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    I get the the most severe erotic urges at the damnest times. After working at my place of work for a few months, i started regularily masturbating on my lunch break. On one particular occasion, I forgot to lock the door. So there I was sitting down on the toilet relaxing and wacking away with my pants and undies pulled down when suddenly the door opens. I was in sheer awe and horror and struggled to put on my pants as this stranger just started laughing his ass off. I'll never forget the look on his face though.
     

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    LMAO!


    I think I'll be the first to say I got caught by my mum when I was a kid.. =P
     

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    i remember when i got caught kindof. i was upstairs online. and i was was wacking it good. i heard someone come up stairs so i quit. then i heard my mom say " why does it smell like vasoline?" then i was like i got chapped lips. ive had a few close calls but sadly i cant remember.

    but i do know that after years of chronic masturbation my wrists hurt and the muscles are like permently cramped. my wrists hurt all the time now.
     

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    I almost always masturbate in the bathtub- so it's not much of an issue for me
    However there have been a few close calls, because sometimes if the pleasure is good enough i'll unconciously moan.
    I'm sure if my family hear me moaning while i'm in the bath they will put two and two together, hehe.

    I think i did get caught a few times when i was a kid, like really young, but all kids do that without realising the "naughty"ness of it.
     

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    i used to run up to my room everyday when i was in 5th-6th grade to jack off infront of the tv. i'd flip channels lookinog for some hot talk show host or sexy pop artist and wack away....god i feel so fuckin stupid now that i think of it...i woudl put this scrawny wooden chair infront of the door cuz i didnt have a lock...long story short my mom walked right in, wacked the wooden chair with the heavy door and saw me sitting infront of the tv nude under the belt with a shitload of handcream all over the place....

    naturally i've become more subtle with my methods of masturbation but the other day i was wlaking to my room and my mom was knocking on my brothers door, which was locked (he is also currently in 6th grade.) so i walk up and im like "why wont he open the door what's he doing?" she looks at me with this weird look and says "i know what hes doing..." me, still being an idiot didnt get it so i said "huh...whats he doing?" so she said something like "what you did when u were his age in a locked room" i was like...shit....serously speechless how fuckiung awkard is it when you discuss old masturbation stories with your mom and you're still a teenager...godamn felt good letting it out
     

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    LMAO!


    I think I'll be the first to say I got caught by my mum when I was a kid.. =P
    Could you tell us more about the experience? How you did you react? How did she react? Did either of you ever talk about it afterwards?
     

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    Sure I can, though it seems rather pretty much a standard getting caught story.

    You know those channels, like 99 and 98 that have porn on them but are all wierd and you can't see anything? Well I was in 6th grade and had figured out how to get sound, and if you watched carefully enough you could see a tit or an ass here and there and me mom was at work and she had come home early and my usual masturbating technique is 'humping', and there I was ass hangin out jammin it out on the pillow and she walked in, shook her head and smirked and walked out.

    Never spoke about it every again.

     

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    ^Hahaha thats fuckin hilarious.

    Sorry I don't have any stories, I tend to be careful when and where I choke the chicken.
     

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    I'd simply like to register my disagreement with the smiley icon chosen for the title of this thread. If ever there was a thread calling for this one:



    This is it.

    BTW, I've never been caught masturbating, but I've been caught screwing a coupla times.
     

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    Son, thats really too bad, it must be difficult to work or do many things with sore wrists like that. I think you should file for "Permanent Disability". If you apply and are excepted you will never have to work again in your life and they could pay you upwards of 1800.00 dollars a month, maybe more. Not a bad piece of change for doing "fuck all." You just have to convince a panel of people that you can't work because you fucked-up your wrists because you jerk off too much. Maybe you should try the "Pocket Pussy." Or try keeping your bunched up hand stationary, while using your hips to pump your cock in and out of your greasy fist. Just a thought.


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    i've been caught so many times its not even funny.

    first of all my parents are very open to sexuality. when i was like 5 i was constantly fiddling around, not actually masturbating but playing. My mother taught me that this was OK, but not to do it in public.
    I first learnt to actually masturbate and climax on a vacation in australia.
    I was like 10 or 11. Once I learnt this new cool experience, I would masturbate every night. I didn't have any semen yet, so I could reach a climax and keep going or wait a few minutes and then continue.
    We were on vacation so we all slept together in one hotel room, I was usually on the floor with a sleeping bag. *WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP* against the sleeping bag blanket for like 2 hours every night. My parents said nothin, and I thought I was being prefectly discreet.
    After a few weeks of the vacation I stopped doing this for some reason.(vacation lasted 3 months, it was a world-wide family tour)

    When I was 14 or so I would jack off to porn in front of my laptop. No lock on my door, I was facing the door sideways so if you walked in you wouldn't be able to see my screen, nor get in properly cuz i put a chair in front of the door, my excuse for that was "moving stuff around". I konw my mom guessed what i was doing in there alot, and one time she was pissed cuz of a bad day and just braged in this time, without politely saying my door is stuck. She saw the porn on my comp, and I'm damn sure she saw my hand on my dick under the table. She took it fairly well, and said porn was bad but didn't mention any masturbation. Other times I have been on my bed with my laptop in front of my legs and jackin under the covers, and she'll walk in, I'll quickly close the media player and hide my activities under the sheets. Duh everyone knows what I've been doing. It still bugs me tho

    damn i wrote alot ^^
     

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    Yeah I gues that is fcken hilarious. But hey the squgglies are awesome! They teased ya so well!

    lmao@the half naked dad one, I've had that happen as well.

    cbris: gotta love the times you think about all the "discreet" sessions you had, and knowing they werent so "discreet" after all!

