lounge rap battle

r4nd0mj0k3r said:
im straight from the east bay,
california my state,
rollin every day til i get myself a whole cake,
smokin that dank til i desiccate,
sippin on dat heem like my kidneys wont fade,
thug like pac when i retaliate,
west coast all muh fuckin day.
Pac all day.;)
 
we got us some yay are citizens in here!

I now decree people may only speak in ebonics in this thread.
 
Yo don't get it twisted where I'm listed, the bay you best get the gist of it, smokn cali mist in it. Your simplistic logistics can't fit the statistic as I sit here and rip this, bong takes me back a long way, before the haze, maybe I could have chose another path another way, but would it bring any more happiness than this day?rollin so many blunts should change my name to philly, swisher, or backwood, but would I if I could I probably not, another future don't mean untroubled, some even doubled, as these igorant fucks sit they mind as well be takin hit too, make millions on your computer but your life's held up by the commuter so blind to the crimes committed in this armagedon you scripted, never pay mind to the grave mind, controlling slave minds who take out ya trash for almost no cash get cancer and rash, but you don't mind as long as it's fast, go to past pormadora see 30 mexicans in the kitchen but you ain't listenin, ignore my people's tounge to you their dung due to your position your rung on the worlds ladder as your son and daughter get fatter ignore the latter, i'm unseen like dark matter but I come up like cake batter keep my life straight while every day you get sadder. Purple all in my brain some claim insane but I cling to the fame.

Dammit I actually wrote a way better one than that, like seriously no brag but it was fuckin amazing, and then I accidentally pressed delete which = back on my comp so it was lost that was just my best shot at recreating it with my stoned ass short term memory.

edit: Lol I actualy screamed FUUUCK as hard as I could when I deleted that shit lol neigbor came over to make sure everything was all right.
 
neverstop said:
edit: Lol I actualy screamed FUUUCK as hard as I could when I deleted that shit lol neigbor came over to make sure everything was all right.
LMAO, funny shit.:D
 
Instead of just freestyling, anybody want to have a real battle?

And a seperate thread for it that i'll set up with the rules.

Any takers?

Ahaha...
 
Yeah, somewhere where I can find this shit again so I don't forget it. Let me set this up..
 
Pass gut auf: in den dunklen Ecken der Stadt
lauern Schattengestalten - jetz hast du verkackt
Chloroform im Tuch betaubt das Opfer sofort
in einem dunklen Hauseingang ; es wird mord...
ich schleppe die Schlampe in meinen Kofferraum
der rest geschieht in trance, ensteht im Traum
ich bring dich aufden Waldriedhof, planz dir ein baum
auf dein grab, geh nach hause um mir das tape reinzuhauen

lil bit crap on german

schamane
 
Go ahead, stupid niggas, go fuck with them chicks
I'm the third little piggy I'ma fuck with them bricks
Better yet the bakey, I got pies and cakes
Niggas think doubling is turning five to eight
I turn eight to twenty, twenty to a hundred, hundred to a thousand
And that to a hundred thousand, in front of housing
Closed 'em all down dog, no ones allowed in
I'm copping everything, I'm done with browsing
 
First the Fat Boys break up, now every day I wake up
Somebody got a problem with Hov'
Whassup y'all niggaz all fed up cause I got a little cheddar
and my records movin out the sto'?
Young fucks spittin at me, young rappers gettin at me
My nigga Big predicted the shit exactly
"Mo' Money, Mo' Problems" - gotta move carefully
Cause faggots hate when you gettin money like athletes
Yung'uns ice-grillin me, ohh - you not feelin me?
Fine; it cost you nothin - pay me no mind
Look, I'm on my grind cousin, ain't got time for frontin
Sensitive thugs, y'all all need hugs
Damn though mans I'm just tryin do me
If the record's two mill' I'm just tryin move three
Get a couple of chicks, get 'em to try to do E
Hopefully they'll menage before I reach my garage
I don't want much, fuck I drove every car
Some nice cooked food, some nice clean drawers
Bird-ass niggaz I don't mean to ruffle y'all
I know you waitin in the wing but I'm doin my thing
Where's the love?

And then the Fugees gon' break up, now everyday I wake up
Somebody got somethin to say
What's all the fuckin fussin for? Because I'm grubbin more
and I pack heat like I'm the oven door?
Niggaz pray and pray on my downfall
But everytime I hit the ground I bounce up like roundball
Now I don't wanna have to kill sound bar
Don't wanna have to cock back the four pound bar
Look scrapper I got nephews to look after
I'm not lookin at you dudes, I'm lookin past ya
I thought I told you characters I'm not a rapper
Can I live? I told you in ninety-six
that I came to take this shit and I did, handle my biz
I scramble like Randall with his
Cunning-ham but the only thing runnin is numbers fam
Jigga held you down six summers; damn, where's the love?

Then Richard Pryor go and burn up, and Ike and Tina Turner break up
Then I wake up to more bullshit
You knew me before records, you never disrespected me
Now that I'm successful you'll pull this shit
Nigga I'll step on your porch, step to your boss
Let's end the speculation, I'm talkin to alla y'all
Males shouldn't be jealous that's a female trait
Whatchu mad cause you push dimes and he sell weight?
Y'all don't know my expenses, I gotta buy a bigger place
Hehehe, and more baggies, why you all aggie?
Nigga respect the game, that should be it
What you eat don't make me shit - where's the love?
 
Feeling good in the mood to straight up rip that blunt
Wanna hate oh wait, i'm gonna SQUISH YOU RUNT
Pissed of the dark side, because my heart's shy, of something you'd expect but yet they ask why?

Why tell a lie when that shit the truth? It's getyagun havin fun in AND out of the booth...

Yo clubbin guido...i'll knock out ya tooth :)
 
I'll pop a cap in your ass and bitch slap your women.
Become a God, create new religion.
Then when you die I'll reincarnate you as a pigeon.
(sorry I'm drunk and think I can rap)
 
Hey hey shit get up and about
rockin about town without a doubt
i remember the days where you walk the streets
smoke a joint pop a pill and the peeps did not speak
but now with the 5-0 you cant be discreet
i'm tellin you now, lay low sneak sneak.
hey man fuck this, im goin to sleep.

|| That took me like 30 minutes to make up.. hell.. ||
 
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