Okay, I've come to the conclusion that the reason why it didn't work for me barely at all is due to the fact that I'd eaten a huge meal before taking. So, for the last Eszopiclone pill I had (brand Lunesta) I tried rectal administration for the first time ever in my life.
I followed a really good guide that someone had written here on Bluelight. They told me use a blunt syringe (no needle obviously......not like I have a needle lying around anyways....) and I used around 5mL of water to solute the crushed up Zopiclone as best I could. Zopiclone is only moderately soluble in water, so I shook the pill bottle I had used as a container so it was really cloudy. I stuck the syringe right at the bottom In a hope to get more chuncks into the syringe. And to my amazement, I actually got every single 'drop" into the syringe on my first try (meaning there were no chuncks anywhere in the pill bottle that I could see, so I'm assuming I got 98% of what was there.
Anyways, after this, I layed on my bed took the syringe and slowly started putting it into my anus. I went probably 1 centimeter into my anus and then it started slightly stinging. The pain was enough to make me stop, but I kept the syringe where it was so my anus would adjust to it being there. Then I was able to push it all the way into my anus. I got the syringe right up to the handle. I could also tell that I'd gotten past the muscle that controls.....your butthole, so I pushed down on the plunger.
I was expecting for their to be some sort of stinging pain, but there was no pain at all. Once that was done, I slowly remove the syringe from the inside of my ass. This was a lot less painful (barely painful) than putting it in and once I removed it. Nothing came out! I thought to myself "Yay! I did it right!". The guide told me I should keep laying on my stomach for 15 minutes or so, so the drug would seep down into my intestines.
Within that 5 minutes of doing that, I started noticing incredibly increased effects. Now it was starting to feel exactly like Ambien. I was excited about this. However, the effects just kept coming and coming and coming. Within twenty minutes, I think I was the highest that a Z-Drug had ever made me...ever. Even more so than Ambien. My only appeared to a huge wavy blur and I was definitely seeing hallucinations like Ambien. People everywhere, things on my desk moving by themselves - my mental impairment was huge and it just kept coming. It go to the point that I was so intoxicated that every time I'd attempt to get off my bed, I'd fall flat on my face on the floor and it was everything I could do to just climb back into bed and keep in mind all this had only happen in about 30 minutes!!!
Anyways, I don't remember it happening, but I fell asleep sometime after 30 minutes after-adminitration. So now what? I'm sure I took the Lunesta wrong now. I'm sure that my stomach contents must have reduced it's bioavailability to almost nothing. That, or rectal administration is the greatest thing since diet soda....
I'm sort of wary on Lunesta now. It gave me some great effects when rectally administered, but barely anything at all when taken orally. I'll have to take it on an empty stomach and see if I get a better response.