She's been saving my semen

This thread is just too much....

The title alone is worth applause.


My suggestion is to approach her about it, but be very sensitive. Gte the answers from her, and look very carefully at her body language to tell if shes lying or deceiving you.
 
You better get it back! And flush it! That is your life force she will use in Black Magic. Your in big trouble. Unless you don’t believe in black magic. What is black magic? People doing dark creepy things behind your back to cause your life to change? You should be scared.
 
what if she uses it in white magic, to heal people?
 
happyus said:
walk away slowly, keeping eye contact and don't turn your back on the crazy lady...LOL...seriously, i don't really have any advice than run, that seems like seriously abnormal behaviour that may trigger a more serious controlling psychotic nature in the girl. if i found out my partner had been keeping all my used tampons or something because it was 'part of me and he didn't want to lose me' i'd be very worried about the state of his mental health and possibly for my safety.

yea really. jus walk away from that chick, any girl thats crazy enouigh to do that could mean some weierd shit in the future.
 
fellas, ladies... she's japanese

she's probably saving it until she gets a gallon of his goo,then she'll warm it all back up, and bukkake herself in front of him.
 
flyingbanana said:
like maybe design a special semen receptacle to collect it all in so there aren't all those condoms floating about.

hahahah

i gotta say, thats some weird shit. But before gettin your soliders and running the fuck outa there, you might want to try to figure out the truth. This could go anywhere from kinky to super fucked up.
but if you like the girl you should at least delicately try to question and figure it out. Or just get her to start taking the pill, then you can pump her full of jizz with no worries.
It's like a mystery you can't let bluelight down, we need to figure this out!!
 
saucy2040 said:
yea really. jus walk away from that chick, any girl thats crazy enouigh to do that could mean some weierd shit in the future.
this kind of reaction is the reason she cried

yes, be ashamed
 
maybe she's a bluelighter and she took a look at the 'Womens emotional wellbeing linked to semen intake' thread
 
Infernal said:
Perhaps, there is a fetishist reason for it? Perhaps she's saving up enough for some strange sexual act and this is why she is ashamed. Not to bring the porn thing into it but perhaps she is a bukkake fan. Who knows?

:\ Have to admit I had to look up bukkake...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bukkake+

lolololololololololololololololol

Seriously though, thats messed up... What could she possibly want to do with it?? Black magic? Alien babies???
 
she's a keeper.

she obviously was planning on surprising you by defrosting all your semen and bukkaking herself for your viewing pleasure. and you had to go and ruin it. shame on you.
 
I think this sounds really disturbing and if I were you I would get rid of it all, and never have sex with her again.

Fuck that shit! Don't let her sobbing soften you and make you ease off her - she is being a freak! And possibly planning something which could effect you for a very long time...

And no it doesn't take one condom to impregnate. Women don't always get pregnant every time semen gets ejaculated into them. We all have different fertility strengths.

Maybe she is planning to have your baby at a planned time so she can stay in your country...?
 
She's Japanese they have an easier time staying here than we do staying in Japan for citizenship. I doubt it for an "Anchor Baby"

She's definately eccentric, but Japanese culture tends to lead that way and value it. I'd say she a bit weird, but a keeper.
 
Hey F, it all depends on much crazy you are willing to tolerate. I'd say this girl is right up there in the top 10 percent. I just gotta wonder what else of yours would she save if she had the chance...
 
I would cut off the relationship before she kills you and starts having sex with your corpse in a freezer.
 
I spoke with her further about this. Apparently she's done it before, in Japan, and the guy got really angry with her...I think he might have even hit her. This was shortly before she came to Australia as well. I think her parents 'shipped her off', she was supposed to marry the guy.

I asked her for the doms back, but she said she'd already disposed of them. ?!!??! How the hell am I going to know whether she really has?

And if I do break up with her, what if she does still have the doms?

Oh jesus christ :(
 
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