I honestly think if I had drugs on my person your tactic would be the worst I could take, Charlie. Maybe what you're saying is true and what you need to be is counterintuitive and draw as much attention to yourself as possible, but if I were a pig that would send alarm bells ringing in my head. I love causing them grief and wasting their time if I'm not carrying anything.
My friend's in the police and I saw him out on a sniffer dog operation at the train station in my home town, with about 15 other coppers. I asked him the week after what the haul was for his entire friday night stood there with all that man power - 1 gram of coke. Fuck knows how many people they dragged down to the station for a strip seach at that dogs behest, I saw 2 people getting led off with an officer on each arm and I was only there 5 minutes... I tried explaining to them that dealers have these new fangled inventions called 'cars', and that coupled with deliberately doing it on a friday night must mean they were targetting users, but they were having none of it. They might as well have all chipped in £2 each and bought a g of shit coke for the evidence locker, and taken the night off.
Of course knowing that sniffer dogs aren't all they cracked upto be doesn't really help. To get past you don't have to look totally passive, you have to look slightly anxious like an innocent person. A bit how every tourist at Amsterdam check in is thinking 'o fuck did I leave a draw in my suitcase. Screw it, I hope I did.k