wHOSE got the DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!

[Sgt. Stadanko]

I once saw the devil be it a dream or not. He doesn't hold a scythe or look like a skeleton with fire inside. It was a black patch reminding a person with two white spots presumably eyes. I wanted to touch him as he was smaller than my hand but couldn't reach. His presence made me very anxious and irritated like I were losing my ego.

Someone's tripping :D

 

[8====> ~~~ (.Y.)]

yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

listen up. and bow down bitches. y'all are talking to a cool mofo that just happens to be ENGAGED!!!!! wtflol.

this past week or so has been the best goddam week ive evar had. dont tell my homeboys i sed this but dj pearl necklace is IN LOVE big time. this little cuties managed to snag herself a wild hog and she done tame the beast lol.

oh man......i dun so much fuckin this week i think my peckers gonna fall off%) but heres the problem. dont make fun of me right? i aint fucked a chick before but my dick is on fire and theres some white stuff coming out of the end of it at the nozzle. no not the usual white stuff lol, this stuff fucking BURNS like hell. so i asked my woman about it (her name is trixie by tha way) and she dint know nuthin about it. she sed she aint been with a man before and i believe her, i love her ya know 8( so i was wondrin what the fuck to do about it? should i tell my gramps? i'm scared to cos i hate showin that mean ol bastard my dick, he'll just grab a hold of it again like last time and make it worse

trixie sed i should do her in the pooper but i'm not sure about that shit. lol i said shit but y'all know wat i mean

help me out guys, i cant even scoot on her fine lil boobies without screaming in fuckin pain.

i might get trixie to write u guys a letter here too%)

 

[New]

Iunno, man. That's some bullshit right there about the whitey fire. You need to show your grandpa because he seems to know his way about the member.

 

[8====> ~~~ (.Y.)]

dammit. ok, that burning white stuff problem is fixed now, so keep quiet about that, y'hear?

anyways, my next piece of news is that my lil trixie is PREGNANT! amma so happy about this my heart could explode.

so me and gramps took her to the clinic place in the truck (she had to sit out back, no room for her fatass up front LOL) and she got looked at. weird thing is they said she's 7 months pregnant. that means she's got 7 months to go, right? cos weve only been going together for like a month. yeah that must be what it means. yeehaw i'm gonna be a daddy in 7 months!!!

 

[subopm420]

lmfao

and you win the best handle contest

ahhhahahaha

 

[8====> ~~~ (.Y.)]

goddamit, i can't beleive how goddam FAT trixies gotten lately. what the hell is she gonna look like in 7 months time? or 6 now. i woulnt mind so much, but hell, the only way i can get my pecker in by the full 5 inches is to do her doggy style. i aint complaining tho, free BJ at the same time lol i sure hope its a girl, i'm not one of those gays.

shes saying we need to get married NOW, and its gotta be done before the babys born for some reason. now, i dunno whats going on, but we were arguin like cat n dog the other day and she said sumthin about me being in fer a BIG SUPRISE when its born. when i asked her what she meant, she woulnt tell me.8( do y'all think it could be twins or triples maybe? that would be awesome%)

lol i better go now cuz gramps needs on here to check his swingin website whatever the fuck that is. he says he's gettin gramma a present or sum shit. 8(

dj pn double daddy
peace out

 

[saucy2040]

What the hell...?

8- ==== > ~~~ (.Y.)

^ balls ^cock ^ bellend ^spunk ^boobies

So... do you pronounce your name 'Pearl Necklace'??? :D

actually thatd be politically incorect my good man.

the correct term for jizzin on boobies would be chest cakes :D

 

[Splatt]

My penis is thicker and longer than yours, just ask my mother

 

[Tenchi]

I can't believe I missed this thread, it's fuckin' priceless!

