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Your most HATED (Worthless/Waste of time) Movies (merged)

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Your all time most HATED (Worthless) Movies

This is ALWAYS a fun topic. Here's my list
Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
Armageddon (199 8)
Immediate Family (198 8)
Vulgar (2002)
Brewsters Millions (1983)
Baise Moi (2000)
Once Upon A Crime (1987)
Ishtar (1987)
The Wedding Planner (2001)
The Waterboy (1999)
 
Velvet Goldmine.
I'm still bitter about this worthless piece of shit taking up two hours of my life - it's bad in a way that makes National Socialism seem OK.
 
Pearl Harbor
Legally Blonde
Blair Witch 2
The Ring (the remake)
There's hundreds more, i just can't think of em right now.
 
^^^but it has Olivia Williams. She's cute. But yes, when you have a character by the name of Ford Lincoln Mercury...you got problems.
8mm tops one of my worst movie experiences ever simply because I wanted to see it, and it was like a pie hit me in the face with Joel Schumacher laughing at me for seeing his movie.
Speaking of Joel, both of his batman movies sucked donkey balls as well.
as of recent movies, The Transporter, while displaying some early potential, turned out to be a real shit movie...and I wanted to see that one too...but I guess plots don't come with movies anymore.
 
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Ali
that's it for now, I'll add to this as they come to mind.
 
^^^^ I liked that movie
Freddy Got Fingered... I know, what was I expecting, but ohmygod talk about not fit to wipe your ass with!
Star Wars Episode 1
The Wedding Planner (god I hate J Lo)
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles- I NEVER walk out of movies but that one was too awful for words.
as for Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels- I LOVED that !!
 
Soul Survivors - A total waste of time! Cool cover box design though...
Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator - The title of the movie sounds funny but this movie is an ultra low budget!!!
Last House on the Left - This is absolutely the WORST Wes Craven movie ever made!!!!!!
NEVER EVER watch it!!!!!!!
Get Shorty - This one is a pure dud. It has an all star cast though(How odd).
Halloween - This has got to be the WORST horror movie ever made!!!!! 1st of all the acting is Extremely bad (Except for Donald Pleasance).
2nd, there seems to be a lack of common sense and logic in this movie....... Michael Myers watches his victims in broad daylight wearing a mask and wielding a knife, yet no one seems to notice him.
3rd, the only time Mike Myers actually uses that butcher knife is when he attacks Jamie Lee Curtis.
90% of the time he kills his victims he strangles them to death.
I personally think that this movie recieved too much hype for it to go all the way to Halloween 8.
Priscilla Queen of the Desert & Lie down with the Dogs - I'm not into queer movies so watching commercialized male porno makes me want to vomit!!
The Fear(Not to be confused with FEAR) - Again, cool cover box but the Wooden Mannequin killer is about as lame as Ossama Bin Ladin's big nose!
Mission Impossible 2 - Fighting/chasing scenes were cool, but the acting was extremely bad!!!
Manhunter - I'm so glad that someone decided to make a remake of this movie called "RED DRAGON".
This movie was so bad that I turned it off after the 1st twenty minutes!
---REMAKES NOT WORTH SEEING---
Pirahna
The Shining
Psycho
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The originals were 40 times better than these remakes!
Any Julia Roberts movie - She seems to play the same role in every one!
Any Rene Russo movie - She is just annoying!
Any Dramatic Jim Carrey Movie - It's a damn shame that his good talent is put to waste.
 
The Avengers, anyone!?
and Horse Whisperer
^ complete waste of 3 or so hours that you will never get back. if you watch it, your world will collapse around you and you will die at the hands of forty-two crater faced amish midgets wielding a hacksaw at your groin whilst all your enemies look at your misery and laugh!!!1
 
The Mummy
The Haunting
Ten Things I hate About You
The Fast and the Furious
 
Hands down, The Avengers
And speaking of people acting the same role all the time, doesn't anyone get a little sick of George Clooney's one dimensional, samey, characters?
 
Originally posted by Tech Kinetics:

Priscilla Queen of the Desert & Lie down with the Dogs - I'm not into queer movies so watching commercialized male porno makes me want to vomit!!

At what time during the 1990s did you begin to walk erect?
I agree with you wholeheartedly about "Lie Down With Dogs"--its a VERY bad underground gay film that;
1) most gay people who saw it hated it &
2) as it is SO obscure & such a low budget failure, generally ONLY gay people know about it.
There is just NO WAY that anyone saw "Lay Down With Dogs" & did NOT know that it was about gays & that it was explicit. It was rated NC-17. I mean c'mon thats like saying "Gee I just happened to watch "Shaving Ryan's Privates" & I was shocked, SHOCKED by what I saw". By the way, at least you didn't have the experience with "Lay Down With Dogs" that I did. A friend of mine used to be friends with the editor, so we saw the film at a free screening with the cast & crew & their friends & family, which meant that I couldn't walk out of it when I realized what a piece of crap it was (I beleive that was at the 20 minute mark). It was the most excrutiating 80 minutes of my life!
As for "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert", you may not like the film BUT there is NO FUCKING WAY in this universe that it could be called "Male porno" or even "commercialized Male porno"!! There is not ONE nude scene, not one sex scene, fuck there isn't even a kissing scene! Even the prudish MPAA gave it a PG-13 rating! Calling "Pricilla" 'commercialized male porno' is like calling "Shakespere In Love" a snuff film or calling "Shrek" a football film or calling "Benji" a bukake movie (props to anyone who gets the "bukake" reference). Either you NEVER saw this film & are confusing it with something else or you are betraying a hangup about your own sexual feelings.
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some disapointments of recent memory:
  • mission to mars- a huge disapointment- Brian DePalma at his worst
    Dude where's my car?
    Angel eyes
    The Score
    Super Troopers
 
Evil Woman.
Absolutely fucking heinous. Atrocious. Jack Black may be ok in Tenacious D, but he can't fucking act at all, and when he does, it's the SAME role in each movie-the stupid fat guy role.
Now I'm all emotional.
 
Inspector Gadget.
Only with 'The Producers' has Matthew Broderick regained ANY of my respect.
Wire.
 
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