I told you 'The Forest' was my second-best trick. Well, here's my first.
This trick requires no special tools/toys. Only requires you and one
chemically altered friend. We'll call this friend Slim. If done correctly,
this will be the most INTENSE feeling Slim has ever experienced. Nothing
I've ever HEARD of can surpass this. Not an E-orgasm, not 12 people rubbing
your naked body down with Vaporub simultaneously. Well... maybe that
vaporub thing is better... but I don't have 12 friends that would do that.
Anyway... here's the X-Hug. There are several different versions of this,
but none compare to the one I'm about to describe.
Requirements:
1 person who knows how to give an X-Hug.
1 chemically altered friend named Slim.
Slim can't be more than 1-3 inches taller than you.
You must be Strong enough to pick up, and hold up, Slim for at least 20
seconds... and be able to lay Slim down gently on the ground, if need-be.
Other Nice Guidelines:
It's nice if Slim is either peaking, or near peaking. If Slim is near peak,
either coming up or coming down, this will bring him to full-peak. 100%
Money-back guarantee.
Slim may not be able to stand on his own when you're done... make sure there
is a dry place nearby that you can lay him down.
Now to begin:
Adjust your height so that you and Slim are about the same height (bend
knees, spread your legs, whatever). Tell Slim to give you a hug. You want
his arms over your shoulders, and forearms/hands relaxed behind your back.
His head should be just above one of your shoulders... I prefer it just over
my right shoulder.
Hug Slim back around his waist. Tell him to close his eyes... and begin
telling him to forget everything. (sorta like with the forest... as such
"Close your eyes, Slim... do not open them until you land."
"Start breathing through your mouth. Forget the people dancing, forget the
walls around you. Forget the music, you only hear my voice now. Forget the
ceiling, forget the roof. The entire building is gone."
(Start rubbing the sides (thumb-side) of your hands and your forearms up
Slim's back. Begin at the small of his back (just above his butt) and rub
upwards to just below his shoulder blades. This is one motion. Make each
rub firm, squeezing him gently against your body. You want to rub up his
back about 1-2 times per full in-out breath... do this as you say the
following)
"Keep breathing through your mouth. Breathe all the way in, and all the way
out. Deep breaths. I want to hear your breaths... breathe though your
teeth. All the way in, all the way out. Every breath."
(keep talking along those lines as you rub up Slim's back. Also make sure
Slim doesn't breathe too slowly, but also make sure he doesn't breathe too
fast, you don't want him to hyperventilate. It should be at a normal
pace... just full, complete breaths, through the mouth)
(after about 20 seconds of full breaths and you rubbing up his back, say the
following
"Now Slim, when I tell you too, you're going to take the biggest, deepest
breath you've ever taken. You're going to fill both your lungs, your
stomach, you ENTIRE body with air. The biggest breath of your entire life.
Once you take that breath, I want you to hold it in as long as you can, and
relax your entire body. Hold the breath as long as you can."
(now as you say the next line, rub up his back faster and faster as he takes
in that huge breath)
"Now take that breath. Deep-deep breath."
(Once it's all the way in)
"Hold it in, and relax. Hold it as long as you can!"
At this point, you will give Slim a bear hug around the diaphram (just below
the lungs). Make it tight, and pick him up as you lean backwards. He will
probably slump over your shoulder because he is so relaxed. Start SLOWLY
squeezing his diaphram tighter and tigher until you can't squeeze any
tighter. (USE COMMON SENSE... DON'T CRACK/BRUISE SLIM'S RIBS!) Hold Slim
up as you lean back and squeeze Slim as tight as you can.
Wait until he lets the breath out. Once he lets the breath out, you can
loosen your grip and stand straight up again. You will want to support his
head and weight... most people pass out when they let out the breath, but
ONLY FOR 1-5 SECONDS. If he doesn't gain his footing within 5-10 seconds,
lay him down. He will be dead weight, even though he is conscious. Ask him
"How high did you fly?".
As soon as he has returned to our world (only takes a few seconds) he will
be in a state of amazement. He won't believe he's actually on the ground,
or in the building. Expect him to look at the ceiling and the floor
frantickly, huge hugs, 'OH MY GOD's, and 'HOLY SHIT's. He won't know what
time it is... he will think he's been gone an hour.
Here's an idea of what Slim just felt. Imagine yourself in the slumped over
position Slim was in when you picked him up. Now imagine yourself flying
straight up (shoulder first, since you're slumped over) at about 80 MPH. He
just did that and flew well out of the buildings, well into the sky, and
well above the clouds. It is the most realistic trick ever. They don't
even know what to expect, but they all will have the same experience, and
will totally believe it happened. When they wake up, they EXPECT to be in
the sky. This flying feeling is so believable, you even feel the wind as
you fly up.
If they weren't peaking, they are now. Don't accept money from them.
(People try to tip me all the time, honestly. That just seems against PLUR
for some reason. I DO, however, take free water, and free/discounted beans
in return for this trick, lol!)
Just like The Forest... PLEASE tell me what you thought of this trick. I
know it seems lengthy, and in total it takes about 2 minutes... but it is
well worth it. Either respond here, or eMail me with what you thought.
"I'll be the guy with phat pants and glow sticks."
- Crush
ps: Any Bluelighters going to Progression Sessions in New Orleans this
Saturday, eMail me and I'll arrange to perform this trick on you first hand.
