Worst thing you have ever done?

Well, maybe not the worst, but probably not the best either... Years ago I was coming from a bar, pretty drunk as usual, heading home. Suddenly I felt the urge to take a dump. I could've easily saved it to home, but instead I got this magnificent idea to climb to a roof of the next apartment house (like 10 stories high) and do it there. Luck was on my side (but not on the resident who lived below, I might imagine) as I found a small ventilation pipe thing sticking up from the roof. There was a small "hat" on it, which I removed and then carefully aimed my...grenades in a hole. My luck continued, I hit the target and the bombs were pretty solid (I had no paper with me). I put the hat back on, climb down the ladders, didn't fall down and kill myself and went to bed. Next day when I suddenly recalled all this, I started thinking...maybe it was someone's kitchen ventilation? Let's all hope so.
 
^lmao, thats horrible...

the one about the golden girls episode had me laughing.

ive done some bad stuff, stealing $from my parents, sleeping with my ex gf's friends, doing nefarious things to get dope...

one thing that sticks out and is kinda funny was the time i made my little sister a cheese sandwich and put a bunch of sugar on it lol...i dont know what compelled me to do that, but aftyer i made it and gave it to her i didnt think she would eat it but she did lol...i saw her siting on the floor watching TV eating the cheese and mayonaise sandwich with the tablespoon of sugar on it. i felt pretty bad about that one.

i think i could go on forever about bad shit ive done. i think thats what led me to heroin in the first place.
 
This thread has made me both laugh, and also feel upset. I don't like the ones where people have hurt ducklings and cuts etc :( I don't know how people can bring themselves to do it.
 
Wow this thread made me really upset too.

I don't think Ive done any terrible things as an adult, but when I was a kid, maybe 10 or something I broke into some peoples house and stole all kinds of stuff from their garage. It wasn't that big a deal just hammers, nails, stuff like that. We wanted to build a fort and needed supplies.

I felt pretty hardcore at the time.
 
Even though I'm a new member and haven't gained any real "credibility" on the board, I thought I'd just get something off of my chest.

I mean, we've all done fucked up shit in our lives, but...

When I was 14 I was really into skateboarding, and I would skate to and from my middle school. Well one day I happened to see the school librarian leaving to her car. She happened to be elderly and heavier set, and had trouble walking.

Well from across the parking lot she saw me, and when she saw me I got off of my skateboard and started to limp around and act like I was in pain, making fun of her. She got into her car and drove off. I laughed about it for days.

The next time I saw her she immedeatly started crying and asked why I would do such a thing. At the time I don't really remember what I said, or what my logic was as this was nearly 8 years ago. But to this day I won't forget her in tears, and just thinking about how aweful of a thing that was to do, it gets me choked up :(
 
drugfukkdrockstar said:
This thread has made me both laugh, and also feel upset. I don't like the ones where people have hurt ducklings and cuts etc :( I don't know how people can bring themselves to do it.

mee too. it really is awful
 
worst thing i dont was when I was about 11-12, me and my sister went to my gransmother house, where she had a huge property and had 'stabbles' for horses and all sorts of shit we could get into out the back. She had this outside toilet that had been recently refurbished with a new toilet (probably about 1-2 yrs old). So I though it would be funny to throw and kick these heavy paint cans at the toilet and smash it to bits. We found all sorts of things to through at it. Paint was EVERYWHERE and the toilet was spewing water and bits of the toilet were everywhere. It was a totoal mess.

On the same day, before I destroyed the toilet :p, the next door neighbours car was parked close to our house, and it was an old rust bucket but still drove it. He must of lost his petrol/gas tank lid and he used to plug it up with an old rag. So I pulled the rag out and started to pour chemicals, paint, water, anything I could find in the shed, down the gas tank. It was fuken halirious watching him trying to start his car :)
 
geetered said:
stole from my mother... had sex with a passed out 15 year old

Well I haven't really ever done anything really bad, but If I was able to catch up with this prick I think the result would go down as the worst thing I've ever done. Having sex with a passed out 15 year old... I'm thinking that castration with a blunt and rusty implement would be order of the day. And possibly the breaking of every bone in his weaselly little body.
 
me and my buds used to shit in flush tanks at other peoples houses and businesses and parties. but i think the must fucked thing was telling this girl i had sex with i had hiv after we did it raw deal couse she told me she was pregnant (a lie)
 
This thread has some funny and some really disturbing stories. :-/

I think the worst thing I've done is failed a suicidal attempt and put my family through hell. I don't know if that counts.

I egged an ex-friend's house once, but that is just lame compared to some of the kitty and duck stories. :-/

I did have an affair with a married man for a time. Loved him, but obviously it was nothing more to him than a fling. The worst part is that I don't regret it. I think that is probably the worst. Maybe I don't regret it because he is still with his wife, but I see it as an experience and lesson learned.
 
Furious George said:
Well I haven't really ever done anything really bad, but If I was able to catch up with this prick I think the result would go down as the worst thing I've ever done. Having sex with a passed out 15 year old... I'm thinking that castration with a blunt and rusty implement would be order of the day. And possibly the breaking of every bone in his weaselly little body.

I was surprised no one else replied to that post.. like how fucked up do you have to be to rape a 15 year old and tell everyone about it on bluelight?:|
 
I've stolen 400 dollars from my little siter and at least 250 from my parents and I dont even feel guilty about it. Treated my family like crap. Made this one girl in my 8th grade class cry. Almost failing 9th grade. The list goes on.
 
Stealing people textbooks in university while they were studying to sell back to the bookstore for drug money was probably the most shameful thing I have down.
 
I gave a 12 year old girl GHB and she ended up in the hospital.
 
hydro, she was always associating with 16-19 year old friends for some reason, and I was in the same age group as her friends. It was completely irresponsible, but if I didn't help her OD on that, she probably would have OD'd on OxyContin or something that someone else gave her. I just always love the way the story sounds as a one-liner - always makes me think of GHB's 'date rape' mythos. Definitely the worst thing I've ever done, but she got released from the hospital as soon as it wore off so I don't feel particularly bad about it. And, while I never saw her again, I sure hope it scared her straight.
 
andythetwig said:
Apparently there was a pile of computer components scattered around the front garden. As far as I know, he still thinks he's on the sex offender's register, and lives in fear of a visit from the paedo squad.

hahahahah
good job mate
:D
 
Rated E said:
He probably took it apart piece by piece, I'm guessing she noticed something was up when the steering wheel disappeared.


OMG so funny, I can't stop laughing!
 
Everytime my boyfriend did coke he turned into some porn obsessed freak who wouldn't give up until he had the "happy ending" which never happened. When he was not caught in a blizzard he was a great guy who never watched porn hell he barely even wanted to have sex. Anyway I told him if he didn't quit wackin it he was going to get friction burns. He said no, I am using lotion. I said, well you are not supposed to use regular lotion because it can hurt your skin down there because it is more sensitive. He always believed me because I went to Nursing school. I knew one weekend that we were going to party so I took it upon myself to add some food coloring to the lotion knowing he would not see it because he would be so paranoid that the lights would be off and all the windows would be covered. So he settles down for his marathon jerking session. He eventually goes to the bathroom comes back out and to my disappointment doesn't say anything. After my feet warm up I go to bed and he comes in probably after his pay preview bill got to high. I heard him talking to himself, he sounded upsest. I asked him what was wrong. He said he was going to have to make a doctor appointment because something was wrong with his dick. I started laughing, he didn't think it was funny. I finally fessed up. I know it isn't funny to mess with a guys junk but I would never do anything that would have really hurt him.
 
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