Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint

[echo off]

hey, she was older than me!

 

[hoptis]

Love this thread... never realised that half the women on Bluelight had their tits hanging from under their armpits, good work!

 

[Jabberwocky]

This is fuckin amazin!

:D

 

[tambourine-man]

Best of Bluelight!!!!

 

[Strawberry_lovemuffin]

PPS here tis;

You gave head to a white dolphin wearing clothes?

 

[Gavin83]

That was an interesting night...

 

[kryalkastleE]

In the spare room of my house when my parents were out for two hours.
And i didnt draw boobs cos i didnt have any.

It was the scariest thing ever, the penis was fucking huge!!!!

 

[Jimity]

^And evidentally you had some sort of serious spinal injury....
:D

MS Paint is teh shizzle!!!!1

 

[pillsnapa]

 

[kryalkastleE]

^And evidentally you had some sort of serious spinal injury....
:D

MS Paint is teh shizzle!!!!1

oh thats what my back pain is from!!!!

 

[maxload]

The reason I was sent to a boys school after grade 6

 

[IXinX]

 

[Refluxer]

 

[Riot Grrrl]

lol
exellent thread rm2x. Wouldn't expect anything less

 

[rm2x]

thanks

 

[insomnia]

ROFL This is one of the funniest threads ive seen in ages!

 

[AlphaCharlieID]

 

[MazDan]

^^^^^^^^^ quality tits mate.........ummm, is she holding them up???

PMSL

 

[AlphaCharlieID]

^

Yes i was... i was keen!!!

 

[deeCee]

^^ so did you leave the cfm's on?