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highlander!


"in my weakened condition i might take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences"
 
Ferris Buellers day off!

"God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. "
 
^^^
iSpy ?

"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me. "
 
^The Libertine. With a quote that long it's hard not to jog one's memory.

person A: "STRIP!... take it off... your pants too!"

person B: "why?"

person A: "I don't want to get blood on them. ... Take your fucking pants off!"
 
^HAH 5th element

"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!"
 
slushy muddy water said:
Are you a Spanish toddler or is that a typo?:p My friend's six year old was walkng around with the Memento DVD asking if he could watch "momento", it was cute when he did it.;)

Re: last quote, there's no chance that it isn't Full Metal Jacket
 
Some more then from the same movie-

person 1: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?

person 2: A sparrow with a machine gun!



person 1: What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

person 2: He gobbles up!



person 1:What has yellow skin and writes?

person 2: A ball-point banana!


...the only possible explanation.
and-
"I'll bash him brutally" (stern serious voice)
...????
 
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