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08-05-2003, 08:37
Thats a ripper of an article choaa ;) nice one! =D

08-05-2003, 10:47
i am a lucky, lucky girl =D

Mrs S. :)

14-05-2003, 01:17
what would be the average size u rekon? once u post the average siza lol i mite think bout posting mine *cough*

14-05-2003, 02:49

15-05-2003, 03:00
What is the right position to measure it from? Is it from the front or back?

15-05-2003, 03:23
well round *edited* 8( ill delete this soon *cough*

15-05-2003, 03:35
Originally posted by AussieRaver
well round 17cm or 6.6inches 8( ill delete this soon *cough*

as in circumference, or as in it's "well rounded"? anyway, thumbs-up to the two guys who've actually committed (not to mention waz :)) to telling all. won't be hearing from me though :)

15-05-2003, 04:29
three thumbs up, in fact :o

If anyone is actually interested, ill measure when i get home :\

15-05-2003, 13:16
Some penis stories of famous celebs

Some come from Internet newsgroups (alt.showbiz.gossip & alt.gossip.celebrities), books (Penis Size and Enlargement), tabloids (e.g., The Star) and newsletters (like Chuck Thomspon's)

Here are some of the secrets they revealed about who really measures up-and which guys aren't lucky stiffs.

Very hung men in Hollywood have been called "Hollywood loaves" (and the women who go after them "size queens"). No one disputes that some men who belong to this coveted club are:

Liam Neeson: According to an article in Penthouse, actress Dana Delany once said that if Liam Neeson, James Woods, and Ed Begley Jr., were placed in the same room, there wouldn't be room for anyone else.

Bruce Willis: He was exposed in "The Color of Night." According to Chuck Thompson's amazing newsletter (filled with stories about celebrity penises and even an occasional photo), in the director's cut, one can still ''ogle Bruce's big thick circumcised shlong. . . . There's almost more hair down there than on his head. . . . Keep it coming! We want to die hard."

Sean Connery: When he was young, he posed nude in art classes-and supposedly caused at least one artist to drop her pencil.

David Letterman: One of his fans has created a Web site called "Dave's Basket," consisting of various shots of Dave "stretching out" his jeans.

Warren Beatty: According to Penis Size and Enlargement, Shirley MacLaine, Warren Beatty's sister, once said that she wanted to be in a movie with her brother so she could see what all the fuss was about.

Don Johnson: He's said to be as big around as a beer can.

Others with a mountain of evidence stacked up against them:

Patrick Stewart
Peter Lawford
Brendan Fraser
Rob Lowe
Harrison Ford
Ryan O'Neal
David Duchovny
Alex Baldwin
Charles Bronson
Jack Nicholson
Jason Priestly
James Caan
Jim Carrey
Matt Dillon
Woody Harrelson
Tommy Lee Jones
Lyle Lovett
Bruce Jenner
Jason Patric
Robert Redford
Jimmy Smits
Christopher Reeve
Kiefer Sutherland
Steve Martin
Michael Caine
Dolph Lundgren
Sean Penn
Dick Cavett

The Legend Lives On

Did Elvis belong to the "National Endowment of the Arts?" He used to refer to his pole as "Little Elvis," but he also once described Little Elvis as "a big ole ugly Hillbilly pecker." So who knows whether he left women all shook up or not.

John Wayne was probably more of a duchess than a duke. Photos of him in women's clothes, complete with pocketbook, appeared in the tabloids.

Frank Sinatra was so endowed that one of his wives, famous actress Ava Gardner, said of him, "He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock."

Clark Gable was called the King of Hollywood, but an old-time movie star once said that he was so small, he was practically the Queen of Hollywood.

Errol Flynn was so hung that he entertained Hollywood partygoers by playing "You Are My Sunshine" on the piano-using only his organ.

A few other well-endowed old-timers:

Charlie Chaplin's tool was referred to as "the eighth wonder of the world."

Gary Cooper was supposedly "hung like a horse."

