And paedophiles usually have dicks, ergo, any person with a Y chromosome and a functioning SRY gene is a child rapist. 'probably' and 'fell down the stairs' is like claiming somebody was killed by a T-rex after drinking water, since that water contained hydrogen atoms that at one time might, possibly have passed through and out of a dino, which may or may not have been a T-rex, and if so, potentially in a stream of piss, which got on a thorn and gave a cave-man a fatal infection. (yes, I know the gap in historical time is way too long for the two to coincide, but the quality of said journalism is about that bad)
LSD is about one of the most physically benign drugs going, and aside from being a bit rough on the stomach I have a hard time seeing 1p-LSD as hideously toxic. Christ fucking wept.....journo wankers of that caliber need to be force-fed white phosphorus, staked from beak to bottom and spitroasted slowly over an open fire. Fuckin' cockroaches.