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    Avoid the CIA trained ninjas that are hiding under your bed.

    Shave.

    make an aluminium foil hat for yourself and your pets.

    call people at in your phone book at random and let them know that you are onto them and their devious plot to hi-jack your TV.

    Find a way to block the subliminal messages coming from your TV.

    Arm your self and build a fortification to prepare for the imminent arrival of the aliens.
     

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    Originally posted by stropharia
    1. Make a 30-page list of all the things you could do on meth.
    2. Categorize and alphabetize it (by hand).
    3. Develop grandiose scheme to expand it, publish it, and make lots of cash.
    4. Start to construct a business plan based around this idea.
    5. Come down and realise it was totally pointless.
    6. Put list and plan in recycling bin.
    7. Go to sleep.
    Good one
     

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    ^^^ Make sure to duck when you go past your windows, and to always talk a very quiet whisper because the police have you surrounded and can hear every word!

    Smoke loads of cigarettes. Especially ones you've rolled yourself without any filter. Your throat will hurt in the morning...

    Has nobody mentioned running around naked, dancing to fast paced music (better if it can keep up with, or is faster than your heartbeat) or pretending to be a ninja yet?
     

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    board up the windows so people think that noone lives in your house.

    Make an elaborate trap (a la Wil. E. Coyote) so if your home gets stormed by the illuminati they'll be foiled by your ingenius trap.

    ACME mail order. nuff said?
     

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    pretend not to the notice all the people staring at you

    watch your saliva "recrystallize"

    walk 1 mile in the cold to an empty golfcourse parking lot to pick up some more
     

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    Make your own armor from sports gear and various junk to fight imaginary demons from outerspace.
    Chase neon dragons in the dead of night with a large metal pipe through the woods.
    Try to run across water
    Go insane from the boredom of reality
    Breakdance
    Box with random strangers in the street
     

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    hasn't anyone tried playing pool ???? I started and never stopped and while enjoying the high I got good enough to make pool a second income . I have only been playing for 2yrs

    second is chess
     

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    /KemicalBurn playing chess on speed

    FUCK YOU! YOU CANT TAKE MY QUEEN! CAUSE MY BISHOP CAN TAKE YOUR...YOUR...

    /KemicalBurn flips chessboard and runs off into the distance clutching his army of tiny warriors and sets them up in strategic defense positions around his room
     

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    /KemicalBurn playing pool on speed

    /KemicalBurn sinks white ball

    "THAT WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! MY WRISTBAND IS SUPPOSED TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING! YOU FUCKING CHEATED!

    /KemicalBurn snaps pool cue and proceeds to chase his opponent around the table with "that crazy look in his eyes"
     

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    "it doesnt fucking matter, cuz your on fucking meth"-my best friend
     

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    Originally posted by XOCVANDALX
    rob a house, go car jacking, thats what most meth heads do around here.
    you must be from new zealand
     

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    drive to the woods, put a blindfold on and stumble through the woods for about an hour and a half, then try and find your way back.
     

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    Play snap with about 3 decks of cards.Ends up turning very intense.
    Ping pong with two balls
    X box , especially shoot'em ups.Your like a rabbit on viagra...or meth?
     

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    play the "airsoft gun" game
     

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    Play snap with about 3 decks of cards.Ends up turning very intense.

    That reminds me I never wanna play spades on meth. Shit when I play people be actin like they gonna be chopping each others fingers off just for playin out of turn when we do it sober.

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    Originally posted by XOCVANDALX
    rob a house, go car jacking, thats what most meth heads do around here.
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    you must be from new zealand


    ^^ Nah he's from "the whole world." You know, that place where junkies steal shit...
     

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    I like playing paintball on meth. Makes ya feel like your in WWII or somethin (I get trigger happy) then the paintballs run out....I've done some crazy shit in paintball when tweaking (like metal gear solid stealth missions and guerilla warfare)
     

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    paintballing on meth would be fucking ridiculous. holy shit i want to try that.
     

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    Drive any available motorcycle on a deserted 2 lane highway as fast as you dare 10 to 15 minutes after doing 2 phat rails of shards.

    Read the 400 plus page volume 2 of Anne Rice's "Inverview with a Vampire" novel series entitled "The Vampire Lestat." Analyze the book's plot after supposing that "homosexuality" or "hiv / aids" is substituted for the phrase "vampirism." Note that the whole book is lacking in Jesusian principles of great fame such as loving one's neighbor as oneself, helping the indigent wherever possible, and turning the other cheek (gee, that sounds kinda sexy, doesn't it?).

    Throw exactly one grain of table salt over one's right soldier after you are through reading about this subject matter (Black Magic, Voodooism) and have successfully hidden all the books you were looking at.

    Order "Voodoo for Dummies" on amazon.com so that nobody will see you buying the selfsame book at a local mega-bookstore and imply somehow that you are evil or wicked.

    Though I made great progress along the outrageous tantric yoga path of Hinduism, the very act of being witnessed by curious acquantances while performing some mission to further debaucherize my existence until, paradoxically, it was no longer short and incomplete but long and definitive and most importantly, some kind of spiritually pure alcohol and grape juice.

