they would be SOOO lucky to find you... (merged)

they would be SOOO lucky to find you...

yup...

What makes you the shit? Why will someone get down on their knees and thank their lucky stars when they find you? Or if you're with them right now, what should they appreciate about the wonderful creature that you are?

There is NO PLACE for modesty in this thread. All modesty will be spotted and quickly eliminated!! No apologies...bring it on!

well come on fizzy, out with it... we need your answer as an example

- Kelle

Someone, one day, will be lucky to have me because I:

can cook anything from gourmet to southern delicacies

understand big words

enjoy watching tv shows like Most Extreme elimanation Challenge

know how to live well off little money

can drink like a fish, and probably drink you under the table

like my steaks still mooing

impress most moms

own a catholic schoolgirl outfit, a french maid's uniform, and a little red riding hood costume

lost most of my inhibitions around the age of 21

like anal sex

give good head

swallow

don't really have to cuddle at night when i sleep

hate fat-free foods

buy my own diamonds

have nice eyes and red hair

remind people of anniversaries and birthdays b/c i forget them myself

i think masturbation rocks...and porn...and most of all sex

i can dance, love dancing, and am not self-conscious about dancing

my mom is 50 and hot...it bodes well for my future

i'll sit at a bar and make comments WITH you about other girls

i enjoy NOT wearing bras and i have decent cleavage

i don't expect a man to support me

i love people that are passionate about what they do in life, no matter how much money it makes them

hehe kelle..i knew it'd take a while...

^ i'll get to my list but your list rocks. you rock.

alasdair

fizzygirl said:

own a catholic schoolgirl outfit,

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mmmmmm

ok my list. hmmm

i love to party.

not afraid of comitment.

i am very smart at anything i put my mind too

i am moving my way up the chain in the IT business

i never expect to be suported financialy by a GF

larger than average penis size (my GF calls it the bitch spliter )

love eating pussy.

would eat pussy all day if i was aloud.

an very open minded and would forfill about 99% of girls fanticys. (even if it didn't get my rocks off just knowing its something she has been fantisising about is an ultra turn on)

i'd like to see a woman try to pull my sex drive down.

parents love me, they think i'm a derro until i start talking to them and they see i'm quite smart.

am great at keeping up a converstaion to most people

am very funny.

have awesome freinds. if your around us and not laughing their is something wrong.

thats about all i could think of

i'm just dead sexy.
period.

Ego... come hither and talk.

I possess what's good and worthwhile from masculinity and feminity to make a unique, balanced and awesome person.

I'm mature enough to gain the respect, friendship and even envy of people twice my age, but can also waste a perfectly good few hours playing in a sandpit with kids.

*VROOOOOOMMM*

*ahem*

Three things I do extremely well and have a natural gift for; singing, dancing and fucking. Unfortunately, it's difficult to do all three at once, but I will keep trying.

I like housework.

I'm a romantic, I believe in true love and that fairytales aren't just for kids.

I listen well and talk with honesty and intelligence. I am a very cunning linguist in multiple respects.

I'm generally a positive person with a cheerful disposition, I bring light wherever I roam and have always had a natural gift for talking and making people laugh.

I can be devastatingly charming.

My smile is unique among the cosmos, it's the infectious type that can turn a dull, quiet club night into the rocking-est party in the state.

I try to use my powers for good rather than evil.

I set a high standard of personal integrity and though I sometimes fall below those standards, I believe every new day is a chance to be a better person.

When I party, I'm always last man standing.

I don't practice deception and I admit my faults.

I'm naturally a very modest person which is why I feel guilty writing a post that uses the word 'I' so much.

I look forward to reading other posts in this thread if anyone else's ego can squeeze past mine and find some more room in here.

