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Self BLOWJOB & Self FUCK TUTORIAL

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Grigore

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1. Self Blowjob

Exercises to gain the necessary mobility:

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First,you must stretch yourself in these positions every day for a week.
After a week,you will find out in which position you are the closest to your dick.
After that,you must stick with your chosen position and try to give your penis a lick.
If you don't yet succeed,remember,practice is all you need!

Also,put your hands behind your legs and push on them so you can force yourself a bit and get much closer to your cock.


2. Self Fuck

There are 2 important methods here.

1. Twist your balls so much that your dick is now under your balls and your balls are where your dick should be and stretch your cock towards your asshole as much you can until you will eventually reach it.
2. Find the gap between your balls and press your dick on that gap while getting closer and closer to your asshole by stretching your cock.

try both and see which one suits you the best and practice until you can do it.
you need to be semi-erect when you try it in order to be able to stretch your dick.



Position 2 consists in lying on your back,with your feet in the air.


~Advantages:

1.When you self fuck,you get 2 types of orgasm:dick orgasm and prostate orgasm(you can have multiple prostate orgasm)
Also,you can have those 2 orgasms simultaneous,from personal experience,there is no woman that can give you as much pleasure as YOU can give to yourself.
If having a normal orgasm is nice,a double orgasm makes you feel like you're in heaven.
2.You don't need to confront women and their problems,you don't need to listen to their bullshit anymore.
3.You don't need to pay a dinner for two,the only person you need to pay anything for is yourself.
4.You won't have anymore fights,you won't need to jack off when she's on her period.
5.You are free to do it whenever you want.
6.You don't need to look good,as long as you accept yourself and practice the exercises mentioned above,you can satisfy yourself whenever you want better than a women.
7.There is no more fear of rejection.
8.You can't break up with yourself.
9.You are much more independent and confident,you will no longer need to beg and please everyone else to receive what you want.
10.Doing this involves much less work than the work and social skills that are involved in making a woman fall in love.

Just think about this,think for a minute so you will become conscious of the incredible advantages.
If all men knew about this,we would need women only occasionally.
 
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Why don't you just get other people to do it for you ie get laid
Seems like a lot less work than this shit lmao
 
Why don't you just get other people to do it for you ie get laid
Seems like a lot less work than this shit lmao

You can do this whenever you want,you don't need anyone else,you just need yourself,you don't need someone else to be in the mood to do it with/for you.
The work is totally worth it.
When you blow yourself/fuck yourself you get an intense feeling of satisfaction and independence.It also gives you confidence and it's an incredibly pleasant form of masturbation.
I don't think it's so easy to find a girlfriend that would blow you whenever you want,by trying the methods listed above,you can satisfy yourself whenever you want,without begging anyone.
 
I don't think it's so easy to find a girlfriend that would blow you whenever you want

au contraire. we exist, you just gotta be worth it, and as interested in making her happy as you are in her making you happy. If I'm really into a guy I'd pretty much never refuse him a blowjob. But then, if I'm into him, I like doing it, so it's really not a chore.
 
au contraire. we exist, you just gotta be worth it, and as interested in making her happy as you are in her making you happy. If I'm really into a guy I'd pretty much never refuse him a blowjob. But then, if I'm into him, I like doing it, so it's really not a chore.

compromises..compromises
you need to please others in order to be pleased by others
why not get out of that vicious cycle and get satisfaction from both worlds by doing it for yourself?

I tell you why,because most guys are afraid to try it or they think that self sucking and self fucking is gay.
Well,it's a form of masturbation and it's not gay.
If we judge it in this way,it's more bisexual than gay.
 
compromises..compromises
you need to please others in order to be pleased by others
why not get out of that vicious cycle and get satisfaction from both worlds by doing it for yourself?

I tell you why,because most guys are afraid to try it or they think that self sucking and self fucking is gay.
Well,it's a form of masturbation and it's not gay.
If we judge it in this way,it's more bisexual than gay.