 

[psillocybin]

I can't believe this thread is still here, open and active! lmao

 

[8====> ~~~ (.Y.)]

goddamit, i can't beleive how goddam FAT trixies gotten lately. what the hell is she gonna look like in 7 months time? or 6 now. i woulnt mind so much, but hell, the only way i can get my pecker in by the full 5 inches is to do her doggy style. i aint complaining tho, free BJ at the same time lol i sure hope its a girl, i'm not one of those gays.

shes saying we need to get married NOW, and its gotta be done before the babys born for some reason. now, i dunno whats going on, but we were arguin like cat n dog the other day and she said sumthin about me being in fer a BIG SUPRISE when its born. when i asked her what she meant, she woulnt tell me.8( do y'all think it could be twins or triples maybe? that would be awesome%)

lol i better go now cuz gramps needs on here to check his swingin website whatever the fuck that is. he says he's gettin gramma a present or sum shit. 8(

dj pn double daddy
peace out

hey fellas, i haven't been on here in a minute, sorry about that. so wut's good?

sum of y'all might want an update so here go's!

so me n trixie got married last may. hers were all nice folks but they were hella on edge, ya know? mustve been nervous about the wedding or some shit.

so that was in may and we had ourselves a few breakups before the babys was born. but we're back together now and its all good:D

so the twins (shaquille n magic) was born in november. weird thing is that they are brown, which is weird cos me and trixie are white as milk bottles. she says her family has black dna or some shit lol. i aint no sientist so i gotta go wid dat. it sure suprizes people when we're out walking wid them in the street lol always asking if theyre adopted n shit.

the twins are now 8 goddamm months, i can't beleive it!

i came back to bluelight cos i got me some of that menthol crystal stuff, i heard good shit about it so imma try it soon next time trixies away for the weekend visiting her aunts out of town. she sure does visit her a lot nowadays, and she aint never taken the kids for some reason so i'm looking fer bauer so we can hookup n shoot tins at last, should be good fun with dat menthol shit!

so thats me kids. did i miss anything?

 

[OpInation]

I'm speechless....lol.

 

[Snowbear]

I am glad someone updated this. The OP (is Cumshot his name?) is obviously a lady's man. Look out women of BL.

Best new member introduction I have seen.

Will

PS edit - I failed to read the update. Looks like this lady's man is taken.

 

[8====> ~~~ (.Y.)]

rite.... so this is what my fuckin loser husband does on here all the time. which one of you dooshbags is havin an affair with my man???

aint no wonder he cant get a fuckin J.O.B if he spends all his time here. ima kick his sorry fuckin ass.

-- trix

 

[stonedandrolling89]

^don't trip. Bluelight is for awesome, intelligent, like-minded people. And besides, none of us are douche bags.

Anywho, WOW. I just read through this entire thread, and I haven't laughed so hard in a good minute. Gotta love them Nawlins folk.

"Bang bang, skeet skeet, explode all over them teets!" - random guy

This is some of the most backwoods shit I've read in a minute. :D

edit by myself: sorry for the original post if it was offensive towards my fellow brothers.

Now, go scoot all over them boobies!

 

[Walks]

lolbackwoods.

 

[jimjam21]

I'm speechless....lol.

Well i not, the mans got white acid coming out of a 5inch rocket, he's going with a white girl who's gave birth 2 brown's.. The man made my day..i bigger than 5...

I wish i seen the start of this,, great man just great...
I need to no one thing, are them ta.. ta's for real. They make me turn to porn.

 

[xygirl]

Them boobies are mesmorising .........

 

[Bauer095]

Them boobies are mesmorising .........

I too was mesmorised....until a lightbulb exploded inside my head*--I know those boobies, I'd know them anywhere! So i went over to my nightstand and removed a shoebox of polaroids and ladytype under-effects from the drawer. As I sat alone on my bed, stack of polaroids in my lap and some lacy number wrapped around my head like a turban, I recalled the day those mesmorisable boobies jiggled their way into my life......

but I won't bore you with another sad sap tale of random jiggleboob encounters, I'm here to say what up to my man DJ PN--I got a couple shotguns, a miniature catapault, and a sack of squirrels with our names on em buddy, beer's on you :D



*(shards of glass, flourescent goo, very messy)

 

[Damien]

Welcome. Check out support, that forum is fuckin tight!