Ernest Hemingway was "like a 30-30 rifle shell."

Roddy McDowall was not only endowed but flexible, and supposedly performed self-fellatio in front of others as a "party trick."

To be posted next (when I get around to it -- why don't you buy the book in the meantime?) from Greta Garbage's OUTRAGEOUS Bathroom Book: the next section titled "Tiny Meat or Hamster Hung? - Who's NOT Hung in Hollywood."

Taken from here (http://www.gretagarbage.com/chapter.html)

*edit* and some games you can play if you are hung here (http://portalol.no.sapo.pt/fotografias/penis.htm)

15-05-2003, 14:36
Referring to your link ^^ that stuff looks like what the dudes do on Puppetry of the Penis!

Is v. funny show, saw it last time they were in Brissy =D

15-05-2003, 14:50
Originally posted by *sunflower*
Referring to your link ^^ that stuff looks like what the dudes do on Puppetry of the Penis!

Is v. funny show, saw it last time they were in Brissy =D

Exactly.. And I've been doing those tricks at pubs many years before the puppetry guys made a hit show out of it. *snaps fingers* My dick could've made me r(in)famous! heh. Well , err, it actually has hasn't it fellow Melbourne (and other states) bluelighters :p

16-05-2003, 10:39
well im bang on average... if the figures (http://www.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/~amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm) are right :\

Ill thank wazza, for putting the above linked site, cos i wouldnt have said shit otherwise... :)


16-05-2003, 10:55
Well then ... I can report. I am quite happy with my 6.5 inches then. Or 16.5cm for those who like it in metric.

Riot Grrrl
16-05-2003, 16:27
hehe, i made one of my ex's measure it.
The results were quite astounding. I have yet to come across anything bigger.. and to be frank, i'd be scared if i did.

Oh yeah, chicks don't measure their boobs.. it's not that easy. It's all about the cup sizes boys

Thanx for the extra info Wazza
but Brendan Fraser .. i wouldn't of thought. Even though the guy is pretty tall and built.

Which comes to another thing guys. Does your height and body mass matter in the contribution to size? The taller you are the bigger? Sorry if this is coming off topic in some sort of way

aka scary
17-05-2003, 12:41
well im 6'3" and just bit over average if that helps
i doubt body mass has much to do with it though

Queen Beat
19-05-2003, 15:39
*cough* happy queenbeat *cough*


21-05-2003, 09:14
1.5 inches of love.

-plaz out-

23-05-2003, 06:53
Originally posted by plazma
1.5 inches of love.

-plaz out-

That's being generous.


29-05-2003, 03:06
you sure its inches plaz?

29-05-2003, 03:14
I like a good sized penis, not disgustingly huge though u must understand. Ive had one of those before. Shit did I freak out the first time I saw it. Just think 'Boogie Nights'
I was with this guy once that had this cone shaped dick; fat at the base and small and sorta pointy at the top YUK!:X

Jungle Bunny
22-06-2003, 13:03
Yeah, I was dared to though. The pressure man the pressure.


22-06-2003, 17:19
8 inch, 1% of the population is like me, i feel special!!!


Euphoric Bliss
25-06-2003, 15:40
hmm i find it hard to believe it when a lot of guys say they havent measured, i think u have...i know most girls would if they had a dick, lol

23-10-2005, 04:58
1.5 inches of love.

Wow, it musta grown over the last couple of years, now I wield a full 1.8 inches of lurve. =D ;)

-plaz out-

23-10-2005, 05:26
Hmmm... What a thread, full of insight & wisdom...

