The ID-10-7 Guide to Drug Trafficking
So you have decided to traffick in illegal drugs? Well, there are a few pointers that will keep you out of trouble!
1) USE THE USPS ONLY! If you are outside of the USA, well, then I don't know what to tell you... in Canada use the Pony Express, thats what you guys have, right? Anyway, you want to AVOID THE PRIVATE COURIERS such as UPS, FedEX, Airborne, etc... the reason? Simple, the USPS needs a SEARCH WARRANT to open any mail, while a private courier can open your mail if they feel like it - and they do!
2) Some things you simply dont mail - cocaine and marijuana namely... dont ask why, just don't!
3) Use a return address, a fake one, but make it sound real and make sure the zipcode matches the address (ie edit a real addy)..
Shit I will post more later, I am to tired..
In short - you're probably not moving enough to be of intrest to anyone...
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