She's been saving my semen

Very strange behavior. I don't think I could ever think of a good reason for this. People save cards, movie tickets, ribbons from gifts, but your used condoms??:!

This is so strange it has to be true right? ;)

Seriously, I'd be so weirded out I'd put as much distance as possible between the two of us.
 
Perhaps, there is a fetishist reason for it? Perhaps she's saving up enough for some strange sexual act and this is why she is ashamed. Not to bring the porn thing into it but perhaps she is a bukkake fan. Who knows?
 
Just think.. there's more sperm in that bucket than human beings on the Earth..
 
Chinese/Japanese philosophy (forget if it's Taoism) has theory about men saving their semen. They believe that losing semen is like losing blood or mojo.

After my sex changs surgery in Thailand, as I woke up after the surgery there was about five nurses around my bed. One of them held up a plastic bag and asked if I wanted to keep it. My eyes aren't too good without glasses so I sat up in bed to get a better look. When I realized what it was I was shocked and immediatly said, "no! and flopped back down, exhausted." Now I kinda regret it, wish I burried it in Lumphni Park.

Chinese Eunuchs would dry out and preserve their parts.
 
GoddessLSD-XTC said:
Chinese/Japanese philosophy (forget if it's Taoism) has theory about men saving their semen. They believe that losing semen is like losing blood or mojo.

Yes, I know. That's fine for them.

I wrap it in a tissue and flush it.

I don't get all grossed out by it. Nor do I regard it as sacred fluid.
 
go to the freezer and act like you're getting something out of it, grab the ice cream carton and bolt for the door. dont' even bother closing it, just go and dont' look back
 
i think that's pretty hot, i love strange perverted things like this. if you're not going to appreciate it, then i'll take her off your hands for you.
i'd try and help out too, like maybe design a special semen receptacle to collect it all in so there aren't all those condoms floating about.
 
SmC said:
Surely this is best of bl just due to the weirdness of the title?

Anyhow, that stuff just freaks me out. She doesn't seem mentally sane.
considering her reaction when he found out, she seems sane

it's just a fetish. we all have our weird fetishes

my advice is, tell her you think it's kinky, and just let her have her fun:)
 
anyway if ur trying to get reason out of her just get her more comfortable by saying that you save her pussy juice sometimes too when you can.
hehehe
after she feels a bit safer and explains, you can tell her the truth (that you dont) and that shes a CRAZY BITCH. (or alternatively that its all good and u still like her)
hehehe

i second best of bl
 
Hilarious responses.. just when I thought I'd read it all!

Evidence for sexual assault? Artificial insemination? Black market opportunities? No explanation necessary in my opinion. She's decieved you before, why wouldn't she again? Its too risky in my opinion and you have to look out for number 1. Nicely break it off and leave with your boys.

Fetish maybe, but the extent to which she preserved it for any possibility is very concerning to me. The law holds you responsible for where your semen ends up and what it creates. Brush up on paternity rights to find that there are next to none. I wouldn't put that control in the hands of anyone, let alone some one who has decieved me before.
 
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No explanation necessary in my opinion. She's decieved you before, why wouldn't she again? Its too risky in my opinion and you have to look out for number 1. Nicely break it off and leave with your boys.
i think it's quite understandable that this is something she would have wanted to keep secret. if you had this fetish, you wouldn't be so bold about it either:p
 
wow she must really care about you. but why semen, why not a strand of hair? a shirt? maybe some pictures would be nice, but semen??


weird
 
qwe said:
i think it's quite understandable that this is something she would have wanted to keep secret. if you had this fetish, you wouldn't be so bold about it either:p

Nice tongue. I'm only exploring the possibility that this isn't a fetish, and the seriously negative directions this might go.

It's understandable if it were a fetish that she'd keep it a secret, of course. I also don't find it acceptable for her to deceive him as to where his genetic material is going. Fetishes still have to be responsible, particularly when involving other individuals.
 
Rich mommy and daddy from Japan who probably own a multi billion dollar corporation where they do god knows what....emotionally unstable Japanese chick with odd sexual tendencies....it doesn't take a genius to put the puzzle together.

If I were you I'd find out what daddy really does, and secure that semen before it gets in the wrong hands...
 
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