Yo, what up everybody. Breakin my noob cherry up in this biatch!!! From the 413. I Read the entire thread. Very interesting.
My guy got sent away last year and I have very few "friends" so I was hurting for a while. I finally got in touch with his brother-in-law after 2 weeks. I was amazed and thrilled. Well this dude ain't on point like my dude. The price went up 10 bucks and the shit went down.
I laughed wicked hard about when you people had to wait on dudes. My new guy was taking forever. I kept calling him and he said I'm coming up. I was right on the edge of his city. He kept saying like 20 minutes for 3 hours. Finally, he kept saying I'm on your street bro. I could tell he was lying because the louder he yelled the more I knew he was lying. That time he never showed up. I called him and said I could have drove to the Bronx in that amount of time. So finally I found out just to drive to his crib. I asked him if his place was hot. He said, "Nah Bro, I don't do shit here!" As I pull up to his house there's like 3 dudes on his porch waiting to get in. Yeah right, not hot. Sureee buddy. I can relate to leaving to cop on the lunch break. I'd blast down there but never got back in time and for some reason, the district manager always showed up during my lunch break. He'd asked my why I was late, and I just made up some excuse while I was walking to the bathroom to get right. Ha!
His shit was alright at first. Stamp collection. <snip> for a B. I dropped mad loot on this kid early on, but his shit just kept getting progressively worse. I flew over to his crib one day and bought 2 and a half B's. Was excited cuz I had extra money. Did 5 to get right and it was like nothing. I checked one out and it was really grainy and white, didn't taste like shit. I did 5 more and ended up throwing the rest away because it was fake. I called him on it and he said I must be getting a tolerance. I said fuck you, I can tell that shit was fake. He just started screaming stupid shit, so fuck it.
So awhile later I got fronted 2 and a half Benjamins worth. He was all sketched out about loaning me that. I said dude you know me, I'm good for it. I didn't pay that bastard back. Fuck him. He blew up my phone for like a month, but finally chilled out. So now I don't answer calls I don't know. I really didn't before. I hear, I got a green light. Oh well, most of them aren't too smart anyways.
Take the bust in Holyoke,MA a few days ago.
http://www.gazettenet.com/news/townbytown/holyoke/5376396-95/raid-nabs-alleged-western-massachusetts-drug-lord These people have got to be the most stupid muthafuckas in the D game. I'm not too too big into the scene, but even I knew that building was hot, I mean really hot. That shit was lava.
I checked the police website and there is a lot of arrests at that address going back years. How stupid do you gotta be? 38 grand. You really gotta be stupid to be up in that building with that much loot. I drove by there today just for shits and giggles and they had the big crime seen bus there and like 3 cops. I waived and smiled while I drove by %). Played it real cool.
But now, I'm really hurtin. Been like a day and I got some loot but absolutely no friends. I don't feel like driving around cuz they lookin for me. I know they probably wouldn't find me, but I just don't wanna take that chance. This sucks the Big Lebowski. This always happens to me. I either have money and no dude, or a dude and no money. It's like trying to get the freggin' planets to align.
Thanx to anyone who put up with that marathon! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go throw up. Like Disturbed said, I'm down with the sickness.