I have developed the best Toss N' Wash kratom dosing method over the last few years of daily use.
I've been using Kratom for 3 years now and still am in love with it. It saved me from a highly expensive and crippling Oxy lifestyle. My favorite kratom has always been Bali. Anyway, I thought I would share my kratom intake method. This is THE BEST WAY you can eat kratom and minimize the effects of the horrible aftertaste. This is best for the daily user since eating kratom is never an enjoyable experience. And if you're like me, it tastes nastier every time if I do anything other than this method. I have to use water if I have nothing else and its god awful. I've thrown it back up immediately after taking the first gulp when I used water. Yuck!! If I must use H2O, Ice water softens the blow. Anyway, enough with the ramble.
What you'll need:
- kratom
- can of frozen orange juice concentrate from the store (costs me $1.50 at a very popular supermarket). Makes 48 ounces per can.
You're guzzling the OJ in 2 seconds. It doesn't have to be the fancy fresh squeezed stuff. By the way...I tried cranberry juice, sunny d, grape juice, apple juice, Hi-C, and even pineapple juice in the past. OJ by far takes the cake with masking the kratom bitterness.
- 12 oz Tropicana/Minute Maid orange juice bottle (empty)
- old empty small prescription pill bottle
- pocket-sized digital scale
- plastic spoon
- a sweet treat for the very end (to rid any lingering aftertaste)
Steps:
1. The first thing you do is measure out your kratom dose. I measure 8 grams with a little digital scale I bought on that one popular really big rainforest website
for like 8 bucks. I set the empty prescription bottle on the scale, reset the scale at 0.0, then I spoon-in 8 grams of Bali into the bottle.
2. When your dose is ready, take the pitcher of OJ and pour a small amount into the 12oz orange juice bottle, using 4 ounces of OJ (or 2 grams of kratom per ounce of OJ). Make sure the orange juice is nice and real cold when you add to the 12oz bottle.
3. Next, empty the entire bottle contents of kratom into the Tropicana bottle (small OJ bottles have little openings, so a small pill bottle makes it easier to quickly dump the kratom into the oj bottle).
4. Tighten the cap onto the 12oz OJ bottle and shake rigorously. Give it at least 40 good continuous shakes (or shake rigorously for 15 seconds).
Now you are ready to drink. I advise you doing the remaining steps as quickly as possible. Once you drink the kratom, the bitter aftertaste will start building in your mouth after 10 seconds.
5. As soon as you finish shaking the kratom and oj together in the 12oz bottle, stand in front of the sink and immediately drink it down as quickly as possible. Once empty, put a splash of tap water in the 12oz bottle, cap the bottle, give 2-3 good shakes, uncap, and drink the splash of water.
This will keep you from wasting kratom leftover in the bottle. Rinse the 12oz bottle with tap water to wash out any lingering kratom debris, then fill halfway with water and swish your mouth with the water at least twice.
6. Then eat something sweet. I always eat 2 Hershey Kisses after "doing the juice".
Extra Things to Know:
- Either store the empty 12oz bottle without the cap on, or add 4oz orange juice in the bottle and place in the fridge for the next dose.
- Over time your 12oz bottle will start getting dirty from repetitive kratom use. I get a new one every month. But you can clean with soap and water and use the bottle indefinitely too. When I'm strapped for cash I'll clean the bottle every few weeks.
It sounds like a lot to go through, but trust me, it doesnt take long to master the process. It takes me 3 minutes to do everything from measuring out the kratom dose to eating my sweet treat. Hope this makes your experience as painless as possible!