What's the Most Stupid Thing YOU'VE Done While High?

[lee harvey]

There's so many for me it's hard to choose, I'll have to remember some more later.

One good one was where I parachuted 8 soma's and went out to a Chinese place for dinner with my girlfriend. I was way to messed up. We sat down and I was acting up and ordering doubles or Crown Royal. We ordered our food. I got Fried Duck. That's all I remember.

The following is my girlfriend's account of what happened next.
When we got our dinner served to us I was cutting my duck meat really really slowly and talking totally incoherent shit. She said I couldn't hold a conversation with her and I was wobbling and nodding. Among knocking things around generally at the table and having my motor functioning totally impaired, she said I was holding my fork like a knife and trying to cut with it and moving slower and slower until I stopped moving entirely and passed out with my head falling forward, luckily I hit the plate hard with the fork and my right arm mashed into the food instead of my head. She said i just caught myself 2 inches from a full faceplant and she started busting up laughing. After that I remember a little bit because my adrenalin must have kicked in a little. We got everything boxed up and jetted and I became a short term laughing stock among our friends.

 

[brainiacthemaniac]

the most stupid thing I did, was get that high in the first place....if you are sick or not feeling well, thats not fun, so why waste the money...Not to mention, you are creating a MASSIVE problem for yourself in the future by becoming that intoxicated. Addiction is a big fat booty bitch, and she wont stop calling...

 

[lee harvey]

the most stupid thing I did, was get that high in the first place

yeah I hear ya, curiosity has killed many a cat

Addiction is a big fat booty bitch, and she wont stop calling...

get caller ID.

 

[twominds]

Probably the things that I ended up getting arrested for.....

 

[SmokeTrails]

^ completely agree with you on that one

buddy broke into a kids house cuz it was raining and he dident want to get wet... explained it to the cops.. they laughed and let him go into the rain (big huricane goin on their computers where down)

i havent done anything insanely stupid... yet

 

[drug_wench]

ohhhh theres bn a few......trying 2 'fly' off the bridge on the top floor at planet hollywood and having 2 b held down by security guards and dragged out onto queen street flapping my 'wings' mite take the cake

 

[Tokey-tokerson]

Run through a wooden fence completly naked when the cops were after me.

 

[vitaminerk]

my soma story is exactly a mirror image of yours,except it was a fancy steak place

 

[Khadijah]

Run through a wooden fence completly naked when the cops were after me.

no, you PUNCHED THROUGH the fence THEN ran thru it.

so YOU that 450 pound covered in blood high on dust brotha we all been talkin about. lol.

 

[Makaveli69]

One night i was chillin with my friend, rollin balls.. i mean i was past the point where visually everything seems electric etc if you know what i mean. And he was gonna chill with this girl so im like its straight yo ill just go around behind the house and go in your back sliding door just get your sister to let me in. So I call her and tell her to come downstairs and let me in ill be waiting out back. Well she comes down the stairs and start coming towards the sliding door and for whatever reason i coulda swore it was there mother. So as she comes to the door i start RUNNING i ran around the whole fucking complex through everyones yards jumpin fences and shit and shes trying to catch and tell me its cool. I call my homeboy up and im like yo i think your mom saw me come pick me up infront of the complex and im already in the car with him when she calls and says "he just ran away yo haha, you gotta go find him" and he was just like he found us yo.

We still geek about that shit today..

 

[lee harvey]

Run through a wooden fence completly naked when the cops were after me.

Buzzkill dude. sorry.

my soma story is exactly a mirror image of yours,except it was a fancy steak place

Lets go out for a bite to eat tonight. I'm sure things would go well.

I call my homeboy up and im like yo i think your mom saw me come pick me up infront of the complex

LOL sounds like a distorted version of Friday.

 

[yepyepwoah]

The other day I was really high not payin attention and walked intot he womans bathroom at walmart. I was like "oh they got rid of the urinals, I guess they musta been tired of dudes pissin on shit". Was halfway through my piss in a stall, when someone walked behind me to wash their hands and I just went "ohhhhhh fuck i'm in the womans bathroom." Walked behind some lil ole lady goin "my bad my bad" and ran out the store.

not really stupid but sorta funny.

wrecking my car a month ago when I was drunk and really pissed (pissed being the deciding factor) and tried to take a 20mph S turn at about 50 before slammin on my breaks as I went round the corner. Breaks locked up and I pretty much totaled my car and coulda killed myself real easy.

