First off, I am going to start simply locking threads when you faggots do nothing but flame each other.. I had to delete 3 replies and edit a 4th, and if it was up to me I would just ban each person that breaks down and acts like a god damn idiot!
Now to answer the question..
In short - don't do this, it's foolish, you will probably get caught..
In length - most phone-in's are for non-fun stuff, so when a controlled substance is phoned in, this gets a little more attention..
Your first obsticle - caller ID - most pharmacies have them, and if it comes up "blocked" or some residential name, this sends up a red flag.. remember, the pharmacist knows more then you think, and I can GARE-OHN-TEE that he knows what SHOULD come up on the caller-ID for a certin doctors office... hell, a pharmacist can *glace* at the handwriting on a script and tell if it's legit...
Second obsticle - while receptionists may change jobs a lot, the doctors nurse (who is usually the one to call in the script) will most likely be known by the pharmacy staff.. every doctors office I frequent has had the same staff for some time..
Third obsticle - do you have any idea what the fuck you should even SAY on the phone? No, you probably don't... you have to cover everything without being prompted... as for using the abbreviations (BID, PO, q4h, etc..) phone-in's are usually done with a combo of plain english and the abbreviations - for instance, say you were calling in a script for Xanax - it might sound something like this...
"Yes, this is PhreeX calling from Doctor Scams office with a phone in for Ms. Ima Dopefiend (they will ask for some info such as patients address, etc..) thats Xanax 1mg, number 60, sig one tab P.O. B-day as needed anxeity, no refills"
They really never bother to ask for the DEA number as it's on file - this is something thats NOT offered (so you wouldn't say it)..
As someone said, C-II drugs can't be phoned in.. well, *technically* they can but this is for emergencies only, and a written script must follow within 48 hours.. while thats how the law is written, most pharmacies (read: ALL) wouldn't even hear of a phone-in C-II script unless they personally know the person on the phone, the patient, and it's something they have been on for awhile - chances are the pharmacist would insist on calling back and talking directly to the doctor to confirm it too.. btw they would call the number they have on file, not the number of the pay phone you gave them where your friend Seth is waiting.. durring the 6 months I worked as a pharmacy tech, we had *ONE* phone-in for some OxyIR - the patient was a well-known woman with cancer that came in several times a month for C-II shit, the pharmacist personally knew the doctor, yet still called back...
There are other drugs that, while they might not be C-II, the pharmacist is going to take extra steps to ensure it's legit - if he isn't positive of the voice on the other end - again, they call back..
Vicodin would almost definitly equal a call-back unless the pharmaicst knew the person calling in... even then ..
Benzos are fairly common call-in items, narcotics are not..
In short - don't do it, because you're more likely to fuck up and get caught, in turn, we get more laws passed restricting these things...
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