No, it wasn't a serious answer, they are being an asshole!
You are fine, I know of some people who will have minor withdrawal after 2 weeks of daily use (light twitches, difficulty sleeping) and I am one of these people. My own father has a lorazepam prescription, he is able to take it for 2 years at a time, daily 1mg at night and drop them without ANY withdrawal symptoms... I don't understand it, it make little sense to me, but he has no withdrawal problems when it comes to lorazepam. Lorazepam is kind of a funny benzo when it comes down to it. Valium, clonazepam and xanax always seem to do precisely the same thing every time. They last the same amount of time, everytime! With lorazepam, if I didn't eat well and then took 2mg. I would feel sort of off, sort of wonky the next day. I don't think you are experiencing any type of withdrawal, but I think it is good that you are aware of that. Some people think benzos are perfectly safe and not physically addictive, I can't think of anything more addictive and with a worse withdrawal profile.