrow558
    My only experience with a hooker outside of Amsterdam
    ahem. expand on your experiences in the dam, please.
     

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    Sorry, I meant it was the only time I've had an encounter with a hooker outside of Amsterdam.

    I saw loads of them there but I never did anything with them.
     

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    i was in miami, walking, she was pretty so i was looking, she said hi, i smiled and keep walking
    thats my only hooker story...
     

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    Saying hi to your mum isn't a story.





























    Ok, now that jokes over with we can continue.
     

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    There were lots of hooker's outside my old apartment in Hollywood. They had quite colorful vocabulary and I learned much from their ability to pick up men.

    It was bunches of fun to watch when I was bored late at night.
     

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    lol @ deathrow.

    i wish bromance would come and tell us all those hooker stories again. they ruled.
     

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    Aye Bromance has some good ones.
     

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    that one where he managed to stuff 5 frozen hookers into a woodchipper at once and then bury them with his bobcat in 10 minutes flat before the cops arrived was a total classic.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjadanslarbretabar
    i was in miami, walking, she was pretty so i was looking, she said hi, i smiled and keep walking
    That's my only hooker story...
    That's pretty how all mine of gone...


    Except for one. I was in Amsterdam with my girlfriend at the time.
    This one time this rather attractive blonde. Not too tall, shapely all over, you know, not skinny.
    Anyway, she gestured me over to the ground window she was sitting in and...


    asked if I had a light. I didn't.
     

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    When I was living in King's Cross, the nearest atm I used was usually surrounded by hookers. Sometimes I asked for the price, just for the fun of it, but after they found out I wasn't gonna spend any for them, they called me names. Ohhh, my feelings...
     

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