 

[SmokeTrails]

^ very good avatar....

i personally find it hard to do stupid things when your nodding out... so i dont do anything that stupid.

stupidest thing ive ever done was when i was drunk... got mad at this kid in anouther county (dont ask me how) broke into a room to get my friend to come with me to go take care of this kid...we go outside... aquire a car.... drive to this kids house... the kids car somehow got destroyed... then drove back runing stop signs and red lights... eventually get pulled over... charged with Grand Theft Auto, Bergluery of an Ocupied dwelling and some misdomeaner... moral of the story... shoot dope dont drink

 

[Tinface]

DUmbest shit i ever did was run in the front door of the cop shop and yell "I'm high and you can't do SHIT!" Didn't get caught but police came to my school next day (said it was a joke, didn't get in any trouble)

 

[TRPPNASS_DSCOMONKE]

dude, this same thread is already going about 8 lines down.


shit people, search.

 

[aberrant]

Went to the market on Friday and couldn't find my food after the attendant bagged it up for me. Swear to god that beige plastic blended right into the aluminum checkout counter like it was cloaked by George Lucas. I must have been looking about for 5-10 seconds before the cashier helped me out. My roommate got a huge kick out of that one :D This was just off of some afgoo blunt we had smoked roughly 30 minutes prior.

 

[OverDriven]

Honestly I've never really done anything stupid while high, but I only do opiates and they don't typically make people do stupid shit. I have done something stupid while drunk though. Spun my sports car around a corner in the rain. Ended up plowing down a sign with the side of my car and when the car stopped moving I was in somone's front yard. I put it back in gear and started peeling out to get the fuck outta there. I get back on the road and a car is about 100 feet behind me. Red light in front of me. The car saw everything and there was no way I was going to let him get close enough to get my license plate number. So I ran the light and make my 30 minute venture home. I was completely trashed out of my mind. Every time I hit the brakes, the car pulled HARD to the side, so I had to go very easy on the brakes. I somehow got home. When I got my car into the shop, I found that the front passenger wheel was being held on by one small bolt. The rest had been sheared off by the impact. I had gone over bridges and through a tunnel on the way home. It could have been the end of my life if that last bolt had let go. Very fucking scary to think about. Needless to say, I learned a valuable lesson that night and was very lucky no one was hurt. Haven't driven drunk since, and that was many years ago.

 

[elemya]

I once ate a "bagful" of mushrooms at Disneyland. They kicked in hardcore on Pirates of the Caribbean, by the time I got off the ride I was completely gone. For some reason, I thought it was normal to pull down my pants, get down on my knees and pee in the middle of a walkway with about 15 families just staring in shock at me. Somehow I managed to make it back to my car in the parking garage, got escorted out of the happiest place on earth, then safely onto the freeway. I was wondering why there were cars on the freeway going the other way and then I realized that it was me that was going the wrong way. Next thing I know I'm starting to sober up at a gas station parking lot asking myself: "Holy crap, did that all really happen?"

 

[lukw10]

Drinking copious amounts of 151 and vodka after taking 5 klonopins [first ever time on any benzo, let alone 5] then smoking a couple bowls. I stumbled into a park with my friend [I was drinking the liquor from his glass, he was like drunk but i was GONE]. Benzo + Alcy just tears apart my insides apparently [I dont think thats uncommon either]. The curfew of the park was like 10pm tops and we are sitting their at ~1-2 am piss drunk and im throwing up everywhere. I remember throwing up 4 times, my friend told me it was closer to 40. I woke up probably 45 minutes later [well, figured out the whole walking bit and start remembering a little bit]. We are walking back through the woods and i slip and tear my favorite pants with my skull being less than a foot from being smashed against the rock i slipped against. I walk back to his house and throwup in his front yard, pass out on his floor. The next day i was just like ummmmmmm so what happened?

 

[mmmCHRISx]

go to sleep. i always regret going to sleep before i get really high or drunk, then everyone tells me somethign awesome happened when i wake up, but i was too passed out to wake up for it.

my friend shit himself like an hour after i went to bed! and i missed it.