    =P
     

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    Well I haven't been caught as such although I'm pretty sure the boys I lived with at the time knew I was using the detachable shower head for something other than its intended use but couldn't prove anything.

    I have busted heaps of boyfriends/guy friends doing it though. One time, I walked into a friend's rooms on uni res, knocked on his bedroom door and he ran out (presumably before I could walk in), zipping up his pants. Only - he didnt have jocks on and the inevitable happened, he got pubic hair and god knows what else caught in his zipper. He admitted later he was going for gold before I knocked.

    I'm pretty sure it hurt. A lot. I don't really know because I was too busy laughing. Poor bastard. Nothing's sacred on uni residences.

     

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    Poor boy.. I'll bet it made your day though huh?
     

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    Ahh the good old "have u been caught" thread...
    Been caught a couple times the worst one would have been when i was about 16.
    Its 2 AM, school holidays everyone is asleep (or so i thought). The computer room was at the other end of the house, all lights are off, door is closed (no lock on the door). So im going for it, media player opened, maximised uno the deal and shorts + boxers down to my ankles. Dad walks in. What do i go for first? turb off the pron or cover myself up? i dive for the mouse... the cursor is going everywhere, couldnt close the bloody thing, not to mention sitting there starkas. In the end i just casually close the window. Dad walks out. Just wanted to die.
    The next day he sat me down and gave me the 'masturbation talk'.... that went for 45 mins +.... it was HELL!
    Quite funny now....
     

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    I must admit the talk would SUCK.. Fortunately my dad doesn't have the heart enough to be a parent to me and I never had to suffer the talk.
     

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    Never got caught, but sometimes my parents will barge in at inoppurtune times and then wonder why Im shitty and tell them to rack off.
     

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    I've never been caught masterbating, altho my mom knows about my toys and such... Man i even try to get caught, adds to the thrill.. on the other hand i have been caught having sex, and because of that my stepdad wont let me have guy'friends' over night anymore... Man im still mad at my mom for telling him.....
     

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    I'll bet that talk sucked "Now soandso, your mom told me aobut what you did"
     

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    One time I was having phone sex with a girl when I was home for christmas, and my mom walked in, I had the blanket over me but my pants were down around my ankles and those were hanging out. I'm not sure if she knew what was going on but she never mentioned it.

    Another time an ex and I were having sex and her friend walked into the house, and came right into the bedroom (the door was locked but if you turned the handle hard you could come in.) We were lying on our side in a spooning position and I had pulled out when her friend walked in, but I slipped back in and was going really slow right in front of her friend (under the blankets.) Her friend had no idea.

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    Originally posted by kennyseven
    Son, thats really too bad, it must be difficult to work or do many things with sore wrists like that. I think you should file for "Permanent Disability". If you apply and are excepted you will never have to work again in your life and they could pay you upwards of 1800.00 dollars a month, maybe more. Not a bad piece of change for doing "fuck all." You just have to convince a panel of people that you can't work because you fucked-up your wrists because you jerk off too much. Maybe you should try the "Pocket Pussy." Or try keeping your bunched up hand stationary, while using your hips to pump your cock in and out of your greasy fist. Just a thought.


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    never thought of that... proabbly why i dont waste time chasing after girls. cause deep down inside i know if all else fails i got the internet, yea dont dog you know i got a foolproof plan
     

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    i dont get caught alot...been damned close alot, but my back is to the door, so i just adjust myself as they come in the room, very uncomfortable convos after that.

    This summer, I got walked in on a few times with this chick, but the last few were so my friends could see her tits, she was sorta embarassed but I couldnt stop laughing. Dorm room, no lock. she's a bit of an exhibitionist/camera whore too so im pretty sure the sex was always better after that....not that the summer is that clear.
    Last edited by hashish2020; 22-12-2003 at 04:49.
     

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    Originally posted by hashish2020
    i dont get caught alot...been damned close alot, but my back is to the door, so i just adjust myself as they come in the room, very uncomfortable convos after that.

    This summer, I got walked in on a few times with this chick, but the last few were so my friends could see her tits, she was sorta embarassed but I couldnt start laughing. Dorm room, no lock. she's a bit of an exhibitionist/camera whore too so im pretty sure the sex was always better after that....not that the summer is that clear.

    Niiiice
     

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    Hmmmmm..... why hasn't dpuerto posted in this thread?
     

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    LOL!!!

    I was kind of wondering the same thing... Maybe he fell off a cliff? And wheres butros? He seems to be annoying enough to post something stupdly ridiculous in here.
     

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