Well. Let's talk about Mini-FaTz

I'll Admit, my Penis isn't long. And it isn't thin. It's deffinatly no Milkshake Straw.
My penis is like a Cube. It's mightyyyy thick, and it's as long as it is thick. I like to think of it kind of like a rubix cube. Square, Colourful & the more you twist and turn it the more satisfaction at the end :D

23-10-2005, 06:28
Fatz I sincerely hope that you're not implying that by the end it's a different colour on each side. ;)

-plaz out-

23-10-2005, 06:36
I was wondering if any chicks have ever got frustrated and thrown it out of a window. Or tried to cheat by ripping it apart and putting it back together so it looks like they finished. ;)

23-10-2005, 07:33
lol - dumbest thread ever.
Yes - not cos i was curious about its length, cos its the way i can get off

Mine comes in 3 unique flavours a variety of in-season colours, its black listed as an illegal substance and is on the FBI most wantedd list due to the trail of ruined lives its left in its wake

Oh - its also got an arts degree

Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day

Raving Loony
23-10-2005, 07:40
ROFL @ josh_nexus & Fatz!

23-10-2005, 08:23
I'd definately measure if I was a guy!

I suspect 'most' gentlemen who don't admit to this as bullshit artists.

23-10-2005, 08:41
ah man...wazza and his infamous pee pee. it should have had its own bluelight account for a while there cos we were all so well acquainted with it.

it would be remiss of me to say i wouldnt measure my own cock if i had one cos of course i would. having seen many a pee pee in my day (not that many but enough) i can confidently say bigger is by no means better. bigger hurts! however small does nothing. its all about the girth rather than the length.

by the way i am sat-is-FIED with my man. it's not just size but how you use it ;)

24-10-2005, 04:30
Yes measured.
Reason? Well curiosity and g/f's request.

10 inches of dangling fury. ;)
(Hah always wanted to use that line :p)

24-10-2005, 04:35
^^^So after you cleaned up the dangler from your rear, what was your penis length?

24-10-2005, 04:40
Oh, nearly forgot. :p

They don't call me Jelly Bean man for nothing you know.

24-10-2005, 04:44
Have you ever measured your penis size. Can't say I ever have, no interest in it. It does a fine job if I may say so myself. Haqve you measured it? If so, any particular reason why? If not, any reasons why not?

And for the vain, you can post measurements if you care. =D

*EDIT* Girls, what are your thoughts? Do you like big, small, HUGE, whatever? Do you like to know your man (or current partner :P)'s penis size? Add whatever comments you like :)

Liar, you measure me at least three times a day.

24-10-2005, 05:15
^^ LOL

*deep beath* ... actually .. on second thought. I really dont want to talk to you

24-10-2005, 13:31
i only measured mine coz i hated the fuck sitting next to me. so i took his ruler, went hard and measured up, and gave him back his ruler.

24-10-2005, 15:50
For the quick measurement without whipping it out, stretch out your hand and measure the distance between the tip of the index finger and thumb. It's about the same as your length.

Anyone who wants to know mine should shake my hand.

25-10-2005, 09:47
Why would I do that when you've been holding it against your dick?

25-10-2005, 09:54
Would you rather see the genuine article? After all, anyone can lie about a number.

25-10-2005, 09:58
Hmm, see another man's penis that isn't involved in a porno? No thanks.

I have a 12" penis.... around.... think about it ;)

26-10-2005, 04:04
For the quick measurement without whipping it out, stretch out your hand and measure the distance between the tip of the index finger and thumb. It's about the same as your length.

Anyone who wants to know mine should shake my hand.
Why would I pass up an opportunity to whip it out?

Why would I do that when you've been holding it against your dick?

So you can see if his hand is still warm obviously!

27-10-2005, 13:24
by my calculations Grant, your penis is 9.7cm thick at its widest point...

27-10-2005, 15:55
btw +1

28-10-2005, 02:01
^^^waoh that was useful info.

30-10-2005, 14:39
yes, well, i'm sure there's a topic floating around here somewhere.

so y'all get back to measuring your cocks please.

31-10-2005, 06:38

Come on, who hasn't?

Bout 6.5 at my end. Maybe a little more if I'm very excited.

Pop Popavich
31-10-2005, 06:45
Bout 6.5 at my end.

How long is the other end?

Son of Samurai
31-10-2005, 12:47

31-10-2005, 14:20
when i was alot younger... not recently