    Realize that in today's capitalistic, corporation friendly business atmosphere of the United States, private eyes may in fact be watching you; they'll see your every move. Or, to quote the Fugees, "secret service keep a close watch as if my name was Kennedy" and "between sanity and insanity there lies a thin line."

    Learn to fly.

    Masturbate until you've rubbed the skin off a large portion of your penis and only bloody scabs remain.

    Tell your girlfriend that you do NOT eat nasty, slimy pussy and not to ask.

    Get in a knock down, drag out altercation with your SO in a run down, crowded trailer park in the South while cops eagerly films the event.
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    My top ten tweaker activities

    1. Clean your whole house, organize everything you own alphabetically, and when your done, vacuum your cieling.

    2. A fun meth game: Vacuum your carpet by hand in the dark using only a photon and tweezers. Days of fun!!!

    3. Learn how to blow glass with mapp gas and crushed up lightbulbs. (Danger: Fire hazard)

    4. Make to do lists that you'll never actually do a damned thing about, but they are hours of twizzy fried fun time!!!!

    5. Since your short term memory is basically fucked, spend a couple of days losing things and finding them and then losing something else. My favorite items include cigarettes, car keys, notebooks, glass pipes, torches, anything relatively small that you can lose over and over again. The game is over when you finally lose your mind (usually happens around day 3).

    6. For groups of people; see who can stay up the longest. To make the game more interesting, definitely start fucking with each other around the paranoid schizo stage.

    7. Play hide and seek with shadow people. If you are feeling particuarly frisky, chase them with blowtorches, glass pipes, or attempt to pelt them with dead bic lighters.

    8. See if you can set a world record for something so stupid that only a tweaker could do it, like worlds longest paperclip chain!!!!

    9. Talk shit ( I guess when you've been up for a few days, you have nothing left to talk about except other people)

    10. Get really twacked out, paranoid, and start freaking out on other people and yourself!!!!


    Just wanted to let everyone know that this is just a joke and I wouldn't personally recommend any of this. Especially trying to blow glass pipes out of crushed up lightbulbs. That is very dagerous kids! I decided to go sober again from speed and i'm feeling pretty salty towards it so I thought I'd poke a little fun.
     

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    It doesn't matter, your on meth. Its all fun.
     

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    ^ I agree, if you have meth you won't be bored.
     

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    1. Load up the glass dick and smoke another bowl.


    2. Line up some gear, heat your glass tube, and do a hotrail.


    3. Crush shards into fine crystals, grab a snorting utensil, stick in nostril of choice and take that fucking line.


    4. Smoke some weed.


    5. Take some shots.


    6. Marathon sex.


    7. Smoke more. (or substitute smoking for snorting)


    8. Smoke more. (or substitute smoking for snorting)


    9. Smoke more. (or substitute smoking for snorting)


    10. Smoke more. (or substitute smoking for snorting)
     

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    11. Masturbate

    12. Hottubbing or get a jacuzzi room and lounge in it half naked under three feet of bubbles for eight hours.

    13. Stay at your friends house for days and weeks at a time and sporadically forget where you really live. Call your friends and see if anyone knows your address.

    14. Arrange and rearrange rope lights, redecorate your dealers house three times a week

    15. Scuba Shardin'

    16. Landscape the carpet.

    17. Hang another layer of sheets and blankets over your windows (YOU PARANOID FREAK!!!!!!)

    18. It's not a rat hole, it's a crackhole!!!! (Quote movies that you keep watching over and over again).

    19. Talk to your pets.

    20. Stay up for numerous days and then start partying on pills, acid, k, or whatever anyone hands you and instead of sleeping revert back to speed and stay up until you can't handle it and finally have a nervous break down and someone has to force feed you valium.

    21. Tell everyone the story of your childhood.... twice.... no details spared and wonder why every one of your friends has removed you from their buddy lists and now screens your calls.

    22. Decide to quit, swear up and down this is the last time and your done with it all!!!!!!

    23. Work on your bleeding ulcer. Make tums cocktails.

    25. Whenever someone ashes in an ashtray, run over as fast as you can, dump the ashtray and wipe it out. Repeat until your friends stop smoking because they can't keep up with you.

    26. Call the orkin man and make an appointment to have your meth bugs exterminated.

    27. Take up a trade and become a proficient electrician, plumber, ect by completely rewiring your house or re-routing the pipes in your house.

    28. Make stupid lists like this with your friends and cringe when you realize that you let them post it on your screen name.


    ~*The pooky party posse*~
     

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    i enjoy pacing back and forth in my dorm room listening to music. shitloads of fun.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by wisdom
    hasn't anyone tried playing pool ???? I started and never stopped and while enjoying the high I got good enough to make pool a second income . I have only been playing for 2yrs
    yeah i play a ton of pool at my friends house when we get spun. in the last month I have gotten so much better. i get really streaky when i play, and I develop an OCD complex where i have to sink balls. it provides such a feeling of satisfaction when you make your shot
     

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