She's been saving my semen

LMAO I'm so glad I came across this thread it's so fucking weird/funny.

I honestly threw up in my mouth and laughed at the same time 8)
 
yeah, real funny 8)

Until she gets mad. Puts on a dark hoodie and attacks female joggers, rips down their pants and the smears the semen all over their ass, then makes an anonymous call to crime stoppers.
 
she was probably selling it back in japan to people who wanted half Caucasian babies
 
*Bumped for reference. A few of us had a great laugh over this yesterday. :D
 
Just read this entire thread. Just.... Wow. Reminds of the urban legend of Rod Stewart having semen pumped out of his stomach. Maybe she's a fan? Or she could REALLY be into you. Or she's nuts. Either way. This was hilarious. I don't even care if it's real or not. Doesn't matter at this point. Can't wait to read this shit again blazed off my ass!
 
Hahaha. I can't believe over the past few years I am just coming across this thread now? Fuckin' great.
To bad we never found out what the real reason was.

I've had chick's who did the covered in cum thing for me but it would be 10X hotter if they were just doing it to get themselves off uh uh yeah.
 
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