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1 ) you'll pay five dollars for a bottle of water.
2 ) ...And leave a tip!
3 ) you give your gold necklace to someone in exchange for one made of candy.
4 ) you think neon blue and pastel pink match.
5 ) sewing glowsticks into your clothes is an awesome idea!
6 ) you've ever gone to the washroom and returned with six new friends.
7 ) your pacifier lights up.
8 ) you know that fake fur feels cooler when it's pink.
9 ) Happy Hardcore is your favorite genre of music. ( It is mine! :D )
10 ) you've ever "plugged". (Eww...)
11 ) the combined weight of all the LEDs and batteries you're wearing has heft.
12 ) you've opened your eyes mid-dance and were startled when you remembered there was a world.
 
13) You've gained a new friend! Mr. Speech Impediment
14) You can't watch tv without twictching
 
15) You take note of things that feel nice for the next roll, so you can come back to touch them.
 
16) when you use the slang term "DOOF DOOF music"
17) when your mobile phone bills goes from $80 a month to $200 a month from telling everyone how much you love them
 
1. all you can think about is your next roll.

2. Your poping your 4th pill. and its not even 1/2 way through the night.

3. You have more vicks in your house, then you do pens.

4. your vitamin cabinet consists of 5-htp and Vitamin C

5. your planning your next roll, 3 months in advance.

6. when you can honestly say. ECSTASY IS THE BEST DRUG IN THE WORLD.
 
When you have banned yourself from going to the fabric store while intoxicated/high ever again, because you end up purchasing all sorts of crazy furry shit in neon colors.
 
18) when you get a pill that has some much detail on it that it feels a shame to take it.
19) When your trying to get it up for sex but it just isnt happening
20) When you cant pee for the next 10 hours
21) when some one you dont know has a lolly pop and you ask if you can have a lick ( hehehe lol so guilty of this one)
 
phungui's first post + kittyinthedark = OMG I need to go to the fabric store next time I roll!
 
BHN said:
You refer to nights by which pills you took


omg that is my worst habbit...

"you remmber that night were at that place...." "NO" "the night we took the white doves " "ohhhhhhh yeah that night" hehehhehe lol

so guilty of that
 
When reading or writing a text message requires you to shut one eye and hold the phone at arms length.

Your tongue seems to have swelled to twice its normal size
 
arizona83 said:
When reading or writing a text message requires you to shut one eye and hold the phone at arms length.

Haha, I am so glad I'm not the only one. It's fun to laugh at yourself about it afterwards though
 
When you find yourself in a dingy bathroom stall having unprotected anal sex with a complete stranger while a girl whose name you don't even know licks your asshole.

Wait, what?
 
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