"An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me."
- Ambrose Bierce

well i already have someone who appreciates these things about me:

my smile

my dorky sense of humor

that i'm giving

my cuteness

i'm usually happy and positive

i'm sweet

i'm motivated and trying to achieve my dreams

i like to have fun, but i'm not out of control

i have the softest skin ever and i'm very cuddley

my silliness

i love to love

Ermm I dont know why but everyone I meet or talk to all say my bf is really lucky to have me maybe its just the way I come over on first impressions. If I have to list my qualities Id say:

1. Easy to talk to/get on with

2. I get on with everyone

3. Iv got a serious side and a wild side

4.I always put my bf first

5. I can be all cute and girly

6. Can be romantic or very bad

7. Iv been told Im extremely pretty and well sexy

8. And Im too modest for this thread - as I was writing each of them I was thinking this is what other people say about me not what I think I do.

(I'm a guy... thats informative, not part of the thread )

I've been told I'm pretty good looking
I have a decent body
I'm very sweet and caring for those I love.
I have a wide variety of interests
I love good music (read: uplifting trance, hard trance, happy hard, oldskool rave, breaks, dnb)
I have aspirations in life -- I want to do something meaningful
I take pride in my studies and do very well at them
I am serious and mature when the time calls...
...and playful, crazy and insane when its fun time...
I'm told I'm a lot of fun to be around
I *LOVE* to party!
I stand up for what I believe in.
I constantly try to better myself, and help others achieve their goals.
I've got a great sense of humour.
I ski, do karate, and am a top notch rifle shooter :D In the past have also sailed, windsurfed, played tennis and soccer.
I treat my girl #1... always doing stuff for her, always caring... this includes buying random pressies, just because I can, to show my love.
I *LOVE* cuddles
I've got a wicked tongue... been told I'm a very good muff diver.
I LOVE muff diving and making my girl scream
I sing, everything from classical to barbershop.
I love dancing! Nothing like having a good stomp!

i'm bald
i wear glasses
i'm fat
my dick is small
i cum after 45 seconds
i'm out all night at stripclubs drinking beer with my friends
i do cocaine for breakfast
i hate giving head
when i'm home, i lay on the couch and watch soccer and porn
i'm not romantic
...
...
i'm filthy rich

hmmm...i wish.

i suck at theese things, if i get a question like this on a job interview, i usually just make a run for it. you should just call my girlfriend, maybe she nows. hehe.

-i have many guy friends, so i tend to be "one of the guys" when hanging out.... nothing offends me or bothers me....

-im an exotic dancer... i love to give my man lap dances....

-i love to suck dick AND eat pussy (if i could do both at one time, id be the happiest woman in the world).... and love threesomes (mmf and ffm)....

-i have a very fucked up sense of humor

-i am a very loyal friend, a shoulder to cry on, and unliscensed "therapist"....

-some people are intimidated by my porn collection (yay porn!)

-ive been told i should give classes on how to give the best blowjob.... and i love to swollow....

-i would rather watch cheesy slasher flicks than romantic movies....

-my sex drive makes it so that im rarely satisfied.... i can have the most amazing mindblowing sex, and STILL be ready for more and more and more and more....

-i LOVE anal

-i am very vocal and crazy during sex (i dont just lay there like a bump on a log)

-even though i dont really get into football too much (unless its the steelers...), i enjoy watching it.... i will NEVER change the channel during a football game

-i have a huge collection of sex toys

-i do not wear bras or panties when i go out

-i hate wearing clothes, so when i am home i am always naked

-i make the best damn barbeque spareribs with potato chunks

-i do not like people spending money on me and buying me presents

-i love buying people presents

-i do not like jewelry, and if someone feels the need to buy me a ring, the diamond better not be more than 1/4 karat, or i will not accept it... diamonds arent this girls best friend....

-i love giving backrubs, especially after my man has a long night at work

-i can dress and act girlie if the mood strikes me....

-i own a school girl outfit, vinyl french maid outfit, little red riding hood costume, a snow white costume, and about $3000 in costumes for work....

-i own stillettoes (like what dancers used to wear before platforms became popular), and 2 pairs of platforms.... but i will also have no problems wearing my 10 year old, beat to hell and back with holes in them dr.martens...

-i have the most awesome legs, and a perfect, round ass....

