Viagra + weed + coke + valium + opium + alcohol - Experienced - Heroic sex in Asia.

So two friends from school/university and I decided to journey through South Asia and obviously there is little to no drug enforcement in some of the countries, and the pharmacy is literally your (very willing) drug dealer, as long as you have the money.

We arrived in Ho Chi Minh City on a muggy warm day during the hot season, and immediately headed for backpacker district. I had been to Ho Chi Minh City before with family and stayed at the Hilton, so the contrast of run down apartments and backpacker accomodation was pretty stark.

Of course once we got settled I headed straight to the pharmacy to take full advantage of the quasi-legal drug buffet on offer, no annoying scripts required. I racked my brains trying to think of the names of some pharmaceuticals that would get me the most high. Arriving at a little chemist that really just consisted of a wooden bench sort of half in a dilapidated room I immediately asked for some "oxycodone", which I had never tried before but knew it would get me blasted. The old lady had no idea what I was talking about and asked me to write it down. Having done so she pulled out a dusty tome of a book (looked like it was from the 1920s or something) and searched for it. When she found it she simply looked up at me with a blank expression and said in perfect English "not a chance".

Feeling a bit disheartened I walked across the road to the next pharmacy, a more modern one and decided to tone down my expectations a bit. I've always wondered what viagra felt like so inquired about it. The young bloke merely asked "you want viagra or cialis?"... "errr... just viagra will do".... "how many?".... "errr.... 12?"... He hands them over and the cost is about as much as a can of coke in Australia. "Umm do you have any valium?"... "yes, how many you want?"... "Ummmm.... 24 will do," he hands them over, no questions asked. Once again the cost is laughably small.

Walking back the short distance to the accomodation I'm approached two times. The first is an innocent middle-aged lady who flat out says "you American, you like cocaine, I get you cocaine, good cocaine, you try, you try." Even though I'm not American I dipped my finger in a package she held out and putting it in my mouth it was indeed numbing. I knew it wasn't going to be top quality, but once again, when it costs the equivalent of three cans of coke back home, who really cares? I purchase a bundle and am shocked at how large it is (about 4 grams worth at least).

The next person to approach me is a young bloke, probably about 19 or 20. He says "you smoke weed? I get you weed." So for a pittance I purchased about a quarter ounce of what was clearly some type of bush-weed (not like the hydroponic stuff you see back in Australia, much darker and more "leafy").

Back in the small apartment my friends and I did a few lines of the coke and smoked some weed. We were all skeptical as to how strong they would be, but after three fat lines and a joint I realized I was blasted. Feeling pretty good we decided to head to the local pub/bar which was packed with tourists, where we started drinking heavily. Having randomly met some people I knew from college I decided to ramp the situation up even more, and so jokingly took 6 viagra, and a couple of valium. (I also somehow purchased a large ball of opium during the night and according to my friends consumed some orally but I can't fully remember the details of exactly how I got it).

The next thing I remember is sitting outside the bar with one of my friends and drinking some Singapore slings with a side of beer while sitting on those little plastic play stools for kids. Two incredibly beautiful Vietnamese women slowly walk by. Now I'm usually a pretty shy guy, but without thinking twice I immediately got up and walked with them, talking like we've known each other forever. After a quick taxi-ride to some random hotel room we fucked for literally 10 hours straight, it was just the most epic threesome imaginable, I felt like SEX GOD. It was mid-morning by the time I finally came. I think the girls were shocked that someone could have so much sexual energy, and so was I.

They said "love you long time" and we parted ways. I met up with my friends and had a few beers for breakfast. I surprisingly had no hangover or residual negative effects.

And that's my story, I hope you enjoyed it.

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wow, that sounds pretty epic. hope you don't catch anything from those viet girls. any psychedelics available/

I always thought Cambodian mushrooms and Laotian opium was about the best that region had to offer

dcraver877 said:

hope you don't catch anything from those viet girls. any psychedelics available/

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Nah they were luckily real safe.

I didn't come across any psychedelics, died just before I got to Goa Goa where I was planning to go raving, and where apparently acid is super abundant..

Funny thing is that flying into India I was still so outrageously high that I forgot to ditch my massive stash of pharmaceuticals before getting on the plane. I literally carried this epic plethora of drugs in my hand luggage (Tramadol, valium, temazepam, xanax, codeine, dihydrocodeine, hydromorphone, syringes, etc., etc.) and getting off the plane somewhere my bag was checked by customs, the Indian guy said "sir you cannot have that!" I just said sorry and kept walking, lol. They kept my stash but didn't pursue me at all. You would be so screwed if you did that in most other countries.

So yeah South Asia has a very laid-back attitude towards high tourists. As long as you're not trafficking heroin or something it's pretty chilled. I've heard of people going to pharmacies and getting liters of ketamine....

Sounds like a lot of fun, but how you were able to function sexually after taking all that is beyond me.

^ This.

Also, I'm assuming you're smart enough to know not to cross any borders with that stuff.

Official attitudes can vary depending on the country - you might find yourself buying on the street, then get busted by cops working with the dealers, and have to pay your way out or face a Southeast Asian prison. It sounds like you were incredibly lucky, first that the dealers weren't setting you up, secondly that you weren't sold total garbage (cocaine in Vietnam? I'm thinking dental anaesthetic with speed or RC stimulant), and third...SIX viagra? Either they were low-dose knock-offs, or you're very, very lucky: 100mgs really is the max safe dose, I'd get your blood pressure checked out - I've heard of people convulsing from 300mgs, and mixed with booze and stimulants, 600 mgs could be fatal, or cause a permanent loss of blood flow down there. Sounds like quite a night, but there's reckless and there's reckless: between that and the Indians letting you walk through customs, you've used up a lifetime's luck. Be careful: there's a fair few Westerners rotting in Thai jails in particular, because they thought they'd found drug paradise until they ran into the wrong dealer/cop, and Vietnam's notoriously corrupt and.arbitrary about such things. It's incredible that you're alive, not in jail, and still have functional genitals.