I'm not judging it - if someone wants to do that, more power to them. I can't imagine what it would be like to lick my own pussy... but tbh I don't think I'd like it very much, because I don't like 69ing. I can't concentrate on my own pleasure because I'm working on pleasuring him, and I feel like i can't pleasure him right because I'm too distracted by what he's doing to me :p

But I guess I've never seen a healthy sexual relationship as a "vicious cycle". And I much prefer sex with a partner to sex by myself.. just a personal preference. But hay, if that's your thing, knock yourself out :)
 
I assumed you were trolling, OP. I thought you had to have a rib removed to do that. There was a Marilyn Manson rumor, years ago....
I have "lax joints" and can pop/dislocate a bunch of my joints and am generally pretty, um, bendy.
However, attempting this doesn't hold appeal to me. I've got a girlfriend that takes pride from her skills and derives much pleasure/happiness from giving me oral. So I got that.
Self fucking? That can't be real.... I'm skeptical about the whole thing, honestly. I did happen to see your thread where you also claimed to be able to do the self bj thing..... Haha. IDK.
 
I gotta get serious about this.
+1 Im going to go all out as the thought of sucking my own dick is just to tempting. I will sacrifice myself training as head that is not deepthroat is a fucking waste of time. and am practicing on a vegetable as I type this. You know but in all seriousness it would be really weird to have my dick in my mouth.. Its kinda hard to imagine.. WHAT the hell is the point of sucking our own cock?
 
It's actually been scientifically proven that being pleasured by someone else is WAY more pleasurable than pleasuring your self - because your brain knows what your body is doing and knows it's your own hand, or in this case your own mouth. If your hand and your mouth are nowhere near your parts and your being pleasured, your brain experiences the sensations way more intensely. Hence why getting a real blow job > this , 100% of the time.
 
It's actually been scientifically proven that being pleasured by someone else is WAY more pleasurable than pleasuring your self

I have never met a girl who could jerk me off better than I could wank. Then again I'd much prefer a substandard jerk off with access to a great set of tits so I guess it evens out.

No desire to suck myself off I'm afraid. Who would I get to clean my face up?
 
I have never met a girl who could jerk me off better than I could wank. Then again I'd much prefer a substandard jerk off with access to a great set of tits so I guess it evens out.

No desire to suck myself off I'm afraid. Who would I get to clean my face up?
you would swallow. Can we get a girl tutorial of licking herself out please.
 
It's actually been scientifically proven that being pleasured by someone else is WAY more pleasurable than pleasuring your self - because your brain knows what your body is doing

this makes sense cause when I jerked of with my left hand tonight I got a much better climax.. brain isn't used to the left. Also where did they find all these people who suck and fuck themsefs to provide a big enough segment for a proper scientific study..

you would swallow. Can we get a girl tutorial of licking herself out please.
video version would be highly preferred<3
 
I tell you why,because most guys are afraid to try it or they think that self sucking and self fucking is gay.
Well,it's a form of masturbation and it's not gay.
If we judge it in this way,it's more bisexual than gay.

How the hell would it be bisexual unless you were a hermaphrodite or transgendered? Besides if you're bisexual you're still gay. lulz
 
Looks like that shit might hurt and I might never get out of one of those positions if I try it.. Hah.

And... God, do I wish I didn't click on those nsfw tags nuttynutskin. Ha. Gross.
 
yeah no porn crap in here!

what you post in the lounge is up to you (and the discretion of moderators there) but any more pornographic images will result in the thread being closed
 
yeah no porn crap in here!

what you post in the lounge is up to you (and the discretion of moderators there) but any more pornographic images will result in the thread being closed

Lol I don't post in the lounge, and in all fairness I put NSFW tags on what was posted. I think it was only a matter of time before someone posted something like that. I mean c'mon, the dude is talking about sucking his own dick and worse. Either way, you may want to go back and check out the link the op posted in his first post if porn isn't allowed...



I'm honestly surprised this thread survived this long. lol
 
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yeah no porn crap in here!

what you post in the lounge is up to you (and the discretion of moderators there) but any more pornographic images will result in the thread being closed

I'm sorry for posting any pornographic images.
Those images posted are nothing but yoga poses.
Anyone who has trouble sucking/fucking himself,just post your question here and I will reply and help you. :)


sorry for that link but it's nsfw,nobody is supposed to click on it if they don't want.
I won't post more of that anyway. :D
 
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