-with my temper and big mouth, i never need a guy to defend me...

I'm probably one of the nicest people on the planet...
However, also one of the most honest.

I love women, period. All shapes, sizes and colors.

I know how to compromise, and how the game of give and take is played.

I am patient to a fault.

I'm tall (6'2"), dark (olive complected and dark brown hair, hazel eyes) and handsome (at least some people think so).
Thankfully I'm so tall you can hardly see where all my hair is falling out.

I have a decent sized cock. It's not a porn cock, but bigger than average.

I will go to any length to help a loved one.

I'm older... I've been around. I'm experienced .

I don't scare easily... there isn't much you can say to me that will make me flinch.

I give without expecting anything in return... however, I ALWAYS try to repay what has been given to me.

I love eating pussy and I'm pretty fucking good at it. I'm not blowing my own horn here... treat me right and you might get a demonstration.

When I smile, I mean it.

I won't stick it in your ass unless you ask for it.

I've seen the light, I have been enlightened, I am at one with nature.

I'm spontaneous... and yet responsible (well, a little). Odd combo, but I've been able to pull it off for several years.

I will be your best friend, if you just treat me right.

I am very forgiving... I never forget, but I will forgive.

I think that everyone deserves a second chance.

I have no faults, just interesting quirks that add to my already sparkling personality.

I can have fun, even if it's pouring rain and mud is everywhere (can anyone say Boo7?).

I share.

I love unconditionally, however I expect the same in return.
I'd like to say that again, because it sounds vaugely important ... I love unconditionally, however I expect the same in return.

I will bring you wild flowers in the spring and summer.

I like to go shopping with my woman, as long as we get to go home with SOMETHING... I hate window shopping. I'll even shop for the most rediculous things with you.

I think that sex is a 5k run, not the 100 yard dash. I may be out of my "prime" years, whatever the fuck that means,... but I give it my all, every time.

I think you have to take it past where you found it... whatever that means... old negro wisdom I suppose.

I am a great communicator (in my own mind at least)... I don't believe in leaving things unsaid most of the time.

I think discipline is the most important thing in a person's growth. I believe in discipline when it comes to raising children, AND adults.

I feel that things of small importance should be taken seriously, and things of great importance should be taken lightly. However, I rarely ever sweat the small (or the big) stuff.

I am not opposed to sharing you with another girl in bed...but be ready for my competitive side to come out and try to out do the other chick.

I like to fuck. And I like to fuck hard. Love making will usually sit on the side lines for me.

My body gets super hot when I sleep, so you wont need much heat outside of the covers if you're with me

I have stilettos and I know how to work them

Im small, so I wont hog up the room in the shower.

I can talk baseball all day long (and know what the hell Im talking about)


Great Thread!

:D

I'm a tall leggy blonde with blue eyes

My mom (who I look like a carbon copy of) is 48 and looks 35

I'm a people person... not only will your mom dad brothers and sisters love me, but so will your boss your buds and your mailman.

I don't have a preconcieved notion about the "type" of person I'm looking for... I figure when I find someone we'll just click.

I have a great family.

I've seen enough to know that money can't buy happiness. I'd rather be poor and with the person that makes me happy.

I went to a catholic girls school. Not only do I have the uniform, I have the mindset too.

I never have and never will cheat on anyone.

I like to play poker.

I like to watch sports on TV.

I talk dirty in bed.

I like doing nice things for people.

I have a naive sense of right and wrong and I trust people to a fault.

I cry just as much when I'm happy as I do when I'm sad.

I get angry, but I get over it.

I'm sarcastic as all fuck.

I'll make you laugh after a bad day.

I'll stay up until 2am just talking to you if you need someone to talk to.

I'll tell you what I'm thinking.

I'll tell you a story.

No one has better taste than me in movies, books and restaurants.

I will never just order a salad when we go out to dinner.

I'll make you eggs and coffee in the morning.

I still sleep with a baby blanket.

I won't put up with your bullshit.