Where Wolf? said:

cocaine in Vietnam? I'm thinking dental anaesthetic with speed or RC stimulant

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Nah I definitely know it was cocaine to some degree as when I eventually ended up in hospital due to taking Effexor XR and Tramadol together (caused intense serotonin syndrome) they tested my blood and it had cocaine in it (and this was quite a while afterwards but they could still detect it). I've taken coke before in Australia, and can honestly say the coke in Ho Chi Minh city was relatively strong (then again was hoovering massive lines of it). According to the US State Department there's been quite a few cocaine production labs found throughout Asia, but then again who knows how it got there.

Where Wolf? said:

SIX viagra? Either they were low-dose knock-offs, or you're very, very lucky

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Not sure what dose they were, cannot remember, but they had the proper Viagra blister-packet. I had no idea it was dangerous at all, certainly had never heard of people ODing on it, and definitely took 6 of them for some reason thought that it would have less of an effect on a really young guy, and also wanted to see how horny I could get. Turns out that even if you're young, this stuff pushes your sex drive through the roof. At least about 10x normal.

it may sound exaggerated for you but you're lucky to be alive and didn't damage your health permanently. the combination you took is potentially fatal. you really need to realize that. educate yourself. (btw: viagra has no psychoactive effects, it merely increases blood flow. but having a rock hard boner for hours might have indirect effects on your psyche: u might feel really virile and thus horny)

sounds like a good time nevertheless.. :D

I never really understood how people copped without any worries in third world countries like Thailand and places in Latin America or Mexico... scoring some hash in Europe while backpacking is one thing, but in many of those third world countries you get popped and you are in a terrible jail for a very very long time. Hell, even in Eastern Europe you need to be really careful.

Not to mention, at least in Latin America and Mexico you will have people posing as dealers who sell you the drug and then immediately turn you into the cops for an attempted bribe.

I've not yet been to Asia though, so I do not know the situation.


As for Cocaine in Vietnam, when I was over in Europe I noticed that cocaine was becoming very popular so I'd imagine the tourists are starting to demand it. Yet, it would be much easier for them to just mix lidocaine and methamphetamine. You even see that in some areas of the US and its easy as hell to get coke here.

I noticed that most of the Cocaine in Europe was really cut and not that good, I cannot imagine it being much better in Southeast Asia. Just has to pass through more hands.

AminoAcid said:

So yeah South Asia has a very laid-back attitude towards high tourists. As long as you're not trafficking heroin or something it's pretty chilled. I've heard of people going to pharmacies and getting liters of ketamine....

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See... that is an extreme blanket statement that is not true. Being a harm reduction board, I feel compelled to point out that many of these areas have extremely draconian drug laws. Some even including the death sentence. However, from what I have seen of the conditions of the jails in many of those countries, death would be showing one mercy.

phactor said:

I never really understood how people copped without any worries in third world countries like Thailand and places in Latin America or Mexico... scoring some hash in Europe while backpacking is one thing, but in many of those third world countries you get popped and you are in a terrible jail for a very very long time. Hell, even in Eastern Europe you need to be really careful.

Not to mention, at least in Latin America and Mexico you will have people posing as dealers who sell you the drug and then immediately turn you into the cops for an attempted bribe.

I've not yet been to Asia though, so I do not know the situation.


As for Cocaine in Vietnam, when I was over in Europe I noticed that cocaine was becoming very popular so I'd imagine the tourists are starting to demand it. Yet, it would be much easier for them to just mix lidocaine and methamphetamine. You even see that in some areas of the US and its easy as hell to get coke here.

I noticed that most of the Cocaine in Europe was really cut and not that good, I cannot imagine it being much better in Southeast Asia. Just has to pass through more hands.

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I've been to Thailand a few times - last year valium, zanax, ambien, tramadol etc were all available over the counter. Much safer than buying anything on the street (I was openly offered Hash in the street) and could get Yabba (crystal Meth) / Ecstasy IF I paid entrance to a club / bar first. Its pretty well known that a lot of the dealers work with the police and will sell you something one minute and then tell the cops your carrying the next.

I would imagine that if your staggering around the street carrying a bag of pharms your more likely to get arrested / or attract the attention of the police - much safer to go during the day when its busy (and your sober), score your pills and take them back to your room for later.

Sounds fucking amazing.

Bravo.

You should have had a note from your doctor mate

I wouldn't really call the pharmacies in South Asia a buffet. You can get Benzo's, Codeine, Gabapentin/Pregabalin etc., but you're not likely to get sold anything like Morphine or Oxycodone. That's been the case basically everywhere that I've been, including Iraq. You need to keep in mind, that these people have a longer history of using Opiates than Western culture does. We essentially "discovered" Opiates later on in our development. It's not like you can pull a fast one on a S.E. Asian pharmacist in this regard.

Also, blanket statements like, "Southeast Asia is a paradise where there are no rules" (not saying you said this), can be pretty dangerous, because I know that when I was in Cambodia, busting Caucasians for drugs was most definitely a thing and the cases occasionally would go to trial. The biggest thing is to be respectful. If you cross over into Thailand, you can get perma-fucked for hard drug possession. It's a lot different than Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam in that regard.

Cool trip report though. I've always wondered what it would be like to take a Viagra when my dick won't work on Opiates. Were the chicks whores?