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Amusing Place Names in the UK ver. Worldwide Civic Nomenclature Sniggerings

I must be near a couple of you:

Minges (map)
4.2 miles

Nasty (map)
11.1 miles

Bummers Hill (map)
12.1 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
17.4 miles

Shaftenhoe End (map)
17.7 miles

Claggy Cott (map)
19.1 miles

Mincing Lane (map)
19.9 miles

Gay Bowers (map)
20.8 miles

Dancing Dicks (map)
20.8 miles

Cock Clarks (map)
22.7 miles
 
:D

Nob End

Ramsbottom

Dick Slack

Butty Moss

Upperthong

Hole Bottom

Shatton Moor

Smallwood

Fartown

Bottom Flash
 
Harry@Piekarnia said:
Not an amusing name but my mate has perhaps the most amusing phone number in the UK. It's Tetbury (0166) Kingsbishop (666) 666. In other words it is 01 666 666 666. It is indeed the number of the beast!
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When I phone him up and said I'd seen his number on this website and asked him if he was the devil he got really pissed off :\ I don't know why?
 
Clitheroe (map)
15.3 miles

Ramsbottom (map) <---- Where I was born!
17.6 miles

Buttock (map)
18.0 miles

Big End (map)
18.1 miles

Nob End (map)
20.4 miles

Cocklick End (map)
21.3 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
25.3 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
25.8 miles

Menlove Gardens (map)
27.8 miles

Gaping Gill (map)
29.2 miles
 
pekkie said:
I'm not 100% sure if it's really a place, but I nearly cacked myself when I saw something on the tube about cockfosters =D
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It is really a place, my mate lives there lol, its in barnet i think
 
Cock Pond (map)
2.8 miles

Mincing Lane (map)
6.5 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map)
11.5 miles

Titsey Park (map)
11.8 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
22.7 miles

Thong (map)
23.0 miles

Knob Hill (map)
24.7 miles

Minges (map)
29.5 miles

Rear Wood (map)
29.7 miles

Herbert's Hole (map)
30.1 miles
 
Herbert's Hole
Tyttenhanger
Claggy Cott
Cock Pond
Pishill
Mincing Lane
Nasty
Minges
Golden Balls
Bummers Hill
 
falstaff said:
When I phone him up and said I'd seen his number on this website and asked him if he was the devil he got really pissed off :\ I don't know why?
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I'm not actually sure that she lives there anymore! I haven't seen or heard from her for about two years now....
 
Hey SHM, my list's almost exactly like your list!

Chocolate Farm (map)
24.2 miles

Penishapentre (map)
35.5 miles

Dead Cow Point (map)
42.1 miles

Three Cocks (map)
47.0 miles

Lord Hereford's Knob (map)
48.9 miles

Clitsome Farm (map)
50.4 miles

Arshaton Wood (map)
50.4 miles

Booby Dingle (map)
53.9 miles

Bullyhole Bottom (map)
58.7 miles

Box Bush Farm (map)
60.2 miles

Only one I didn't get was Panty Hill. whereabouts are ya? I'm in Llanelli.

Dan


StoneHappyMonday said:
I have actually sat on Lord Hereford's Knob. Really.

Chocolate Farm (map)
24.9 miles

Penishapentre (map)
25.0 miles

Three Cocks (map)
35.8 miles

Lord Hereford's Knob (map)
38.4 miles

Booby Dingle (map)
43.5 miles

Panty Hill (map)
49.1 miles

Bullyhole Bottom (map)
55.1 miles

Dead Cow Point (map)
57.7 miles

Clitsome Farm (map)
59.0 miles

Box Bush Farm (map)
62.2 miles
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Theres a place near me called Shingay Cum Wendy.

That always tickled me, but it doesn't really compare to many of the others posted here,,,
 
Couple of people my mate knows decided to visit all the places with amusing names near them.
Dressed as knights.
We're planning on doing the same tomorrow, just with less knights and more drugs :D
 
Bush Down (map)
14.5 miles

Arshaton Wood (map)
17.9 miles

Lickham Bottom (map)
19.4 miles

Lower Piles (map)
26.8 miles

Clitsome Farm (map)
28.0 miles

Crapstone (map)
28.7 miles

Burnt Bottom (map)
42.5 miles

Brown Willy (map)
43.9 miles

Crab Hole (map)
48.3 miles

Box Bush Farm (map)
52.6 miles


Hahaha

I've climbed to brown willy's summit many a time on a family day out! :D 8o

Although it isn't mear me there's two twatt's in the shetlands =D
 
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bumped...in case I travel to the UK (and in case more fun was to be had for you lot since the thread had it's last go'round)
 
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:D
 
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