I'll make it a point to tell you that I love you every day.

someone's gonna be so lucky to have me one day

i have the best taste in music, which is rivaled only by one other person i know.

i take after my mother when it comes to cooking, who takes after her mother, and so forth. i grill a mean steak (even though i don't so much like them) and KNOW that guys prefer cold beer and pizza over almost any other food.

i was once told to "never ever stop sucking dick."

i've never lied to a guy i was dating about anything. i believe honesty is the absolute BEST policy (excuse the cliche).

i would never cheat on a guy. there was one time in my life where i can say i legitimately cheated, and even so--- my boyfriend at the time laughed at me when i "admitted" to my so-called cheating.

i'm basically a guy. i love to shoot pool and watch sports- except basketball, im really not a fan- and can bong a beer like a goddamned pro. video games and bowl packs take up my summer. but at the same time, i know how to work my sexy, girly side.

on that note, people say i can change my look 5000 ways--- one day i'll be in a skirt and heels, the next i'll be in linen and bama rags, the next i'll be in PJs, the next i'll be in cropped pants and stilletos... one day my hair will be curls, the next poker straight, the next in a messy mop atop my head. i'm most comfortable in sweats and flip flops.

i think i look better without makeup. i've been told i look better when i first wake up than before i go to sleep. i know i look better wet.

i tan easily... and hate tan lines.

i hate clothes. i sit around naked all day. i want to start a nudist colony in my bedroom.

i love my boobs. everyone else does, too.

i love to serve others. whether it's throwing a party or being a slave in a bed, it's fun.

i can sing.

i'm not a bitch.

this was so hard. it took me forever to write.

Reasons why a guy would be lucky to have me:

I have very long shiny hair, beautiful eyes and a smile that lights up a room

I have a great cleavage and am not opposed to flashing my boobies at you in public when everyone else's back is turned

I have a sense of humour and most importantly can laugh at myself

I own a very short summer school dress, leather bustier and knee high boots and a latex bra/g-string and i adore posing for photos in all of the above.

I would probably make home porn with you

I will watch porn with you... in fact I buy my own

I do a great lasange, beef stew, apple pies and muffins (comfort food is my specialty), and there's nothing I like better than looking after a man

I'll let you watch sport or get pissed with your mates while I go shopping

Let's do lots of drugs together!

I like swingers parties and will happily watch you kiss/fondle another woman, so long as I can join in

I have a have a university degree and can talk on most subjects

I'm well travelled - Europe, UK, Ireland - and would love to travel more

I am a talented writer and you'll be proud to see my name in magazines

I will get along with every single one of your mates and have their numbers in my mobile phone within a month

If you are sad, you could not find a better shoulder to cry on

I'm a big dag and not afraid to admit it - if you want someone who's trendy and pretentious, look elsewhere

I have the ability to see the best parts in everyone - I will encourage you to dream big and believe in yourself.

hmmmm....I make the best girlfriend ever

*Parents usually love me, especially moms
*i'm pretty damn low maintenance
*I have awsome taste in music
*I LOVE sex
*I swallow
*I can check out girls with you
* i love nasty little bars, and can probably beat you in darts and a beer chugging contest
*I'm a pretty cheap date...give me a pabst blue ribbon and a slice of pizza with a funny conversation and i'm set
*I am versatile...i can handle myself out to dinner with your parents as well as chilling with your boys
* I never hold a grudge
*I have a great sense of humor...from intelligent witty humor to downright retarded stupid shit
* i have a mouth like a sailor but a smile like a princess
* i have a nice rack
*I'm loyal as a puppy (I've never cheated on anyone)
* I can talk your ear off and tell entertaining stories
*I can listen to you for hours upon hours about whatever is on your mind
*I love buying gifts
*I like watching football
*I'm easy to please, but always eager to please
*I can act like im 10 and do cartwheels in the park with you
*i like to cause havoc and trouble with you not for you
*I never want to see you sad, and do whatever i have to to make you smile
*I try NOT to be like other girls
*I'll be your best friend!